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a better thing for pinnochio to say is "my nose or my penis will grow 6 inches" the magic only has 1 way to avoid paradox and its gonna have to take it
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Jan 5, 2021 04:10
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If his intent was to lie his nose would grow.
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Jan 5, 2021 04:10
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id need to hear geppetto say "careful what you wish for" in a gravelly voice to be sure but im almost a 100% that hes a wishmaster
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Jan 5, 2021 04:15
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:If his intent was to lie his nose would grow. Is this canon?
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Jan 5, 2021 04:24
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I bet I could kick pinocchio's rear end in a fight
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Jan 5, 2021 04:25
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Poohs Packin posted:Is this canon? I am Pinnochio
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Jan 5, 2021 04:27
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TheAardvark posted:I bet I could kick pinocchio's rear end in a fight gently caress
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Jan 5, 2021 04:27
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pappa gepetto please get off my face
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Jan 5, 2021 04:30
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To save a small percentage of trees, Pinocchio should be enslaved and used as a consistent wood source 24 hours a day.
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Jan 5, 2021 05:07
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If he says it's about to grow, as in not right now, then he could technically be truthful. If he said "My nose will grow because of this statement", then he's screwed and his head explodes into a shower of pine needles sharp enough to kill anyone else in the room
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Jan 5, 2021 05:18
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his dick would grow 3 feet
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Jan 5, 2021 05:49
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:If his intent was to lie his nose would grow. It's clearly this, the nose thing is an externalization of his own sense of dishonesty, it's not a detector of Philosophical Truths. If he said it sincerely believing it would happen, then it wouldn't, but if he said it to be a sneaky little poo poo trying to game the system, it would grow.
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Jan 5, 2021 06:06
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:his dick would grow 3 feet What if his dick and nose grew AT THE SAME TIME! 
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Jan 5, 2021 06:22
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Supreme Allah posted:pappa gepetto please get off my face Gepetto says "you love it, don't you?" Now what!
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Jan 5, 2021 06:23
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Big Beef City posted:Gepetto says "you love it, don't you?" I can see the fanart for this scenario as a two panel comic and I wish I couldn't
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Jan 5, 2021 06:34
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Big Beef City posted:Gepetto says "you love it, don't you?" Cage match obvs. 
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Jan 5, 2021 06:35
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gary oldmans diary posted:a better thing for pinnochio to say is "my nose or my penis will grow 6 inches" he could say "you're going to die of a heart attack in 5 seconds or my nose is about to grow" he's basically a death note whoever said they could beat him in a fight, retract immediately
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Jan 5, 2021 07:14
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He’s made out of pine and since he’s a boy (nose not that big in diameter) I’m not sure how great harvesting his nose wood would be for anything
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Jan 5, 2021 07:26
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If his nose could grow indefinitely and be harvested where does the wood come from? Does his body create mass from nothing? And does that mass disappear once he’s gone a sufficient amount of time without lying? Does the wood you harvested disappear? None of this poo poo makes any sense.
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Jan 5, 2021 08:38
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Lying and being wrong are two different things. Otherwise Pinocchio could say something like "There is an afterlife" and get a definitive answer.
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Jan 5, 2021 08:49
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Free energy machine of deliberately lying wooden boys whose noses are chopped off and burnt to turn water into steam and operate a turbine, Gepetto you're a genius.
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Jan 5, 2021 09:08
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How many sentient dolls do you think Geppetto had to terminate with an axe or with fire before he got it right.
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Jan 5, 2021 10:49
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Late at night Geppetto says a prayer and crosses himself and takes out of a box an eyeless mouthless wooden head with only a nose. He put its on the floor and squats over its face "Tell me I am a good father"
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Jan 5, 2021 10:57
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If Pinocchio dies do Christians believe he will go to heaven? Is Pinocchio damned?
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Jan 5, 2021 11:01
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Hey guys, I just had this totally original thought, since God is all powerful can he create something so big that he can't move it? u guys I'm totally freaking out 
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Jan 5, 2021 11:06
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Tip posted:Hey guys, I just had this totally original thought, since God is all powerful can he create something so big that he can't move it? Hell, same.
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Jan 5, 2021 11:31
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Does Pinnochio even have a dick? Geppetto's motivations have always been at least a little suspect, but if he carved Pinnochio a dick then there is no doubt about what he was up to. That makes the theme about obeying your parents a little troubling.
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Jan 5, 2021 12:03
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Moon Atari posted:Does Pinnochio even have a dick? Geppetto's motivations have always been at least a little suspect, but if he carved Pinnochio a dick then there is no doubt about what he was up to. That makes the theme about obeying your parents a little troubling. In the book Geppetto has a reputation for abusing young boys and Pinocchio gets him arrested.
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Jan 5, 2021 12:07
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Ok, so the paradox triggers a causality failure and a resultant total matter energy conversion. Small puppet weighs, what 10kg. That's about a 200 Megaton blast OP Before conductiong the experiment, stand well back. At least one continent length away.
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Jan 5, 2021 12:35
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Tip posted:In the book Geppetto has a reputation for abusing young boys and Pinocchio gets him arrested. Pinocchio also straight up murders the talking cricket.
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Jan 5, 2021 14:00
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Pinnochio was a real piece of poo poo. Just an irredeemable rear end in a top hat at every moment. How I hate him.
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Jan 5, 2021 14:26
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Moon Atari posted:Pinnochio was a real piece of poo poo. Just an irredeemable rear end in a top hat at every moment. How I hate him. I like when he went to the island for boys who smoke cigars play pool and break windows.
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Jan 5, 2021 14:36
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 Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:Pinocchio also straight up murders the talking cricket. And then it comes back as a ghost to scold him from beyond the grave.
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Jan 5, 2021 17:29
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I just really the plot summary and man that book is hosed up lol
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Jan 5, 2021 17:37
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I was introduced to the Disney Pinnochio first as a kid. Then my mom borrowed an audio tape with the real story for me at the library and it made me so scared I had to turn it off before getting all the way through. I think it was a scene where someone threatens to throw Pinnochio into a fire.
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Jan 5, 2021 17:50
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Moon Atari posted:Does Pinnochio even have a dick? Geppetto's motivations have always been at least a little suspect, but if he carved Pinnochio a dick then there is no doubt about what he was up to. That makes the theme about obeying your parents a little troubling. The nose is the dick why else do you think it gets longer and thicker and starts dripping
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Jan 5, 2021 18:02
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But Doctor, I am Pinocchio!
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Jan 5, 2021 18:09
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The Russian knockoff is even better.
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I prefer the Japanese version where he's a pipe-dwelling golem that grows when he eats mushrooms. Mushroom or 'shiitake' means 'falsehood' of 'subterfuge', depending on the translation
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