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Chelsea fan in describing someone as an ape shocker
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# ? Dec 25, 2021 20:58 |
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# ? May 31, 2024 00:44 |
brocked posted:Chelsea fan in describing someone as an ape shocker 2nd time for John..
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# ? Dec 25, 2021 21:02 |
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CyberPingu posted:Can you say "Scam" three times please John? i'm writing down "remember when people figured out that you could launder bitcoin from selling coke on darknet markets by drawing lovely bitmaps and then selling the bitmaps to yourself for £10,000; but then rich people (who are stupid and have no concept of value) aggressively started bidding on lovely bitmaps as the latest place to hoard wealth" in the bumper book of stuff to remember later
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# ? Dec 25, 2021 21:18 |
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CyberPingu posted:2nd time for John.. Oh I'm sure it's not his second time.
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# ? Dec 26, 2021 00:18 |
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Parity warning posted:Leicester won the premier league because nigel pearson's son did a racism while getting his bhole tongued on video It’s so funny lol
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# ? Dec 26, 2021 01:36 |
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Jose posted:https://twitter.com/themichaelowen/status/548219401812844544?t=qjJVmEpcJtowWq6W-YQ9gw&s=19 Speaking of Owen https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2021/dec/21/humblebrag-twitter-users-mock-michael-owens-congratulations-to-emma-raducanu
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# ? Dec 26, 2021 06:26 |
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In honor of Moyes becoming #3 in all-time PL wins: Moyes managing Real Sociedad, getting sent to the stands, and eating a fan’s chips.
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# ? Dec 28, 2021 18:34 |
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Moyes taking man united to Australia on a preseason tour and thinking he'd be fine to do a training session on Bondi beach in the middle of the day, and the mounted police having to rescue them from the crowd
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# ? Dec 28, 2021 18:47 |
the sex ghost posted:Moyes taking man united to Australia on a preseason tour and thinking he'd be fine to do a training session on Bondi beach in the middle of the day, and the mounted police having to rescue them from the crowd from the top of the tour bus lol
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# ? Dec 29, 2021 18:41 |
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sergio ramos dropping a trophy off the top of a tour bus after winning something and the bus driving over it so it got crushed
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# ? Dec 29, 2021 19:01 |
Jose posted:sergio ramos dropping a trophy off the top of a tour bus after winning something and the bus driving over it so it got crushed Klopp almost falling off the side of the parade bus after the CL win because he was loving hammered
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# ? Dec 29, 2021 19:04 |
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Jose posted:sergio ramos dropping a trophy off the top of a tour bus after winning something and the bus driving over it so it got crushed Pretty sure this also happened in Holland and Germany with those big rear end plates they have as trophies.
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# ? Dec 29, 2021 19:17 |
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Jose posted:sergio ramos dropping a trophy off the top of a tour bus after winning something and the bus driving over it so it got crushed Shrapnig posted:Pretty sure this also happened in Holland and Germany with those big rear end plates they have as trophies. lol that there's a loving compilation video on youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9SgAmN6wpM no I do not know how "pep fumbles a three-foot dinner plate" gets first place over "trophy was run over by a national express" but I'm sure it was a complex decision made by renowned football scientists
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# ? Dec 29, 2021 20:39 |
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the sex ghost posted:Moyes taking man united to Australia on a preseason tour and thinking he'd be fine to do a training session on Bondi beach in the middle of the day, and the mounted police having to rescue them from the crowd What lmao I never heard of that
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 07:28 |
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FullLeatherJacket posted:lol that there's a loving compilation video on youtube Lol
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 10:42 |
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Kevin Nolan's borstal for andy carroll resulting in a car being torched
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 14:55 |
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Andy Carroll’s Bebo.
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 22:28 |
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Rio Ferdinand being given a prank show where he'd do godawful pranks on his England teammates also the time that he tried to prank Gary Neville with a fake policeman who was supposed to do increasingly elaborate demands for Neville to get out of a speeding ticket, the first of which was just asking him for an autograph, which Neville flatly refused and told him to take him to the station instead
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# ? Jan 1, 2022 17:19 |
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FullLeatherJacket posted:Rio Ferdinand being given a prank show where he'd do godawful pranks on his England teammates This included David Beckham suspecting he’s being kidnapped, prompting him to jump out of his chauffeured car in the middle of Moss Side in Manchester.
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# ? Jan 2, 2022 00:21 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUhuIV-Nptw a classic of the genre [edit] holy loving poo poo https://twitter.com/KaraonTW/status/1479087262822543364 harperdc fucked around with this message at 15:33 on Jan 6, 2022 |
# ? Jan 6, 2022 15:29 |
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harperdc posted:[edit] holy loving poo poo Lmao at that whole thread vv wtf is going on with the pinky toe on his right foot bees everywhere fucked around with this message at 19:30 on Jan 6, 2022 |
# ? Jan 6, 2022 16:13 |
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# ? Jan 6, 2022 19:14 |
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Is that Muller? The fact that the makeup is so heavy I can’t tell who anyone is takes away from the comedy of this.
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# ? Jan 6, 2022 23:52 |
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# ? Jan 7, 2022 14:25 |
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Five years to the day since WWE wrestler/executive Triple H personally begged Dimitri Payet to not leave West Ham: https://www.sportbible.com/football/funny-triple-h-has-a-message-for-dmitri-payet-20170113
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# ? Jan 13, 2022 15:25 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGNbSanejyg
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# ? Jan 15, 2022 16:49 |
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the american Chelsea fan liveposting about a game that was on two weeks earlier
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# ? Jan 17, 2022 22:28 |
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euroboy posted:the american Chelsea fan liveposting about a game that was on two weeks earlier That was w00bi Also hello euroboy
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# ? Jan 18, 2022 00:31 |
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Was it woobi who made the term “h****e” probatable on the forum?
Somebody fucked around with this message at 20:29 on Jan 18, 2022 |
# ? Jan 18, 2022 19:40 |
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Ftfy
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# ? Jan 18, 2022 20:29 |
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When the fa hired Reginald hunter to do stand up for some event and he made a ton of jokes that made them all very uncomfortable
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# ? Jan 19, 2022 11:11 |
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Tyb
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# ? Jan 19, 2022 11:39 |
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That time when Balotelli and his mates set his house on fire the day before the Manchester derby because they were shooting fireworks out the bathroom window. And then the fire brigade had to call the cops to keep him from going back into the burning house to get things.
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# ? Jan 19, 2022 13:07 |
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Balotelli driving around Manchester the day after the 6-1 in a convertible high fiving City fans
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# ? Jan 19, 2022 13:13 |
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That time he and his brother were driving on the motorway in Italy and decided to just stop in and visit a women's prison because they saw a sign for it and didn't think it could be real.
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# ? Jan 19, 2022 13:24 |
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The time he got pulled over and had loads of stacks of cash on the passenger seat and the police asked what it was from and he just said he was rich lol. The time he took his Ferrari on a go kart track because the non motorsport clause in his contract didn’t cover that or something.
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# ? Jan 19, 2022 13:28 |
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that time kicker published the home address of tony woodcock, who was the most expensive transfer in germany at the time, and 500 people showed up looking for his autograph along with 2000 letters asking for the same
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# ? Jan 19, 2022 13:44 |
Getting subbed on, missing a backheel into an open goal then getting subbed off in a friendly. God there's so many great Balotelli stories
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# ? Jan 19, 2022 14:29 |
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greazeball posted:That time when Balotelli and his mates set his house on fire the day before the Manchester derby because they were shooting fireworks out the bathroom window. And then the fire brigade had to call the cops to keep him from going back into the burning house to get things. Leading to the incredible "why always me" celebration after he banged in the first goal in that Derby Between that and Adebayor I think City have had some of the most iconic celebrations of recent memory CyberPingu posted:God there's so many great Balotelli stories Half of them totally made up but the fact they're usually indistinguishable from the real ones speaks volumes
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# ? Jan 19, 2022 14:57 |
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# ? May 31, 2024 00:44 |
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That time Balotelli was sent shopping by his Mum with instructions to buy an ironing board, an iron and some cleaning products for the home. However, after five hours Balotelli returned home with several children's games, Scalextric cars, a giant trampoline, two Vespa scooters and a ping-pong table.
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# ? Jan 19, 2022 17:35 |