FullLeatherJacket posted:

Someone, who may or may not have been a member of this forum, creating a Twitter account featuring a profile picture of Norman Tebbit being carried disorientated from the scene of the Brighton Hotel bombing, under the username 'Tebbit's Cum Face'

the sex ghost posted:

Liam Ridgewell wiping his arse with £20 notes on instagram and becoming 'the most DISGUSTING footballer in HISTORY' overnight

the sex ghost posted:

There was a fat shirtless man (monitor is switched on) who spent the entire 90 minutes shouting 'were gonna rock down to park avenue'

That's my underwhelming friendly story

CyberPingu posted:

Don't forget Spain full on melting down in that tournament and going out at the group stages.

CyberPingu posted:

Huh, I must be thinking of someone else then. Never mind

greazeball posted:

That time when Balotelli and his mates set his house on fire the day before the Manchester derby because they were shooting fireworks out the bathroom window. And then the fire brigade had to call the cops to keep him from going back into the burning house to get things.

CyberPingu posted:

God there's so many great Balotelli stories

britishbornandbread posted:

Is the one about him going to that pub in Wythenshawe bollocks, too?

quote:

NG: Good lord. Did you go to church on Christmas Eve?

MB: Yeah.

NG: Did you put a thousand pound in the collection plate?

MB: No. I put … I don't know but not a thousand.

NG: Not a thousand? And then did you go to a pub in Wythenshawe and buy everybody a drink afterwards?

MB: No I didn't.

britishbornandbread posted:

Apropos, remember Man City doing this for Gundogan.

brocked posted:

*Banging forks and knives on table*
Messi!
Messi!
Messi!

britishbornandbread posted:

I've always thought it was a toffee apple ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Red_Fred posted:

Holy hell. I’m learning things

A Buffer Gay Dude posted:

Another Chupa Chup incident

https://twitter.com/MzBarca1/status/1431060543998136321

jesus WEP posted:

i hate this bald fraud so much op

kri kri posted:

Thank you for the gifs

It was from motd I think and it was a gif of moyes and then the camera focues on the crowd or scoreboard I can’t recall exactly

5/5 thread this

jesus WEP posted:

sticksy posted:

tcwtb

jesus WEP posted:

what

greazeball posted:

only if you're darren bent

fat gay nonce posted:

You literally spent a few years talking about how you'd jerk off to your housemates having sex you loving danger

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

Kane giving everyone a golden record with all his England goals on it featuring highlights such as North Macedonia, Bulgaria and Panama

the sex ghost posted:

Kalvin scored for England, glorified friendly redeemed

Vegetable posted:

I don’t know what Kane expects everyone to do with that thing. No one’s gonna hang on the wall a frame of someone else’s achievements wtf lol.

A horrible little spod posted:

Well you went straight in there with a pic of your t**s so there’s no point taking a back step now. Hmmm. Not bad. Great t**. Definitely a no-go for social media.

quote:

She married James[2] in 2005, with whom she had a daughter, Paris, in 2006, after which she suffered from severe post-natal depression.[2] While seven months pregnant with Paris, after suspecting James of having an affair,[4] and finding other private investigators unsympathetic[5] and unhirable for less than a day's wage plus expenses, she headed out with her friends Jess, Stephanie and Helen to surveil him;[2] she later discovered that he had six affairs in total,[4] to which she reacted by entering into an affair of her own.[2]

Spotting a gap in the market,[6] and finding other private investigators wanting unwilling to work for less than a day's wage plus expenses,[2] she established The Lady Detective Agency, a private investigation company; at the time, she was going by the name Rebecca Sutton-Gregory.[3] Her second husband, police officer[2] Ben Dowlers,[7] with whom she had a daughter,[8] Peach,[9] was her first ever boyfriend, when she was thirteen, and had previously been declined by her in Burnley when she was eighteen;[7] she moved from front-line investigation to marketing due to concerns from Ben's bosses that her work could be compromising for Ben.[2]

In January 2013, HarperCollins published her book, The Real Lady Detective Agency, about her experiences.[10] In 2015, she divorced Ben after she and her engaged neighbour had an eighteen-month affair,[11] and in 2018, she left the agency.[12]

L.H.O.O.Q. posted:

Didn’t these turn out to be fake? Or was this one a real one and then people made up others? The Breville / Greville line from one for sure was made up by someone sadly

Jose posted:

Yoann Gourcuff injuring his hand high fiving a team mate being subbed off

whoever it was that tried drilling their infected toe making things much worse. possibly the same footballer burning his face after microwaving a whole egg and having it explode in his face

Jose posted:

Paul Merson twice being called a degenerate crackhead on some sky sports phone in show

Man United TV having a caller on and complementing whichever former player it was for having a nice package