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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
2020. It's... over? We're into 2012 :clegg: 2021 now.

A brief summary of the past year: (some :nws:)

January
https://twitter.com/borisjohnson/status/1212679425629859840

February
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK2fszWUGCo

March
https://twitter.com/Jimllpaintit/status/1243554528680706049

April
https://twitter.com/llewcid/status/1306530293319446528

May


June
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04NXGb1pA6g

https://twitter.com/christiancalgie/status/1270106081969213444

July


August


September


October
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-ZTAdmOLIg

November
https://twitter.com/TheIDSmiths/status/1333355057056780288

December
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnFMLTTjgkM

https://twitter.com/SloughForEU/status/1343901000046931972

Also even though we now have two approved vaccines these may still be useful, because it's still ongoing:
Find Your Local COVID-19 Mutual Aid Group - or set one up
Also check:
https://freedomnews.org.uk/covid-19-uk-mutual-aid-groups-a-list/
https://secretldn.com/uk-community-aid-groups-by-area/
https://queercare.network/our-work/resources/covid-19/

In Other News :sax:
• The Government U-turns again on schools, except some of them.
• The SNP has appealed to Tory 'humanity' in government approach to refugees who are trying to cross the Channel.
• Debenhams stores are set to close with the loss of 12,000 jobs after attempts to find a buyer for the retailer fell through when JD Sports pulled out.
• Four people are killed after a large explosion at a waste water treatment works in Avonmouth, Bristol.
• The UK becomes the first country to approve the new Pfizer/BioNTech vaccine, planning for 40 million in 2021, enough to vaccinate 20 million people.
• A group of former rugby players including Rugby World Cup winner Steve Thompson begin a claim against the game's authorities after being diagnosed with early signs of dementia, saying that repeated blows to the head from playing the sport are to blame.
• Protein folding is solved by London-based AI company DeepMind
• A new mineral, kernowite, is discovered in Cornwall.
• Brexit.

It is deep January. The sky is hard. The stalks are firmly rooted in ice.

Get Organized Month
UKMT December 2020 - Best viewed with Brexcape Navigator 4+
UKMT Autumn 2020 - Thou shalt have a Rishi act a little fishi
UKMT Summer 2020 - Two Pints of Saline and Abacavir for Drip
UKMT May 2020 - Let them eat Nando's
UKMT April 2020 - The Betacoronavirus and the Virgin Atlantic
All Previous Threads (thanks Pesky Splinter)

Rubber Ducky Day
Europol Thread
Scotpol Thread
Trainchat Thread
Political Cartoons Thread
C-SPAM: BREXIT
BYOB: UKMT

Static Electricity Day
Podcasting is Praxis - The official podcast of the UKMT with UKMT goons talking into microphones about things.
Off the Fence - Brighton based, covering UK & Global topics. Pretty chill and professional peeps. Older 'casts can be found in the PLATFORM B archive.
Reel Politik - The Original Leftie Hate Trolls. Check 'em out.
We Don't Talk About The Weather - Two cool guys discuss news and other stuff. The second-most UKMT-iest of Podcasts.
Desolation Radio - Socialism from a Welsh perspective. Informative hosts.
Revolutionary Despatches - Two new guys starting out.
Connected & Disaffected - Breezy discussions of lefty social, and historical topics, and news updates. Pretty Good.
Trashfuture - Theme of the week style podcast about capitalism and how much it fucks up. Cool podcasters, sometimes working with Reel Politik
Agitpod - Owen Jones & Ellie Mae O’Hagan discuss news.
Reasons to Be Cheerful - Former Labour leader Ed "Red Ed" Milliband and Geoff Lloyd shoot the poo poo, and discuss general politics. Sometimes with guests.
Novara Media - Numerous fluctucating commentators including Matt Zarb-Cousin, Max Shanly, and James Butler among others. Varying topics with guests.
[Citations Needed] - Covers the US, focussing on the media, PR, and assorted bullshit. Also some socialist history topics. Very informative.
Chapo House Media - More US focused, from a leftist perspective. Basically a US version of Reel Politik, but with better mics. Worth a listen.
General Intellect Unit - Podcast of the Cybernetic Marxists. Examining the intersection of Technology, (Left) Politics, and Philosophy; decently in-depth and theory-driven as podcasts go.
Alpha 2 Omega - Tom O'Brien talks political strategy.
Requires Improvement - Podcast of lefty teachers exploring all things education, from a socialist perspective.
Swampside Chats - "The highest communist podcast"

Data Privacy Day
Stop, Thief!: The Commons, Enclosures, And Resistance – Peter Linebaugh
Demanding The Impossible - David Morland
Demanding the Impossible: A History of Anarchism - Peter Marshall
Chav Solidarity - D. Hunter
No Shortcuts: Organizing for Power in the New Gilded Age - Jane McAlevey
Libertarian Communism – Isaac Puente Amestoy
At The Cafι – Malatesta
The Method of Freedom – Malatesta
In Praise of Idleness – Russell
Political Ideals – Russell
Declaration – Hardt and Negri
Liberalism, a Counter History – Domenico Losurdo
God and the State – Bakunin
The Conquest of Bread – Kropotkin
Imperialism, the Highest Stage of Capitalism – V I Lenin
Anarchism and Other Essays – Emma Goldman
Social Reform or Revolution – Rosa Luxemburg
Violence – Slavoj Zizek
Jihad vs. McWorld - Benjamin Barber
Crashed: How a Decade of Financial Crises Changed the World – Adam Tooze
Flat Earth News - Nick Davies
Hack Attack - Nick Davies
Ecology of Freedom – Murray Bookchin
Anarchism, Marxism and the Future of the Left – Murray Bookchin
A Brief History of Neoliberalism – David Harvey
Let's Read Das Kapital – Karl Marx and Goons

Bittersweet Chocolate Day (thanks feedmegin)

quote:

I came up with the idea of a register of goons and their CLPs in case any new joiners wanted someone to go to to get the local lie of the land.

Banbury - trypsin
Barking :shittydog: - feedmegin
Bexleyheath and Crayford - Rolled Cabbage
Bristol East - Luxury Tent Carpet
Bristol West - Pistol_Pete, Rarity
Broxtowe - MikeCrotch
Bury St Edmunds - Cluncho McChunk
Canterbury - Spangly A
Chelmsford - Trickjaw
Cotswolds (yes, we do have one) - Yvonmukluk
Cumbernauld - mehall ('s partner)
Dulwich and West Norwood - maugrim
Ealing Central and Acton - Comrade Fakename
Edinburgh Central (s?) - Autonomous Monster
Edinburgh Central, Ipswich - Lord of the Llamas
Enfield Southgate - spiderbot
Glasgow Southside/Central - Niric
Havant - Last Emperor
Hertford and Stortford - Brovine
Hyndburn - Kegluneq
Leeds East - mrpwase
Leeds North East - Irving Washington
Manchester Central - Jakabite
Northampton - superLINUS
North-East Somerset (the long-shot campaign to unseat Jacob Rees-Mogg) - Darth Walrus
Salisbury (and Salisbury Momentum, which is now a thing that actually exists) - Wolfsbane
Sheffield South East - Cast_no_shadow, Mebh
South East Cambridgeshire - Stoic Fnord
Southampton (Test) - waffle, Nova88
St Austell & Newquay - Oh dear me
Stockport - Taear, Tesla was right
Swansea West - Borrovan
Tatton - Bundy
Watford - SpaceCommie
Wimbledon - chestnut santabag

The Effortpost's Graveyard (thanks goddamnedtwisto and UKMT goons)

Join us on synIRC for Question Time Awfulness and Stuff
#ukgoons on synIRC (thanks crispix).

Or on Discord for other UKMT Chat and Podcast Conspiring
https://discord.gg/QErneZT

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learnincurve posted:

Need something added to every OP. DWP have been told not to tell sanctioned people about this.

If you get sanctioned then to prevent your housing and council tax benefits falling like a house of cards, and in some case get access to a utility bill fund, call your local council for a "Nil Income Form".


Brexit

Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Jan 1, 2021

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Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Happy new year everyone! Fingers crossed 2021 is less lovely than 2020.

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
I'm playing Fallout: New Vegas this evening, and by lucky happenstance was on the 'Take Drugs, Kill A Bear' quest when the clock rolled around to midnight.
Reader: I took all the drugs.

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD
Happy 2021 folks..!

I really enjoyed the London fireworks/drones - wasn't expecting there to be any at all. A pleasant surprise and a nice message.

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

Yvonmukluk posted:

Happy new year everyone! Fingers crossed 2021 is less lovely than 2020.

Given the UK's economy just crashed, the plague is spreading without any meaningful way to contain it, and Boris is in charge?

I may be genuinely worried. I may have been for a while.

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

James Acaster is a national treasure:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1344760176474267648

JordanKai
Aug 19, 2011

Get high and think of me.


Let’s make it a good year, lads (for a change).

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!
Happy, y'all

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Last major news I heard in 2020 was that legendary rapper MF Doom has died. What a shite loving year

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Guavanaut posted:


Twitter embeds are loving up though, which I'm sure isn't an ill portent.

:toot:

I imagine twitter is overwhelmed right now so maybe they'll show up later.

Bye 2020 - Happy 2021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bubOcI11sps

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Here we



Here we







HERE WE FUCKIN' GOOOO

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.




Why isn't he queen yet?

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


stev posted:

Why isn't he queen yet?

Not inbred enough

frankenbeans
Feb 16, 2003

Good Times
Ground floor 2021. Happy new year guys, hope it sucks at least a bit less than the shithole we just crawled out of.

Isomermaid
Dec 3, 2019

Swish swish, like a fish
Happy new year, thread. Feels like the bar to clear is very low but I hope your 2021 is better :)

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




The propaganda fireworks and lasers were very pretty

Like the one show in explosion format

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

endlessmonotony posted:

Given the UK's economy just crashed, the plague is spreading without any meaningful way to contain it, and Boris is in charge?

I may be genuinely worried. I may have been for a while.

You contain it with a lockdown. We're not in a lockdown. They aren't trying.

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea
Yo. Don't let the bastards grind you down.

Hitler B. Natural
Feb 11, 2014

Gort posted:

Yo. Don't let the bastards grind you down.

Too late.

I hope everyone's invested in a nice sturdy wheelbarrow.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
RIP flash

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

Happy new year thread. Or at least a marginally less poo poo one, maybe.

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

Regarde Aduck posted:

You contain it with a lockdown. We're not in a lockdown. They aren't trying.

And they won't. See also: The point about Boris being in charge.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


endlessmonotony posted:

Given the UK's economy just crashed, the plague is spreading without any meaningful way to contain it, and Boris is in charge?

I may be genuinely worried. I may have been for a while.

There are clearly meaningful ways to contain it because other countries have done better than the UK. The government should have a much tighter definition of essential worker (it is not essential that Game is open for example). People coming into the country should have been quarantined in hotels or similar rather than the farcical trust system. The government should have been paying people to stay at home.

The notion that nothing more could've been done is utter bollocks. Especially as we did absolutely gently caress all for ages.

Okay, you understand that but just worded it poorly, fair enough.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Anyone else feeling weirdly free tonight? Just like... boundlessly unshackled from foreign bureaucrats or something?

Convex
Aug 19, 2010
Happy new year!

Did embedded tweets just break for anyone else? :ohdear:

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
https://twitter.com/borisjohnson/status/1212679425629859840

https://twitter.com/Jimllpaintit/status/1243554528680706049


Convex posted:

Happy new year!

Did embedded tweets just break for anyone else? :ohdear:


Seem to be ok for me. I'm using laptop.

Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 01:57 on Jan 1, 2021

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Ms Adequate posted:

Anyone else feeling weirdly free tonight? Just like... boundlessly unshackled from foreign bureaucrats or something?
I am feeling like hypothetically that someone could import whatever they liked through a container port as long as it was plausibly labelled for the next 3 weeks, does that count?

Niric
Jul 23, 2008

Ms Adequate posted:

Anyone else feeling weirdly free tonight? Just like... boundlessly unshackled from foreign bureaucrats or something?

From anyone else I'd think this was brexit joke, but I'm like 95% sure you're being literal here

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Guavanaut posted:

I am feeling like hypothetically that someone could import whatever they liked through a container port as long as it was plausibly labelled for the next 3 weeks, does that count?

I think it's close enough!

Niric posted:

From anyone else I'd think this was brexit joke, but I'm like 95% sure you're being literal here

Believe it or not the references that might have seemed bondage-y were actually completely innocent that time and I was making a Brexit joke.

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

forkboy84 posted:

There are clearly meaningful ways to contain it because other countries have done better than the UK. The government should have a much tighter definition of essential worker (it is not essential that Game is open for example). People coming into the country should have been quarantined in hotels or similar rather than the farcical trust system. The government should have been paying people to stay at home.

The notion that nothing more could've been done is utter bollocks. Especially as we did absolutely gently caress all for ages.

Okay, you understand that but just worded it poorly, fair enough.

The people who are competent enough to solve these problems are prevented from doing so by failsons who need to feel important.

An obstacle that wouldn't be there if people were smarter, but then, that can be said of most obstacles.

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

I wondered why some people had been letting off fireworks at 11pm rather than waiting til midnight, until one of my friends on our Google Meet call suggested it was probably people celebrating Brexit since that officially happened at midnight CET. Fucks sake.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Noxville posted:

I wondered why some people had been letting off fireworks at 11pm rather than waiting til midnight, until one of my friends on our Google Meet call suggested it was probably people celebrating Brexit since that officially happened at midnight CET. Fucks sake.

Didn't hear any of that here. Scotland wins again

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
gently caress 2020. pre-emptively gently caress 2021 as well, not gonna give it the benefit of the doubt with boris at the helm and keith studiously lining up the deckchairs in neat rows

new year’s resolution: try to become more active in my union, because i'd like it to still exist in 2022

MechanicalTomPetty
Oct 30, 2011

Runnin' down a dream
That never would come to me
I'm Canadian but I live in British Columbia so I feel obligated to wish you guys good luck this year.

Niric
Jul 23, 2008

Noxville posted:

I wondered why some people had been letting off fireworks at 11pm rather than waiting til midnight, until one of my friends on our Google Meet call suggested it was probably people celebrating Brexit since that officially happened at midnight CET. Fucks sake.

I feel like the people most inclined to celebrate brexit would be the ones least likely to do so on European time.

Ms Adequate posted:

Believe it or not the references that might have seemed bondage-y were actually completely innocent that time and I was making a Brexit joke.

2021 already unmasked as the most disappointing year on record

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

Noxville posted:

I wondered why some people had been letting off fireworks at 11pm rather than waiting til midnight, until one of my friends on our Google Meet call suggested it was probably people celebrating Brexit since that officially happened at midnight CET. Fucks sake.

i suppose it is also just about plausible that they had some empathy for people nearby with young children, pets, ptsd, etc and decided to get the loud bangs and flashes over and done with a little earlier in the night?

it’s probably the bad thing though

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

I got to become a Lord over a square foot of Aberdeenshire land for christmas.

How about you?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Niric posted:

2021 already unmasked as the most disappointing year on record
There's been mass divestment from Arctic oil and gas exploration as one of the positive things on record for 2020, so 2021 might see Ms. A acquire some sounding equipment of a truly terrifying scale if that's your thing.

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EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Grouchio posted:

I got to become a Lord over a square foot of Aberdeenshire land for christmas.

How about you?

I got that like... two? years ago

Never once demanded that I be referred to as my actual title.

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