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stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnKk3fTncro

# ¿ Nov 27, 2021 02:45

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 14:50

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

monkeytennis posted:

There’s no hey in it, it’s just waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

Also do fans outside the UK do the thing where we go ‘whooooooooooo you’re poo poo’ at the away keeper when they take a goal kick? Or sometimes ‘you poo poo bastard’.

Such a friendly bunch

Hmmm you should read up what the Mexican fans say constantly

# ¿ Aug 27, 2022 17:58

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

pik_d posted:

Out of yours

# ¿ Sep 4, 2022 20:16

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

https://twitter.com/FootballMissess/status/1568886506948857857?t=u-m8jPCKRLM0tirAzeKUfQ&s=19

# ¿ Sep 11, 2022 17:29

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

When Belgium and Germany went out in the group stage on the same day of World Cup 2022 that was lol

# ¿ Dec 1, 2022 22:09

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Riven posted:

That time Suarez had to cover his crying face with an extra jersey so the cameras couldn’t revel in his misery from losing by beating Ghana by not enough.

AnacondaHL posted:

the timing with the FT on the scoreboard

# ¿ Dec 2, 2022 18:18

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

FullLeatherJacket posted:

Still lol'ing irl

# ¿ Dec 3, 2022 14:23

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Zoran posted:

That time Spain missed all their penalties in the round of 16

# ¿ Dec 6, 2022 19:00

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

When abuse culture went hog wild on all the eliminated teams threads to drop rival.com puns for everyone but Japan

# ¿ Dec 7, 2022 00:47

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Still lol'ing about Morocco vs Spain

# ¿ Dec 9, 2022 02:26

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Weaponized Cum posted:

Mods make this the background of the subforum qtiyd

# ¿ Dec 10, 2022 18:19

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

When Kane kicked the penalty kick out of the stadium to lose the game

# ¿ Dec 10, 2022 22:19

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnKk3fTncro

Still lolling

# ¿ Jul 15, 2023 16:34

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

jesus WEP posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gktEEs61q_E

Some top notch keepin' there

# ¿ Aug 8, 2023 15:14

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Or how England cap tied Tomori to keep him away from Canada and then Canada makes the World Cup and Tomori doesn't get called up ever again

# ¿ Aug 9, 2023 22:57

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

sticksy posted:

That time Zinedine Zidane scored an outrageous Panelka penalty in a World Cup Final and then was later sent off in ET for head butting the poo poo out of Materazzi

And how France lost the World Cup by hitting the crossbar and two amazing goalies not making a single loving save in the shootout

# ¿ Sep 28, 2023 18:46

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

ilmucche posted:

That time Canada made the world cup, got a penalty within 10 minutes and decided to not have their striker who takes them for his pro club kick the ball

Heh

Hehe

Hehehehehehehe

:smith:

# ¿ Sep 28, 2023 23:23

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

joepinetree posted:

The 7-1 was in my hometown and was the only game in my hometown i didn't go to. I watched it at home with my mom and siblings. When germany scored the second goal, my mom got up to use the restroom. When she got back, she heard the TV from the other room and naively said "wow, they're still showing the replay from that goal." It was 5-0.

A friend who was a translator for some FIFA big shot was at the stadium. At the end of the game, they kept the doors closed for 30 minutes so people could cool down before getting out of the stadium.

gently caress thats right I forgot that happened in Brazil ahahah

Lol

Lmao even

Edit for more lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hc4_PfGzd_o

# ¿ Oct 19, 2023 00:16

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

https://twitter.com/epusmnt1/status/1717417384628322498?t=vLZae1esrI738vTPCyPQBQ&s=19

The replies are pretty good

# ¿ Oct 26, 2023 21:20

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Eau de MacGowan posted:

its a shame maradona died before the qatarstrophe because a documentary about his quest to find blow in a caliphate would have been solid gold

It would be a 30 second film

Probably still make more than the FIFA movie

# ¿ Oct 26, 2023 23:16

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

Brazil 1 - 7 Germany

The MBM is always a quality read
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jul/08/brazil-v-germany-world-cup-2014-semi-final-live-report

Lol every time

# ¿ Jan 10, 2024 00:01

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

paddyboat posted:

Gattuso’s last nuclear meltdown (as a player)?

https://twitter.com/sid_lambert/status/1758572155518812328?s=46&t=Jl91I_6B7i5oyOtlhhpf1w

Gennaro was the loving best

# ¿ Feb 17, 2024 02:36

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Thierry Henry taking a job in MLS which forced the Impact to fire the old coach in their neverending carousel of coaches only for him to gently caress off after a season because he didn't like Canada

stab fucked around with this message at 05:14 on Mar 18, 2024

# ¿ Mar 18, 2024 05:00

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

And then Thierry Henry throwing his hat in to be the frontrunner to be the head coach of the Canadian team

# ¿ Mar 18, 2024 05:01

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 14:50

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

When Jamaica scored an own goal on the last kick of the game to give the USA a lifeline in a knockout match

This just happened

# ¿ Mar 22, 2024 02:00

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