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The Official Cop Webpage Real Ultimate Power Hi, this site is all about cops, REAL COPS. This site is awesome. My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about cops. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet. Facts: 1. Cops are mammals. 2. Cops fight ALL the time. 3. The purpose of the cop is to flip out and kill people. Testimonial: Cops can kill anyone they want! Cops shoot people in the head ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this cop who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the cop killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a cop totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window. And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you don't believe that cops have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will shoot you in the head!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me. Cops are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Cops are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love cops with all of my body (including my pee pee). Q and A:. Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about cops? A: Cops are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, cops are very careful and precise. Q: I heard that cops are always cruel or mean. What's their problem? A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, cops can be mean OR totally awesome. Q: What do cops do when they're not shooting people in the head or flipping out? A: Most of their free time is spent hating black people and also everyone else, but sometime they stab. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.) Q: wtf is this dumb post A: mostly just a dumb gimmick that's probably been done better somewhere but also feel free to post chill and very dumb and if we are very lucky maybe also funny stuff Hodgepodge has issued a correction as of 01:43 on Jan 8, 2021 |
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Not sure what I’m supposed to do here OP
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Jan 8, 2021 06:10
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Bonzai kitten but about ICE
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Jan 8, 2021 06:15
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the Internet makes you stupid op
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Jan 8, 2021 06:19
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sopmeone tell the op to go to hell
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Jan 8, 2021 06:19
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im a stupid cop
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Jan 8, 2021 06:19
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I bet a cop wrote that
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Jan 8, 2021 06:28
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Jan 8, 2021 06:33
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it's true though, cops are mammals
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Jan 8, 2021 06:33
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most of them 
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Jan 8, 2021 06:41
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twoday posted:it's true though, cops are mammals technically but they serve the reptilian i think it explains a lot about cops that the real ultimate ninja rant is basically what cops actually believe however this is not a place for serious insight or anything else serious because all the other threads are for serious things or at least things we're pretending to take seriously e: if you want like a suggestion there's discordianism but its doctrine on having official things is complex and most likely boils down to every thread being the official discordianism thread Hodgepodge has issued a correction as of 07:07 on Jan 8, 2021 |
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Jan 8, 2021 07:02
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it turns out that that reddit is good for a very few things and one of them is multiple versions of every possible star wars meme without having to put any effort into making them. the other is ghost story poo poo if you're curious. 
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Jan 8, 2021 07:17
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I got bad news for your theory op cops are insanely easy to kill https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij-uLG3n-5Q
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Jan 8, 2021 08:42
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Bip Roberts posted:I got bad news for your theory op i am informed that cops are totally sweet and totally fake their own deaths just to see the look in their victims eyes when they totally flip out and shoot them a dissenting opinion has been noted: theyre just stormtroopers brad im sorry your dads a cop a jedi could totally kick his rear end so shut up
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Jan 8, 2021 08:48
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um incase the first documentary didn't get the point across here's another factual incident where cops just can't not die https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFxaCa-hr8o
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Jan 8, 2021 08:57
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Bip Roberts posted:um incase the first documentary didn't get the point across here's another factual incident where cops just can't not die i am asked to relay the following: terminators are totally awesome cops from the future who are so good at flipping out and killing people they can even kill other cops all the time! also the t-1000 is stronger than the terminator and is a totally a sweet and badass cop who flips out and kills anyone he want even though he dies because the terminator is the good guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPAIbs8q-EY it has been raised as a point of order that the t-800 totally beat the t-1000 by freezing it with liquid nitrogen which is badass. the possibility that the t-800 became so badass by giving up the power to flip out and kill people that he became more powerful than the t-1000 has been raised. this possibility has been rejected because "that's a paradox steve" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k73BvJhiSfg
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