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We've all been there. We have that special person in our lives, that "main squeeze" if you would, and it's time to ask the ultimate question: "Will you marry me?" but not so fast cowperson! Where are you gonna ask? Gonna slip that ring in a Big Mac? Look like your going to the floor to grab a dropped endless breadstick only to emerge with a ring? Perhaps pop in for some Wendy's Breakfast before you pop the question?
Chain restaurants are good for this because they are familiar and comfortable wherever you visit one anywhere in the world! And you want your special person to feel comfortable and in familiar territory once they settle down with you to have 2.5 children and some kind of fence (still not totally sure how marriage works).
What chain restaurants are best for this and what kind of strategies should be employed?
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Jan 1, 2021 16:47
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May 8, 2024 14:13
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Medieval Times. Ask how much her dowry is.
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Jan 1, 2021 21:56
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Anywhere that serves onion rings... save yourself a couple thousand dollars.
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Jan 1, 2021 23:06
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- aldantefax
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ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'
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Golden Corral
At the steak station
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Jan 2, 2021 00:02
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- The Walrus Cancer
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If we were all trees, there'd be no more wars. 'Cause we'd be trees.
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Taco Bell. Hide the ring inside the greatest fast food item of all time: the crunchwrap.
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Jan 2, 2021 00:24
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Me, approaching 16-year-old minimum wage Taco Bell cashier: Hello, listen, I really need you to hold on to this $5,000 ring for a few days then, when I come in next, I need you to still have it and give it back to me
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Jan 2, 2021 00:31
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it's gotta be red lobster, right? a fine selection of wines, fresh lobster imported directly from maine... and have i mentioned the biscuits??? when you talk to your future spouse, u can call them "my lil lobsterfest"
 
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Jan 2, 2021 00:42
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old country buffet, no question about it. hide the ring in her ice cream sundae
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6K7VBb8ENw
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Jan 2, 2021 01:09
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Arby's. Dine in Arby's. Order the Pile of Ham™ for her and nestle the ring deep within the salty folds. This should be carefully rehearsed beforehand. No horsey sauce
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Jan 2, 2021 03:59
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- google THIS
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IHOP, the International House of Proposals. Get her a little carb comatose on a nice bottle of sirop de maïs à saveur d'érable artificiel and she won't be able to resist you.
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Jan 2, 2021 06:01
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Chuck Engagement Cheese
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Jan 2, 2021 06:07
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- The Walrus Cancer
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If we were all trees, there'd be no more wars. 'Cause we'd be trees.
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Dairy Queen: Pop that ring right into her Blizzard® treat as an employee demonstrates the ability to hold it upside-down without any spillage.
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Jan 2, 2021 06:36
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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op the most important aspect of ur scheme should be making sure she chews on the ring and then has 2 clean the masticated food bits off it before accepting u as her life pardner
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Jan 2, 2021 06:40
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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be certain 2 pronounce it "pardner"
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Jan 2, 2021 06:42
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- roomforthetuna
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I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!
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sirop de maïs à saveur d'érable artificiel
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Jan 2, 2021 07:29
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Not sure about proposing by definitely have the reception at Red Robbin. Invite Bill Gates and the CEO of Sony for some interesting times.
Come armed.
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Jan 2, 2021 15:51
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has anyone said somewhere with chicken fingers
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Jan 2, 2021 16:10
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Jan 2, 2021 18:15
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Olive Garden because when you're here, you're (legally binding) family
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Jan 3, 2021 00:20
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that lovely steakhouse where people think it's okay to throw peanut shells on the ground
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Jan 3, 2021 07:25
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Good! I was worried my Vegas wedding would lack class
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Jan 5, 2021 08:49
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- A CRAB IRL
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If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea
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Waga marry me mama
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Jan 5, 2021 10:16
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- Power Windows
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Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.
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Mission BBQ
Get there at noon. When everybody stands for the national anthem, whip out your phone and play Wagner's Bridal Chorus.
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Jan 6, 2021 00:59
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May 8, 2024 14:13
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- Allie
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tenderloin/civic center burger king
the junkies will bestow lunges of punches while you’re admired by the bk bitties
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