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stev
Jan 22, 2013

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Why isn't he queen yet?

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stev
Jan 22, 2013

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It's a shame Captain Tom is on his diseased family world tour and couldn't appreciate the display.

Jose posted:

everyone who works at the spectator gets slowly lowered into the giant blender

https://twitter.com/spectator/status/1344566951281119232?s=20

I saw this posted on Twitter with the observation that the goal of the right now seems to be joining the ranks of 'cancelled' people, even if they've done nothing of note and no one knows who they are. It's basically the new 'deplorable' I guess.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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If Eton has a buccaneering course sign me up!

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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I'm well and truly done with the word 'dither' as a political insult. I can't read it without seeing Johnson's smug face during the 2019 debates.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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Jose posted:

Admittedly it's on twitter but a Labour minister in actually doing something shocker

https://twitter.com/peterkyle/status/1345286875611869184?s=19

Does linking to the Mail constitute 'doing something' now?

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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XMNN posted:

probably tomorrow evening

I'm betting half way through the first day of term once they've all had a chance to start infecting each other.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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Personally I think Starmer should stay and fight the good fight.

(I hope he reads this he always does the opposite of what I want)

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1345496554854092801

Great, thanks, helpful.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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Gulping Again posted:

that's because we have produced a grand total of one good sitcom (always sunny) and one good sketch show (WKUK) in like twenty years

And even your good sitcom has run for about 5 years longer than it should have.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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Mebh posted:

I did enjoy catching up on taskmaster last year when I came back, some of that was quite funny. I haven't watched this year though.

Taskmaster is helped by the fact that it's mostly just silliness for silliness' sake. Most panel shows are rooted in current affairs and politics in some way and the rot of the center-right always shines through. That's a side effect of most of them being Oxbridge graduates I guess.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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I think I got as far as episode 6 before I drifted away. I feel like I got pretty much everything the show had to say unless something amazing happens at the end.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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The long episodes are really bloated and generally a lot less funny. Miami Twice is particularly bad.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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The compere at a tiny show in Colchester called me pube beard and a couple of months later she was on the panel circuit. That's my story.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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Miftan posted:

Nah, I've watched basically all of Peep Show at my partner's request for example and the cringe bits never get any better. It's just.. It feels like punching down at people with bad social skills most of the time, and the rest of the time I just don't find it funny.

I don't think it's punching down - it's punching inwards. As someone with bad social skills, David Mitchell and Jesse Armstrong clearly have intimate knowledge of what that's like.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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I don't think I ever ate a meal at school that involved a knife and fork. Maybe around Christmas time when everyone had to eat the bad roast?

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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sebzilla posted:

Even Donovan (the bully character) gets a moment where his macho bullshit mask drops and he earnestly asks Will to treat Charlotte right.

It's a well-observed show about how existing as a mainstream teenager in the 00s requires cloaking any feeling or individuality in twenty layers of bullshit and bravado, but nobody, even the "cool" kids, actually knows what the gently caress they're doing.

Also Greg Davies is perfect.

Shame about the films and, to a lesser extent, Season 3.

Hell I don't think the first film is that bad. It has a lot of the same themes, it just leans a bit too much on the OTT gross stuff. The second one is dire though.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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Also they need to at least to keep their voter base alive for another four years.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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loving hell she's vile. For context all the guy did was (accurately) say that her Tweets have contributed to an ongoing campaign against the NHS.

https://twitter.com/jelly_pack/status/1346029868153245696?s=19

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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Full lockdown presumably? Naturally he wouldn't have known that this morning.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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Daddy gave the go-ahead

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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Ewan posted:

Motion smoothing is horrible and makes everything look like a behind the scenes documentary, but is pretty easy to turn off.

What annoys me is that some people just.... don't notice it. I'll go round a friend's house to watch a movie and then they get all annoyed when I want to turn off SUPERMOTIONPLUS setting and when I do it they just go "it looks exactly the same!".

Or you get people who don't understand/know about it and claim 'I don't like HD because it looks too real', not realising this is the stupid motion smoothness setting, not the high resolution.

I think newer TVs at least now have it turned off by default as they've realised how much people hate it.

It's worse when people (usually gamers) do notice the difference but won't turn it off because 'more frames = better'.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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stev posted:

Real Cool Catfish posted:

Didn’t realise the lads up top were trying to speedrun 2021 into the ground but they’ve done a masterful job. How last minute will they close schools?

I'm betting half way through the first day of term once they've all had a chance to start infecting each other.

Oh hey it was only slightly worse than I thought.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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He's also wearing the flag with the way his suit is colour coordinated. Is that something these people actually do?

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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"Every day at school is so important that it's definitely a good thing that they were open today."

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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If you have a ten minute window when he's not blind drunk and crying and the corner you take it.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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Camrath posted:

Edit: Take it from a lapsed posho. Ferrero rocher are /not/ classy. In fact the exact opposite.

What about Viennetta? That's posh right? Roses?

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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Convex posted:

I was thinking exactly this yesterday, I am genuinely not sure why he exists

He's basically controlled opposition at this point, even if he's too thick to know it.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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Lungboy posted:

The vaccines are the way out. They should have done this lockdown as soon as AZ was certified, allow the vaccine infrastructure to be sorted and then got the majority of at risk people jabbed very quickly. Hopefully this "lockdown" will help enough to give the vaccine teams a chance to get on top of it.

The one positive at the moment is that they're at least saying they're going to keep the lockdown in place until the most vulnerable were vaccinated. We should never have left the November lockdown though, what a loving idiotic decision.

Of course I fully expect the lockdown to be lifted on 1st March even if the vaccinations don't go the way they want.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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Tarnop posted:

They brought in Agile consultants at the last place I worked. The end result was a 15 minute stand-up meeting every morning that everyone hated, 15 minutes less time to do the same amount of work every day, and another spreadsheet to fill in.

Lmao I think every office is falling for this scam. We spent millions on a consultancy firm who was with us for a year and the end result was a 15 minute meeting each morning, which everyone abandoned as soon as the consultants had left.

We at least got a nice whiteboard to meet next to rather than filling in a spreadsheet though.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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Only watching to see the lowball questions about schools and how he fumbles through them.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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Oh he's saying they're going to 'look at' wasted uni accommodation costs. Which they didn't do anything about during the last two lockdowns. I'm sure that'll go really far.

stev fucked around with this message at 18:19 on Jan 5, 2021

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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Close the loving borders you pricks.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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Drone_Fragger posted:

https://www.dutchbikebits.com/shipping

Here’s an example, literally “we can sell to everyone but not the brits”

https://mobile.twitter.com/WilliamShatner/status/1316887009198141441

William Shatner even pops up to say “uh yeah poo poo sorry folks I can’t sell to you either, bear me up outta the U.K. scotty”

Now we'll have no choice but to buy British. :britain:

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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They need to just bite the bullet and adopt the NZ model where no one gets in and those that have to get in are forced to isolate (rather than just asked to).

They won't do it but until they do we'll just continually import and export new varients until we're all dead.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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I think it's just a bit rich that after a decade of 'we can't tax foreign businesses because they'll pick up and leave' suddenly when we desperately need foreign trade we're imposing a tax that will cripple smaller overseas businesses (or stop them from trading with us entirely) but be negligible to the giant bastards.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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Tarnop posted:

I like this one, because then you ask them to work out 1% of 100 using the same method

And 100% of 100. It's impressive numbering.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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Bobstar posted:

Yeah this goes back to the free speech chat from a previous thread, where some people (esp Americans) start from

Free speech is a right, so if people want to say anti-vaxx stuff, what can we do? :shrug:

While I start from

Do we want people to be able to tell dangerous lies y/n?

^^ Yes, it should be proportionate. Conspiracy Bob on Twitter should be banned after being reported with the "is spreading dangerous lies" button (which of course doesn't exist), people with massive platforms should be whacked with a big legal stick

I agree but there's a part of my brain that can't help but make slippery slope arguments. What happens when Johnson and chums decide that "socialism can work" is a dangerous lie and act accordingly?

I guess I just struggle to trust this particular government with anything more nuanced than an eggcup.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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blunt posted:

"The WHO has declared Covid-19 a deadly pandemic"

"The IEA has declared socialism is a danger to global financial systems".

These two positions clearly do not carry equal significance. But I absolutely do not trust our government - who banned the teaching of materials critical of capitalism in schools - to make that distinction.

This is a far more articulate version of what I meant, thank you.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

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Guavanaut posted:

And there's only one of them that's any good and it doesn't do any half pictogram bullshit:


This is the sort of thing that I'd give up on after 20 minutes and end up getting through trial and error. So I won't even bother trying. So there.

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stev
Jan 22, 2013

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crispix posted:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO clapclap time is coming back :cripes:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55561108

and they're calling it clap for heroes jfc that's so much worse adskfjdlkf

Slow clap for the dead

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