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"What does the Gaffer call you?" "Carl Cort"
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vyelkin posted:A bird poo poo in Ashley Cole's mouth Wasn't it Ashley Young?
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vyelkin posted:Oh poo poo yeah I was thinking Ashley Young and wrote Ashley Cole by mistake It's ok Mr Robson
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The King of Spain looks on wondering if he needs to reinforce Real's squad this summer.
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Total Meatlove posted:Schteve McLaren’s amazing accent Joey Barton's french accent.
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Italy being jobbed out of WC 2002 to South Korea. Rivaldos skull is actually in his knee from the same WC. John Terry slipping in the CL final missing his penalty.
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sticksy posted:. Lmao Ninpo getting banned for defending that thread.
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Edward Mass posted:E I don't remember this. It could refer to a lot of teams
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Jan 31, 2021 23:16
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Gazza asking Les Ferdinand if he could touch his cock before every game because he thought it was good luck.
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JollyBoyJohn posted:
This would be funnier if: A) they weren't back in the premier league and doing basically the same poo poo they did back then B) weren't 22 points clear and about to rat gently caress Celtic out of 10 in a row
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Patrice Evras obsession with chicken Putting raw chicken fillets in his boots and them being "cooked" at full time. And also deepthroating raw chicken
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Feb 10, 2021 11:36
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Moyes would destroy that league with Celtic.
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Mar 6, 2021 09:43
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This is actually appropriate as a straight red carries a harsher penalty than a 2nd yellow iirc. Something like an auto 3 game ban which can be appealed for a straight red.
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Mar 13, 2021 10:28
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Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:You can just tell him instead of making him get out of the shower No... obviously
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Lescott posting a picture of his new car after Villa for loving smashed and were on a run of really bad form
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britishbornandbread posted:didn't he claim he tweeted his car by mistake as his phone unlocked in his pocket? Yes. Holy gently caress how did I forget that part.
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the sex ghost posted:Feel like Owen was the originator of 'post a pic of the trophy case when someone says you're poo poo' back in the very early days of twitter. Big fan of that posting technique Frankie Munoz (Malcom from Malcom in the middle) was notorious for this poo poo. When people would tweet "you're a poo poo actor" he would respond "I retired at 19 with $90m in my bank." Effectively ending that
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Mental that its taken Chelsea 13 years to get back to a CL final
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Eric Cantonese posted:You blocked out 2012? Dunno what you are on about. There was no winner in 2012, it was cancelled. CyberPingu fucked around with this message at 17:01 on May 22, 2021 |
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vyelkin posted:Extremely funny that Di Matteo won Chelsea the CL and they were so confused by it that they gave him a long-term contract and then sacked him immediately. CyberPingu posted:Dunno what you are on about. There was no winner in 2012, it was cancelled.
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A Buffer Gay Dude posted:It’s actually v funny how mad this makes the English, thanks rob green Clears throat... Do they get a trophy for that?
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Rangers got flown to a European game back when McLeish was still managing them. The pilot was Iron Maidens frontman Bruce Dickinson. McLeish is a huge Maiden fan and was pumped at this and went to tell the players who basically met him with blank stares as none of them knew who that was. He was pissed at them all for the rest of the trip apparently.
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Jun 25, 2021 06:37
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sticksy posted:Any and every time England have been in a penalty shootout. Southgates team has a 2:1 ratio for penalty shootouts though...
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Jul 12, 2021 09:42
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Still lolling at Michael Owen volleying endlessly past a 15 year old keeper while marking out to himself like he just won the WC
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blue footed boobie posted:What is even the point of putting the kid in the net for that. It would have looked daft if it was just Owen volleying endlessly into an empty net.... obviously
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Gigi Galli posted:Gattuso embracing his southern heritage and becoming a tiny fat man a month after retiring is my favorite example of this. After retiring?
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Crazy Ted posted:And that was just a few years after Thierry Henry went to Barcelona barely more than half of that amount. Mad cash influx from Torres made that happen.
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Jul 19, 2021 09:07
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E actually that was grim...nvm
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The only acceptable goal celebrations are the ones that make old white men angry
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the sex ghost posted:I remember man u fans singing what I think was the same song about Lukaku and getting in trouble for racism and all the papers being so scandalised by the big cock song that they refused to print it lol Some Liverpool fans got kicked out of a CL match for hanging a banner of Origi with a giant cock on it.
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Jul 24, 2021 08:44
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Having a space in your password does make it harder to crack Using a popular beer name does not.
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vyelkin posted:just remembered that wijnaldum gets to play with messi after all The real reason Messi went to PSG
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greazeball posted:I thought about this one the other day Classic
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I too always call the waiter over when a group photo has been organised
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