Best chain restaurant to pop the question in

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FutonForensic

it's gotta be culver's, right? thick and juicy burgers, thick and creamy custard... and have i mentioned the cheese curds??? when you talk to your future spouse, u can call them "my lil Deluxe ButterBurger"

# ? Jan 6, 2021 17:25

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# ? May 8, 2024 20:36

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

cant spell butter burger without butt

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Jan 6, 2021 17:26

DaChurl: I'm not familiar with the type of thing I'm seeing.

Manifisto posted:

dippin dots. this is not a jape or tomfoolery, objectively the best chain eatery to propose in is dippin dots. thank me later.

e: if you can find an orange julius this is a close second.

Does it have to be a freestanding Orange Julius or is the mall food court acceptable? If you're already at the mall then the Zales is right there if you need to return or exchange the ring.

# ? Jan 6, 2021 22:47

Manifisto

DaChurl posted:

Does it have to be a freestanding Orange Julius or is the mall food court acceptable? If you're already at the mall then the Zales is right there if you need to return or exchange the ring.

if the beverage is orange julius, the establishment doth rulius

good point about the zales, or perhaps a kay jewelers

# ? Jan 7, 2021 00:27

nut

lol put it on a hot dog and the hot dog is in the bun onions maybe some loose lettuce but no condiments nestle it in one of those hot dog holders that look like a coffee filter

# ? Jan 7, 2021 03:54

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

WRingStreet

# ? Jan 7, 2021 08:10

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

If you do BK, the Buger King gets prima nocta

# ? Jan 7, 2021 08:13

aldantefax: ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'

Drink-Mix Man posted:

If you do BK, the Buger King gets prima nocta

that's how you got the whopper and the whopper jr

# ? Jan 7, 2021 08:16

Escape From Noise

Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper

# ? Jan 7, 2021 08:41

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper

how is pattty formed

how restaurant get pragnant

# ? Jan 7, 2021 08:54

Escape From Noise

Drink-Mix Man posted:

how is pattty formed

how restaurant get pragnant

# ? Jan 7, 2021 08:57

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Drink-Mix Man posted:

how is pattty formed

how restaurant get pragnant

# ? Jan 7, 2021 08:59

aldantefax: ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'

Drink-Mix Man posted:

how is pattty formed

how restaurant get pragnant

# ? Jan 7, 2021 09:00

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Someplace real messy. Like where you deserve a medal if you can finish a meal without your's and someone else's sauce on your shirt.

Then if your partner says no you can just tell yourself "Well, why would I want to marry someone with ranch dressing in their hair?"

# ? Jan 7, 2021 17:04

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Wendy is the illegitimate daughter of Ronald McDonald.

She has decided to never have children herself in order the end the taint of bastardry.

# ? Jan 7, 2021 17:08

Escape From Noise

Bright Bart posted:

Wendy is the illegitimate daughter of Ronald McDonald.

She has decided to never have children herself in order the end the taint of bastardry.

Pretty sure she's the illegitimate daughter of The Colonel
https://www.thebalancesmb.com/dave-thomas-of-kentucky-fried-chicken-wendys-1350962

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Jan 7, 2021 17:20

Prof. Crocodile

Bright Bart posted:

Wendy is the illegitimate daughter of Ronald McDonald.

She has decided to never have children herself in order the end the taint of bastardry.

mods pls change my name to taint of bastardry

# ? Jan 7, 2021 17:57

aldantefax: ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'

Bright Bart posted:

Wendy is the illegitimate daughter of Ronald McDonald.

She has decided to never have children herself in order the end the taint of bastardry.

Ronald AND McDonald? the scandal...

# ? Jan 7, 2021 18:13

snergle: A kind little mouse!

Bright Bart posted:

Not sure about proposing by definitely have the reception at Red Robbin. Invite Bill Gates and the CEO of Sony for some interesting times.

Come armed.

gonna go make a new thread about mortal enemies i want to invite to my wedding.

# ? Jan 10, 2021 03:49

nut

somewhere u gotta eat with ur hands prob

# ? Jan 10, 2021 03:49

nut

oof i knew i should've measured ur finger discreetly while u were sleeping but i got nervous and it felt weird but thank god for all the residual oil off the crayfish boil i think it'll still fit and the undying smell will remind u of my smell

# ? Jan 10, 2021 03:50

Vei

buffalo wild wings, at the bar with ur masks on

# ? Jan 10, 2021 04:26

Heather Papps: hello friend

i hosed up don't take your girlfriend to "la proposition" she's gonna have expectations

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jan 10, 2021 04:32

nut

Vei posted:

buffalo wild wings, at the bar with ur masks on

lol

# ? Jan 10, 2021 04:33

colonelwest

The Cheesecake Factory, completely unironically. I�d slowly open up a clamshell to-go slice box and the ring would be perched on top of a piece of Godiva Chocolate Cheesecake.

colonelwest fucked around with this message at 11:05 on Jan 10, 2021

# ? Jan 10, 2021 08:58

Stoner Sloth

local fish and chip shop, deep fry the ring

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