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Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

FullLeatherJacket posted:

Harry Redknapp quitting Portsmouth to go and manage rivals Southampton, absolutely making GBS threads the bed there, and then a bunch of Southampton fans secretly rigging an internet poll to get him hired back at rock-bottom Portsmouth despite the vast majority of their actual fans now hating him

And then he went and kept them up, as a treat

And won an FA Cup at Portsmouth too!

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Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

CyberPingu posted:

Lmao Ninpo getting banned for defending that thread.

Ash with a Five diving into an obvious QCS honeytrap was also pretty funny. That was related to the same World Cup females thread, right?

(Sorry, Ash.)

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

britishbornandbread posted:

Andriy Voronin criticising the standard of living on Merseyside when he was playing at Liverpool, but also stating he could not understand Jamie Carragher or Steven Gerrard.

Voronin ruled.



https://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2009/mar/17/hertha-berlin-andriy-voronin-bayern-munich

quote:

Against Bayer, Hertha scored when Andriy Voronin's shot bounced off Leverkusen keeper René Adler and back on to his chest. "Thinner players wouldn't have made that goal," asserted the Liverpool loanee. "I scored with my sexy chest."

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

britishbornandbread posted:

Think he re-registered as psflaps?

With a Sarnsung phone.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

Bundy posted:

spoiler that oval office rag

Also can't bring up the 2010 group and not mention the fuckin party the US had over that 1-1

USA WINS 1-1

It was one newspaper.



Albeit, the US equivalent of the Sun. Go figure.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
For some reason, I thought of this again:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPBHJD5I5tQ

The poor Liverpool fan who slapped the beach ball onto the pitch seems like a nice kid: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/boy-who-lost-game-for-mighty-426869

And Darren Bent's tweets were pretty funny too:

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

A recent story on Lichsteiner reminded me how he joined in on this just to troll Serbian fans.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

Crazy Ted posted:

Wasn't that against the same team who had a defender bust Maradona's ankle with a tackle and then go off and have the boots he made the tackle with dipped in bronze or something like that?

https://www.vice.com/en/article/zmekx8/how-the-butcher-of-bilbao-almost-ended-diego-maradonas-career

Goiko reportedly put his boots in a display case.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8_JYHtvTS8

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

Eau de MacGowan posted:

when paolo maldini, in his forties, decided to try and sell avril lavigne's wardrobe to forty year old men

It wasn't that bad.



Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

CyberPingu posted:

Mental that its taken Chelsea 13 years to get back to a CL final

You blocked out 2012?

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

blue footed boobie posted:

Samir Nasir got a recreational IV through a pseudo medical outfit and banged the chick who gave him the IV, at which point his girlfriend hacked his Twitter account and laid all of his bullshit out, resulting in him getting an 18 month ban and having his career flushed even further down the toilet.

Is that also the source of the "Pep is bald," catchphrase?

https://imgur.com/a/kD9ug

I think it is.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
Brap was definitely the guy who originated Yaya "Dogshit" Toure.

I think there's a post about "I'm [Asamoah] Gyan, therefore I score." Must have been fun to be so psyched.

He also followed Darren Bent back to his house, apparently?

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

blue footed boobie posted:

Finn banned him for saying mean things about Rafa lmao

I thought it was because he called the Prophet Muhammad a pedophile.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

Jose posted:

is this the original version of this meme because its really strange seeing it elsewhere

Yes. This is where it all started. This is Genesis.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

CyberPingu posted:

Still lolling at Michael Owen volleying endlessly past a 15 year old keeper while marking out to himself like he just won the WC

https://twitter.com/NUFCBluestar/status/1334772674107748364/

The music really makes this for me.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

trem_two posted:

When Van Gaal brought a binder full of stats and pass diagrams to prove to all the journos that United weren't just hoofing it up there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh9VQ7sjQPo

"You go to Big Sam and maybe he can give you a good interpretation"

Wasn't there an incident with some woman at Man-U eye-rolling as she handed a binder to him?

I tried to find it, but ended up finding these really weird and NSFW photos of him from his time at Ajax instead.







EDIT: Here's a link to the eye rolling I thought about. it must have been the same press conference. https://vine.co/v/OUUl3O3BmjH

Eric Cantonese fucked around with this message at 01:52 on Jul 19, 2021

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

sticksy posted:

Paul Pogba practicing his trademarked celebrations during warmup before a game.

This happened?

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

Well, MIshima does have a lot of fascist appeal.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
Today, I remembered that Coutinho provided one assist and scored twice against Barca while he was on loan at Bayern. That made me smile.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

Looke posted:

loving lol

Somebody murders a giant in a packed stadium?

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRMJ3ftUtnw

I wasn't into soccer when this happened, but someone just showed this to me and I wanted to share.

I like how Trump doesn't realize (and I'm sure doesn't actually care) what a cool draw he helped put together by matching Leeds against Manchester United.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

Flayer posted:

That world cup final is funny football poo poo too. Imagine being the Dutch team, known for attacking free flowing football and being the original innovators of the modern tactical game, and you get to a world cup final and decide to play like a shithouse Sunday league side.

I don't remember that particular Dutch team being particularly slick.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

FullLeatherJacket posted:

it's pretty much the only answer that doesn't lead to the further question "wait, so if you had three of us pegged as shite in august, why didn't you just sign less shite players to replace us rather than giving us 40 appearances in order to look smug at the end of the season?"

I remember people saying that Rodgers stole the idea from Ferguson. Did Ferguson really do this for the 1993-1994 season to make sure the players weren't complacent?

Anyway, as Jose said, it was all motivational tactic. The envelopes were empty.

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/1859768-brendan-rodgers-reveals-what-was-in-envelopes-on-being-liverpool-documentary

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
To be fair, the script is nonsense too.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

Vegetable posted:

The actual incident is icky as hell but it’s, uh, not a footjob

You fell into Chaz's pervert trap.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcDE2f_PrC0

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
Balotelli was buddies with Arnautovic from their Inter Milan days and Balotelli apparently used to say that "Marko makes me look like a saint."

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Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4bORXW9xeU

This came up on my feed recently. Poor guy really wasn't meant to be filmed while he was getting a hang of things.

blue footed boobie posted:

Jesse Lingard hiring a screenprinter to print "JLINGZ" on t-shirts and sweats and claiming he was a fashion designer.

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