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ZenMasterBullshit
Nov 2, 2011

Restaurant de Nouvelles "À Table" Proudly Presents:
A Climactic Encounter Ending on 1 Negate and a Dream
This is a thread for posting lol at this and also maybe talk about your lovely family during this horrid time.


I've just got a small consistent sinus headache and am sore as hell, but no other symptoms so I got lucky for being unlucky. How's your day going?

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sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





lol your dads selfish fear might get you killed.

LMAO!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

:owned:

my goondolences

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

sorry your dad is a piece of poo poo and you got covid because of it op

ZenMasterBullshit
Nov 2, 2011

Restaurant de Nouvelles "À Table" Proudly Presents:
A Climactic Encounter Ending on 1 Negate and a Dream
"Stop wearing that mask, you look ridiculous"
"How many people do you know have actually died from it?"

Guess what I'm about to know one more, rear end in a top hat. You loving moron.

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

Nobody cared who he was til he took off the mask...

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Let me guess, he was feeling fine all the time and told you often how people were making too big of a deal about it, while you're miserable?

Anyway tell him a random person on the internet thinks he's got donkey brains.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Last March, before the COVID-19 lockdowns really started, we all knew that this was going to be the ultimate test to see if the general public will actually listen to experts.

We have our answer now.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Stop covidding yourself

LargeHadron
May 19, 2009

They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.
Tell us more. I want to hear the whole story.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Tell us more about your dad. I want to know if the picture in my head is right.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


So did he give you covid before he broke into the capitol or after

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Probably revenge for all the viruses you gave him when you were a kid.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
:hmbol:

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

Tell us more about your dad. I want to know if the picture in my head is right.

The quote they already gave means the picture in our heads is right.

The dad is exactly the stereotype.

OP: is he overweight and white with a goatee?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
someone gave me food poisoning (3 days unable to move from pain) once with a spoonful of raw seafood chowder they forgot to turn up the temp from when they were starting by cooking a roux. i told them it wasnt so bad to not hurt their feelings and they immediately said "oh you didnt get food poisoning then" and gave zero fucks

reflecting on this if someone gives me covid im going for revenge

Inverted Icon
Apr 8, 2020

by Athanatos
lol

a procession of the owned

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Tell your Dad that my Dad says he sucks.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
My parents don't want to murder me.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
:rip: op

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELFKMY14TYU

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

might i interest you in a refreshing mangosteen beverage in these trying times to boost your immune system? just need you to enter your credit card details as soon as possible.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Your dad sounds like a real JERK, op!

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
He lies OP's dad
So manly he died


Here lies OP
Killed by a manly dad

hey mom its 420
May 12, 2007

he also boned your mom. owned

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
Someone's going to a reaaaally bad nursing home!

It's you OP after the brain damage. Sorry for your loss.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
That's a bummer, imo

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
Get off the forums! I don't wanna get sick!!!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
sorry OP

smoke some weed imo

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
No dad, YOU shut the gently caress up! Because you're spreading covid

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
so what

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

maybe this will cheer you up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_HAFsPooR4

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Bad dad.

Dad bad.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
My dad could capitalize on the advantage and beat ur dad now

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

ZenMasterBullshit posted:

"Stop wearing that mask, you look ridiculous"
"How many people do you know have actually died from it?"

Guess what I'm about to know one more, rear end in a top hat. You loving moron.

Ah a Trump supporter, eh?

Tell your dad thanks for the lifelong lung scarring and possible erectile dysfunction!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Own your dad by never having kids, your covid ravaged penis will help

Mr. Baps
Apr 16, 2008

Yo ho?

Sorry about your monstrous dad, OP. I hope the rona treats you gently.

Also do yourself a favor and never speak to your dad again, unless it's at one of your deathbeds to tell him what a stupid piece of trash he is.

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

My parents suck too OP. Hope you don’t die.

Dramatika
Aug 1, 2002

THE BANK IS OPEN
I went to my family for Christmas because my dad had a quad bypass and they needed help

He got COVID in the hospital during the surgery and gave it to me. I just got better but he died :smith:

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mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Well that got real pretty quick.

On behalf of the last post on page 1, sorry for your loss.

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