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Ass-Haggis
May 27, 2011

asproigerosis confirmed
montresor had every right to contain fortunato for the sickening, raw power of that swan's neck looking member of his, and i would entomb the man myself if it were me in montresor's shoes

we all have our demons to face, and sometimes the demons are indescribably unspeakable dongs

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Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
wanna face that demon

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

rear end-Haggis posted:

montresor had every right to contain fortunato for the sickening, raw power of that swan's neck looking member of his, and i would entomb the man myself if it were me in montresor's shoes

we all have our demons to face, and sometimes the demons are indescribably unspeakable dongs

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Inverted Icon
Apr 8, 2020

by Athanatos
the sound was like a bucketful of squids being dumped on a corrugated metal roof

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Quoth the Raven, “Bonertown”

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

By the last breath of the fall winds that blow, I'll suck the poo poo out of Fortunato, smiling his face, I say come let us nut, I've a crate of gay rear end porno.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrrIm4ozbUc

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


You who are straight and whose cock is real hard, may bust a nut and make my bussy fard. What use the nut of a straight all alone, when he ain't got no pussy to bone?

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
amontillado is probably my favorite sherry, not super sweet or dry, very well balanced

Ass-Haggis
May 27, 2011

asproigerosis confirmed
you can really taste the permanent dick internment

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

That Alan Parsons song is one of my favorite songs of all time which is why it's infinitely painful to hear the mispronunciation of Amontillado each time I listen to it

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Yeah you know the general disposition of this poo poo is we tolerate all sorts of folks with open arms unless they could best us or overpower us, and then we make sure it’s just the non-threatening looking token ones who are fat and slow and look like teddy bears and have springy soft fun hair, none of the muscular handsome ones ya we wanna keep this poo poo like a whitewashed UN equality and diversity poster. :shuckyes:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

That Alan Parsons song is one of my favorite songs of all time which is why it's infinitely painful to hear the mispronunciation of Amontillado each time I listen to it

:same: x100000 absolutely, unquestionably, completely, utterly totally and fully

spouse
Nov 10, 2008

When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.



BIIIIIG BAAAAD BEEETLE BORGS

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Some days you just wanna get up and disarm and subdue 126 Russian military factions and destroy 10 bags of processed African blood diamonds, nbd. I’m sure people who call the shots were prepared to cease the thing if it got out of hand.

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gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Dude, you don't understand Forunato insulted him.

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