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- Prof. Crocodile
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I’m the guy with the clown makeup and bucket of fried chicken.
Nice of Jeffrey to let me keep my posting persona.
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Dec 29, 2020 19:49
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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#mood
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dudes like this are the best on social media because half the time it's relatable shitposting and half the time it's insane capslock promo mode for their SICKEST ALBUM RELEASE PARTY EVERRRRRR!!!!!! at their town's one bar and a horrorcore burlesque dancer with a c-section scar over at least one tattoo does a routine to Nightmare on My Street by the Fresh Prince and DJ Jazzy Jeff.
she's the opening act but they bring her back on to get the audience pumped for the main act two hours after they were supposed to go on, but she wasn't prepared to do a second routine so she just does her same dance to Dream Warriors by Dokken.
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Dec 29, 2020 21:01
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- FutonForensic
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big "lovely ps2 fighting game" energy with that crew
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Dec 29, 2020 21:01
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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#mood
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dudes like this are the best on social media because half the time it's relatable shitposting and half the time it's insane capslock promo mode for their SICKEST ALBUM RELEASE PARTY EVERRRRRR!!!!!! at their town's one bar and a horrorcore burlesque dancer with a c-section scar over at least one tattoo does a routine to Nightmare on My Street by the Fresh Prince and DJ Jazzy Jeff.
she's the opening act but they bring her back on to get the audience pumped for the main act two hours after they were supposed to go on, but she wasn't prepared to do a second routine so she just does her same dance to Dream Warriors by Dokken.
i should clarify two things
1) the dancer is either the sister or maybe cousin to one of the two performers (audience was unclear)
2) i got up on stage immediately after her and read some poems about being sad and in college
i was not invited to the after party
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Dec 29, 2020 21:03
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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#mood
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i forgot some details: everyone on the back of the album is a roleplay character held either by one of the two rappers or some of their friends in their posse, which is guaranteed to date back to elementary school. the characters are mentioned and named dropped in songs without explanation or context, because the universe these songs and characters take place in will actually be explained in the comic-book tie in, which, if it actually exists will be some extremely "learn to draw shonen manga" on loan from a library poo poo. if it doesn't actually exist in drawn form, the scripts for no less than thirty seven issues will be available for download on their ProBoards forums.
The people these characters are based on never show up in actual songs, because they know they can't rap. Any voicemails left by members of the posse are fair game however, especially if the voicemail contains accusations of money being owed, girlfriends being hosed, cars getting stolen, or the voicemail leaver died.
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Dec 29, 2020 21:10
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- google THIS
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I'm scythe-wielding Jesus in flannel and suspenders
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Dec 29, 2020 21:11
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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#mood
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invariably either the group is torn apart due to infighting or pissing matches with others in the horrorcore facebook community, or they are given their own tent at the gathering of the juggalos and become minor media icons among dispossessed ex-opie and anthony fans.
edit- one of the cats from one of these failed projects went on to get really occupy wall st-focused and for a while taught music production classes at a local youth center but they made him stop when it became apparent he had no idea how to use Audacity.
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Dec 29, 2020 21:12
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- Escape From Noise
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I'm the guy who can't figure out how to wear a hockey mask
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Dec 30, 2020 16:25
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- google THIS
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Not sure if they were going for inverted perspective or a "tall people in the back" group photo feel
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Dec 30, 2020 16:53
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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#mood
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only two middle fingers raised feels low
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Dec 30, 2020 19:10
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- google THIS
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It was nice of the folks at WikiHow to do their album artwork though
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Dec 30, 2020 19:19
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- Escape From Noise
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It was nice of the folks at WikiHow to do their album artwork though
Real recognize real
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Dec 30, 2020 19:23
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- Finger Prince
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I'm boombox bluehair Solid Fett.
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Dec 30, 2020 19:35
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- Prof. Crocodile
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I can't even rap..
judging by what I’ve seen so far, I don’t think that’s going to be a problem.
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Dec 30, 2020 22:26
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- deep dish peat moss
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we all missed the most important part, the feature spot by none other than D12
Does anyone else remember when D12 got a song about doing and loving drugs played on repeat on MTV for a year straight by changing the word "pills" to "hills"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uuq6HgKgEFQ
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Dec 31, 2020 06:25
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- deep dish peat moss
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Wait.
Bizarre is in D-12
The album in the OP, by Bizarre and Fury, features a feature spot by Bizarre.
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Dec 31, 2020 06:28
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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I want to hear Something Awful
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Dec 31, 2020 06:30
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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I'm imagine rap core backyard rasslin rhymes with 20 white mcs and one hesitant black dude
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Dec 31, 2020 06:31
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- Riotgrrill
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I can't even rap..
- lead singer of anthrax
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Dec 31, 2020 06:34
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- Riotgrrill
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i mean it's true but he tried
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Dec 31, 2020 06:37
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- Escape From Noise
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I somehow knew Bizarre was in D12 despite my brother being all into them or whatever
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Dec 31, 2020 06:56
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- Riotgrrill
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do not pursue this rap, it will only end in tears.
Riotgrrill fucked around with this message at 07:01 on Dec 31, 2020
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Dec 31, 2020 06:58
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- Prof. Crocodile
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bizzy bone is also featured. no way to tell if he harmonizes with anything but I think we should assume he does.
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Dec 31, 2020 15:12
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- google THIS
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Like, two songs included the phrase "full blown AIDS"
That's like true vintage Something Awful dot com right there
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Jan 1, 2021 01:47
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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The future of Something Awful is as a dog park, not a rap group.
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Jan 1, 2021 10:45
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May 4, 2024 12:26
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- Prof. Crocodile
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That's like true vintage Something Awful dot com right there
Pure nu-metal era edgelord energy, right down to the goatees.
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Jan 1, 2021 16:15
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