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Sir, the menu clearly states: All you can eat. I suggest that you grab another plate and load it up until you cannot possibly do so anymore. Then, and only then, can we allow you to leave.
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Jan 3, 2021 20:33
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May 13, 2024 22:01
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The guards posted at the main entrance of the Golden Corral escort me back to my booth as I try to make my exit with a little too much pep in my step
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Jan 3, 2021 20:43
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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One of the guards is keeping a tally of how many plates you've had and you are pretty certain he erases a mark whenever you're not looking.
There is a sinister-looking man in a suit by the corner table and whenever you look over he raises his eyebrows then motions you to keep eating.
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Jan 3, 2021 21:17
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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When the guard has finally filled every box of the tally sheet a waiter brings you dessert. As you take your third bite you start getting very sleepy.
You wake up back at the table with a headache and the guard has a new, blank tally sheet.
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Jan 3, 2021 21:20
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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This buffet operates by LIFO stack, and you were first in line.
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Jan 3, 2021 22:20
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- vanisher
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Souplantation salad bar requires you get another salad on the way out.
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Jan 4, 2021 00:06
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Sizzler repurposed into a private prison as part of their bankruptcy debt relief
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Jan 4, 2021 00:08
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- snergle
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A kind little mouse!
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Friend we both know you cant possibly be full you havent even stuck a chicken leg into the chocolate fountain. Im going to need you to turn around and experince the wonder of the chocolate fountain before I can even think of letting you leave
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Jan 4, 2021 01:02
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FLUFFERNUTTER
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we're running on a 3 sirloin minimum buddy
thanks Manifisto!
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Jan 4, 2021 01:04
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FLUFFERNUTTER
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the chocolate fountain runs one per table, better finish every last drop
thanks Manifisto!
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Jan 4, 2021 01:13
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me: i can’t do it. i’m done. i cannot eat any more. please, i’m so full
old woman menacingly slicing the ham: oh honey you just ain’t using your imagination
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Jan 4, 2021 02:48
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me: i can’t do it. i’m done. i cannot eat any more. please, i’m so full
old woman menacingly slicing the ham: oh honey you just ain’t using your imagination
lol
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Jan 4, 2021 05:51
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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The chocolate fountain is now a chocolate moat.
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Jan 4, 2021 08:13
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- Iron Chef Ramen
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HA HA! YOU HAVE CHOSEN POORLY!
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being restrained to my seat by large men as another man walks towards me with another plate of food and a distressingly large funnel
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Jan 4, 2021 14:42
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being restrained to my seat by large men as another man walks towards me with another plate of food and a distressingly large funnel
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Jan 4, 2021 14:45
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my sweat feels so greasy, is it dry in here? my skin has become dry and cracked i look down, each inch of exposed flesh has taken on the golden brown of the breaded casing of chicken balls
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Jan 4, 2021 16:58
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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The sign said "Salad comma Bar!" I thought I was signing a three-year contract with the ballet!
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Jan 4, 2021 20:38
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You can ask for the check anytime you want, but you can never leave!
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Jan 5, 2021 13:16
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Filling my plate with more beans and cabbage. If I have to go down, I'm taking them with me.
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Jan 5, 2021 13:50
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