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Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003





To get more goons here let’s all start renaming ourselves to anon and then posting weird cryptic poo poo that only loonies will believe... and then in the off season we can all be racist, and constantly worship a frog from some cool rear end cartoon.

That surely won’t fail right?

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DemonToadGoat
Jan 12, 2015

I think that was on simpsons

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
You had me until you started writing words

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003





The Bloop posted:

You had me until you started writing words

Don’t lie. I never had you.



I have a timeshare at best.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Off season? :thunk:

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Will snacks be provided or..?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

What if instead I pants you in the hallway and then slap that fat rear end of yours red in front of everyone while you start crying?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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Big Beef City posted:

What if instead I pants you in the hallway and then slap that fat rear end of yours red in front of everyone while you start crying?

OMG I will get the LASHES I swear to GAWD! :redass:

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
Sounds pretty edgy, add some casual antisemitism and I'm down.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
All you need is goon love

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

The frog hosed me!!!!!!!!

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003






I’m happy someone noticed my little Easter egg.

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Will snacks be provided or..?

Yes

Big Beef City posted:

What if instead I pants you in the hallway and then slap that fat rear end of yours red in front of everyone while you start crying?

Jokes on you I’m not fat, and those aren’t tears of sadness from my eyes. ;)

Pontificating rear end posted:

Sounds pretty edgy, add some casual antisemitism and I'm down.

A line must be drawn where we say “gently caress yes!!! that’s a great line, it’s really straight”

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Hey, I got a pretty goon idea, venmo me money for scotch expenditures.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Into The Mild posted:

Don’t lie. I never had you.



I have a timeshare at best.

No I actually liked the thread title but you've squandered it shamefully

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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Big Beef City posted:

What if instead I pants you in the hallway and then slap that fat rear end of yours red in front of everyone while you start crying?

Isn't there a christmas movie where something like this happens? Kid has disappointing christmas and gets a bunny suit.

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003





The Bloop posted:

No I actually liked the thread title but you've squandered it shamefully

Much like my whole life.

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003





Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Hey, I got a pretty goon idea, venmo me money for scotch expenditures.

I’m on to you.

You’ve tried to get people to send you money for scotch in many threads.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Into The Mild posted:

I’m on to you.

You’ve tried to get people to send you money for scotch in many threads.

Once again I am asking you to forward me funds for scotch.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

Isn't there a christmas movie where something like this happens? Kid has disappointing christmas and gets a bunny suit.

2016's Independence Day: Resurgence

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Into The Mild posted:

I’m on to you.

You’ve tried to get people to send you money for scotch in many threads.

That shits not funny, I’m addicted to scotch. It’s so loving good god drat.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Is there anyway we can make this about gangstalking? I've been really into gangstalking lately.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
And reverse gangstalking. Where you purposefully ignore people when you see them.

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003





Tell me more about this gang stalking.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Into The Mild posted:

Tell me more about this gang stalking.

You ever notice that everyone around you in a public space is looking at you. But not just looking at you, looking at you while trying to pretend they aren't looking at you. Then you get to confront them and scream at them about how they can't do this to you and you know their faces. It's actually p fun.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Literally A Person posted:

And reverse gangstalking. Where you purposefully ignore people when you see them.

I thought that was when you have to eat like 10 pussies in a row or something, like with girls that got really long stalky legs. :thunkher:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I thought that was when you have to eat like 10 pussies in a row or something, like with girls that got really long stalky legs. :thunkher:

Oh, poo poo. I've been making a fool out of myslef.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Literally A Person posted:

Oh, poo poo. I've been making a fool out of myslef.

What like, you fuckin with them shorties? :thunkher:

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Literally A Person posted:

You ever notice that everyone around you in a public space is looking at you. But not just looking at you, looking at you while trying to pretend they aren't looking at you.
"inanimate" objects have been doing this to me for years

Rocket Baby Dolls
Mar 3, 2006

Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.
This isn't a goon idea.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

gary oldmans diary posted:

"inanimate" objects have been doing this to me for years

QUIT JUDGING ME, SPOON!!!
                  - Gary Oldman's Diary

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
literally a person is gonna blow the yearly text fx budget in 1 day :vince: everyone elses use is gonna get metered

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

gary oldmans diary posted:

literally a person is gonna blow the yearly text fx budget in 1 day :vince: everyone elses use is gonna get metered

:woop::420::boom::master::stoked:WELCOME TO 2021 MOTHER FUCKER!!:stoked::master::boom::420::woop:

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
really done it this time

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Once again I am asking you to forward me funds for scotch.

I have maybe three or four shots of Laphroaig Quarter Cask left in the bottle but I’m not feeling it anymore so I’m willing to part with it. Send me your address and I’ll pack it up. Also the dog might have licked the top of the bottle.

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Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




We already did that OP, find something new like a way to reach the White House or something.

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