I would blow Dane Cook posted:

CelestialScribe posted:

So offer a solution. What do you want to happen now?

The Artificial Kid posted:

In March we had conversations about whether we should try to get infected early while there were still ventilators, because we thought we were both going to be called up to work in crushed COVID ICUs a la Italy at some point.

ungulateman posted:

cowards refusing to change the national anthem to men at work's 'land down under'

e: i tried to think of a bad song to be our national anthem but literally every song i can think of is better than advance australia fair. tones and i's 'dance baby'? still better

Sulla Faex posted:

Selling: Ghoul tears x400, $2 per vial. Regular deliveries during covid-19 crisis also possible, inquire within for details

Assessor of Maat posted:

you know how you fuse two digimon to get a new one? it's like that

bowmore posted:

found Celestial Scribe on twitter

https://twitter.com/lyleshelton/status/1345287643441942531?s=21

bowmore posted:

Omnimon is dominating the Digimon TCG at the moment

Zenithe posted:

https://twitter.com/QldPolice/status/1345680004798009345

TheMostFrench posted:

"So where do we start? By listening to each other, and sharing our part."

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

morrisons gonna delay vaccine rollout until the next election

CelestialScribe posted:

...and I'm the bad guy for going to a loving park.

Jesus Christ, you two are loving evil. I'd love to see you say this to the face of any woman who has experienced a miscarriage at any time, and I don't give a poo poo if either of you are women and have experienced it yourself. that's loving heartless. gently caress you both.

The Lord Bude posted:

The government dropped the ball big time by not coming down hard and completely criminalising vaping as soon as it reared its head.

hambeet posted:

do anti-vaping ads just consist of photos of people who vape?

that'd be pretty effective imo

JBP posted:

Haha last year's game awards had the anti vaping poo poo too. Great content.

NPR Journalizard posted:

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-01-07/qld-cleaner-confirmed-to-have-uk-strain-of-coronavirus/13040430

Whelp, good luck QLD

Yeast posted:

3 Day lockdown for greater Brisbane, mask mandate for outside the home, 9 cases of UK strain.

hooman posted:

I just looked at Craig Kelly's facebook page and it's also full of "X Place Had Coldest Day in 50 years! SO MUCH FOR GLOBAL WARMING" and the most broke brained boomer takes imaginable.

Solemn Sloth posted:

This is basically every time he speaks in parliament

hooman posted:

You never were.

HAAAAMBEEEEET

quote:

But Mr McCormack said it should not be up to Big Tech to decide whose voices were heard.

“I don’t believe in that sort of censorship,” he told ABC radio on Monday.

“There’s been a lot of people who have said and done a lot of things on Twitter previously that haven’t received that sort of condemnation or indeed censorship.”

quote:

“How long before the social media overlords interfere heavily in Australian politics? It’s time to rein them in,” Mr Christensen wrote on Facebook on Sunday.

Mr Christensen previously shared Facebook posts claiming “vote fraud” and “dodgy extra votes” in the American election.

One such post was restricted behind Facebook ‘fact checks’, with a warning placed on it saying it was “missing context”, and links to a comprehensive article debunking the claim.

In recent days, Mr Christensen has shared a link to a story from a conservative blog, claiming the violent insurrection at the US Capitol was a ‘false flag’ by left-wing groups.
...
On Sunday, he shared a post to his 68,000 Facebook followers and 1300 on conservative social media service Parler, asking them to help “stop Big Tech censorship” by signing his petition.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

bowmore posted:

McCormack in dire need of a headbutt

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

kind of impressed at the level of contempt implied in "more than they could have dreamed of" there

JBP posted:

Will Ed Coon's descendants be changing their names?

Zenithe posted:

https://twitter.com/andrewjhansen/status/1349094205692407808

crepeface posted:

actually the REAL problem is [meandering, incomprehensible concern trolling to defend the free market]

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

bell jar posted:

Australia is pretty good

bell jar posted:

Unironically though, where else would you rather live? For me it would probably only be New Zealand

perepelki posted:

- nobody likes australian cinema

Cartoon posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2021/jan/27/antisemitism-and-holocaust-denial-on-the-rise-in-australia-josh-frydenberg-warns

perepelki posted:

i agree with this, and also agree that the liberal party is directly culpable for it. if any liberal mp without a personal background in the topic started sounding off about the holocaust, especially if they were one of the culprits of stoking racial tensions in this country, that would be lovely manipulative virtue-signalling and they would be deserving of a poo poo in the mouth.

Anidav posted:

News Corp accidentally leaked its own payroll last year and I think it shows that all the Journalists who worked full time for The Australian were on 300k.

Solemn Sloth posted:

https://twitter.com/vicgovdhhs/status/1356001799031844864

For those who missed it

alf_pogs posted:

hmm maybe this lib politician kind of sucks

Seemlar posted:

This is looking to be the greatest catastrophe since NSW

Eediot Jedi posted:

Also around Christmas it turned out CS was right, so what the hell bring on the tennis.

QUACKTASTIC posted:

The Peccadillo posted: