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Didi Hamann signing for Bolton from Liverpool in 2006, Hamann changing his mind, so Manchester City bought him for £400,000. Bolton made nearly half a million profit on a player who never played for them.
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John Terry diving face first into the South African turf to stop a Slovenian shot.
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Juan Mata’s amazement when being told what Pardew had done after he was subbed off.
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Andriy Voronin criticising the standard of living on Merseyside when he was playing at Liverpool, but also stating he could not understand Jamie Carragher or Steven Gerrard.
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FullLeatherJacket posted:Robert Huth, getting banned for transphobia after responding "weapon" to a twitter account which would post pictures of the top half of a porn star and invite you to guess if she had a penis Think he re-registered as psflaps?
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Holed up in their ‘luxury prison’ during the South Africa 2010 World Cup, Wayne Rooney and Jermaine Defoe were so bored that they watched Rooney’s wedding video.
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Always found the joking about Gascoigne and his mental health a bit uncomfortable. Then I remember he’s a wife beater, so gently caress him.
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Absolutely no issues with this at all.
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FullLeatherJacket posted:whichever guest on football weekly had to be told off for referring to neil warnock as 'colin' on air James Richardson and the unfunny one Iain Macintosh running off and forming their own podcast because the Guardian wouldn't pay for them to go the Euros in France.
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Hector Bellerin’s accent.
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Mar 4, 2021 19:44
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CyberPingu posted:Lescott posting a picture of his new car after Villa for loving smashed and were on a run of really bad form didn't he claim he tweeted his car by mistake as his phone unlocked in his pocket?
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the sex ghost posted:Feel like Owen was the originator of 'post a pic of the trophy case when someone says you're poo poo' back in the very early days of twitter. Big fan of that posting technique Michael Owen ran over a rabbit and told all of his followers on twitter about it
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SoylentCola posted:Eric Dier putting a marker on Sergio Ramos I was at this game in the Spain end. One of the best football matches I’ve attended. Locals were baying for blood at half time lol
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Mar 28, 2021 21:43
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When Hodgson was England manager and went to take in a game at Anfield, the steward refused to escort him to his seat lol
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Big Sam, when England manager, telling the press it isn’t up to him where Wayne Rooney plays for England.
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Anelka doing an anti-Semitic hand gesture as a goal celebration for no reason.
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Gigi Galli posted:Was this already posted absolute classic of the genre
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Wayne Shaw!
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Had Redknapp got the England job in 2012 ahead of the Euros, I was going to get an England top with ROSIE 47 printed on the back. Would have got a few laughs down the pub.
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Weaponized Cum posted:Kane on corners England players mid-match, possibly one of the group stage games but I can't remember, deciding amongst themselves to mutiny against the coaching staff and replacing Kane with Rooney on corners. Roy Hodgson glancing at the stadium big screen midway through the second half of the Iceland game, noticing everyone was watching him, and putting his hand to his face to make it look like he was deep in thought about how to resolve the conundrum his side had found itself in.
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Mickolution posted:Roy Hodgson going on a boat trip down the Seine with Ray Lewington instead of going to watch Iceland play. His reasoning was sound, though...Lewington had never been to Paris. I didn't personally mind this one all that much. Its looks really bad, and I'd probably prefer Hodgson to scout the game personally, but I believe G Neville and the scouting team were at the game to watch Iceland. Ray Lewington having never seen Paris was a fantastic reason mind you.
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Also, the naked fella is a former Wimbledon player, apparently.
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the sex ghost posted:Just remembered Malky Mackay's text saying of a club secretary that he'd love 'a bounce on her falsies' The quote shortly after on Twitter saying it’s not Malky Mackay’s fault that there’s an international Jewish conspiracy.
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Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:I once met a guy who would buy refundable tickets just so he could drink for free at the airport lounge and I realized just how bad your life can get Why the gently caress haven’t I thought of this yet?!
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Anelka calling Domenech a son of a whore during the half time interval as they lost to Mexico.
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Using the alias Francois.
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Andy Carroll’s Bebo.
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FullLeatherJacket posted:Rio Ferdinand being given a prank show where he'd do godawful pranks on his England teammates This included David Beckham suspecting he’s being kidnapped, prompting him to jump out of his chauffeured car in the middle of Moss Side in Manchester.
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Was it woobi who made the term “h****e” probatable on the forum?
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Tyb
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Butterfly Valley posted:Leading to the incredible "why always me" celebration after he banged in the first goal in that Derby Is the one about him going to that pub in Wythenshawe bollocks, too?
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Jan 20, 2022 11:51
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Shrapnig posted:You can see the light leave Iker's eyes as the ball loops over his head, it's glorious. 
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Jan 29, 2022 17:39
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I’m still annoyed Redknapp was passed over for the England job ahead of Euro 2012 because I was going to get a shirt with ROSIE 47 on the back for the pub.
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hull fans literally chant "you're getting mauled by the tigers" at opposition supporters so god I hope they get relegated to the pub leagues
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Jun 24, 2022 10:06
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pik_d posted:Out of yours lol wrecked
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FullLeatherJacket posted:Mark Bosnich learning that it's not OK to do a fascist salute and goose-step in front of the away end, even if you make a little moustache with your fingers to show that you're doing the Basil Fawlty bit Against Spurs.
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Crazy Ted posted:That was a thing for 2010 in South Africa too, which I think went so far as to say that FIFA and its the World Cup venues were essentially their own micronation and whatever their rules and regulations were superseded any parts of the South African constitution that it clashed with during the tournament. Yep this is right. I distinctly remember reading about how only FIFA approved vendors could operate within a certain number of kilometres around the WC stadiums. Sensational.
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Crazy Ted posted:All I remember about vuvuzelas aside from them drowning out match audio was that Youtube video were a moron thought he'd be funny and blast one indoors at his dog and said dog responded by taking a big ol' poo poo on the living room rug. Video now please.
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Nov 10, 2022 21:02
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the sex ghost posted:Neymar getting carried off injured and the next game the whole Brazil team coming out wearing t shirts with his face on them in a show of support like he'd died Apropos, remember Man City doing this for Gundogan.
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Roy Hodgson noticing he was on the giant stadium screen during the second half of England’s defeat to Iceland in Euro2016 and then putting his fingers to his chin pretending to be deep in thought about how to get out of this particular pickle.
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