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Some kind of goat that eats snow instead of grass.
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Flip your lawn over and let the rest of the snow dump in the snow pan where it can melt down into the stormdrains.
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Dec 28, 2020 18:55
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Sell your house and move into a nice apartment americans are loving bizarre with their boomer obsession of everyone having a 6 bedroom McMansion
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ive got a lot of stuff though
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just wait until spring
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Build a giant carport that covers your entire property.
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As a kid I had the brilliant idea that snowplow trucks should replace the blade with a laser instead. Just melt it off! I was smart too, and figured one laser pointing out in front of the truck might not be enough, so a second one too. First melts, second one evaporates. Then I figured a 3rd off the tail of the truck could actually dry things out. Years later, studying engineering I remembered my awesome idea, and realized I could actually do a rough calculation of how much energy it would take; say 6" of fresh snow at 25F. Well, it turns out you'd have to strap a nuclear reactor to the back of a truck for the instantaneous and durational power needs of such a system to keep the streets clean for a few hours. I say, lets do it.
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Internetjack posted:As a kid I had the brilliant idea that snowplow trucks should replace the blade with a laser instead. Just melt it off! I was smart too, and figured one laser pointing out in front of the truck might not be enough, so a second one too. First melts, second one evaporates. Then I figured a 3rd off the tail of the truck could actually dry things out. Mother of God, where have you been all my life
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Dec 28, 2020 20:09
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Korthal posted:Just build your driveway underground Elon?
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rotinaj posted:Mother of God, where have you been all my life lol, I'm here. Advocating nuclear powered laser trucks for all cities that get snow.
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Dec 28, 2020 20:17
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Just rent a snow melter OP. $2800 per hour, bing bong so simple.
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Dec 28, 2020 20:26
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OP I've given this a lot of thought, and truthfully I think the wisest course of action would be to give up about the snow. Just give up and piss your pant
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Dec 29, 2020 00:09
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why get rid of it at all?? just build your house out of the snow.
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Practice social distancing: stay snowed in until spring.
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Dec 29, 2020 00:22
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Cover the driveway with tablecloths, invite all your family/friends to watch you pull out the tablecloths without disturbing the snow, then embarrassingly fail and pull all the snow off
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Dec 29, 2020 01:11
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Dig a system of tunnels and dens under your house and just hibernate through the winter months.
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Dec 29, 2020 01:17
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Global warming
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Eat the snow. Then your body heat will naturally melt it and your gross distended stomach will contain the water.
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Dec 29, 2020 01:24
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children are almost definitely the fastest and most cost-effective means suggested so far. you can probably get away with paying one $10 or $20 to do it for you. best free option is higher temperatures aka spring.
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Dec 29, 2020 01:27
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Lose your hand to a snowblower. Then you'll have an excuse to not have to deal with it anymore.
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:children are almost definitely the fastest and most cost-effective means suggested so far. you can probably get away with paying one $10 or $20 to do it for you. best free option is higher temperatures aka spring. I don't see how. To cover my driveway and stop it from being snow covered, the child would have to be gigantic! My driveway is like 8 car lengths long, easily. And it diverges to my detached, meaning you'd have a two headed 8 -10 car length tall monster child and I imagine it would want more than TEN DOLLARS to lay there in the COLD, MAN! *shakes head incredulously*
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What would my NEIGHBORS do?! Find ANOTHER mutant monster child?! Who's making these bastards?!
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The HOA buys them by the foot.
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Just travel everywhere by helicopter.
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Invade the neighboring countries and use the snow in your driveway as a kind of deterrent for the natural escalation of power that would become allied against you as you refuse to cede the land you have taken and atone for the lives you have destroyed
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Dig a REALLY big and deep hole so all the snow will fall into the center of the earth and immediately cease to be
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What about a huge jet turbine/blower that just fires a blast of superheated hot air, it could be like a snowblower and a super melting heat ray all in one
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I propose putting several octillion tons of hydrogen gas and allowing it's own gravity to allow it to overcome strong nuclear forces to begin fusing releasing unimaginable amounts of energy, and placing your self sustaining fusion reactor about one astronomical unit away. Eventually, within a quarter year or so, the rays from that power source will be focused enough on your hemisphere to produce heat and melt all the snow, not just in your walkway, but everywhere nearby
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Dec 29, 2020 02:35
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Lay down a heated blanket before it snows then just plug it in after the snowfall comes. Bing bang boom. Wait for global warming to reach your area of the world.
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Dec 29, 2020 02:41
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Cover the ocean with a tarp so it stops evaporating so much.
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goatface posted:Cover the ocean with a tarp so it stops evaporating so much. Would be easier to raise the temperature of the planet to boil the oceans away. We're like a quarter of the way there already.
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Dec 29, 2020 02:49
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Whenever it snows, sell your house and buy a snow-free one.
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Dec 29, 2020 02:57
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Play Waltz of the Snowflakes from Tchaikovsky's The Nutcracker. The snow will dance away.
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Xaintrailles posted:Just travel everywhere by helicopter. Just use your helicopter to blow the snow onto the neighbors place.
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Dec 29, 2020 10:23
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Use drugs to put yourself into a medically induced coma over the winter months.
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rotinaj posted:What about a huge jet turbine/blower that just fires a blast of superheated hot air, it could be like a snowblower and a super melting heat ray all in one These exist, I think there's some pics online from russia with a mig engine. Imo just get a black powder, like graphite I guess? And dust the snow on the driveway with it. The black will absorb the suns energy and melt the snow. You may need to reapply the coating but once the driveway is exposed it should eat away at it real quick.
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Fresh blood should be warm enough to melt snow. Create an Aztec sacrificial mound at the top of the driveway. They figured out how to make rivers of the stuff.
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Just strip and lay down in it you’ll be real cold at first, then warm, then you don’t have to worry about snow ever again.
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My neighbors did it for me out of the kindness of their hearts.
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Edgar posted:My neighbors did it for me out of the kindness of their hearts. That is super cool of them. Karma says you have to bake them some cookies or buy them a six pack or something.
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