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Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

paddyboat posted:

watching fulham, so naturally I’m thinking about the cursed michael jackson statue (which apparently now resides in the National Football Museum for some reason)

It was there when I visited in early 2019, but unfortunately they removed it shortly afterwards after Finding Neverland aired.

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Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSMi02ghN3s

That whole shootout was great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHk3Pk-FxgU

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

Bogan Krkic posted:

hahah i had no idea it did that badly at the box office

I don't think it got a massive theatrical release, if any, really. The release dates on IMDB seem be film festivals and the bulk of that figure is from Asia (https://www.boxofficemojo.com/title/tt2814362/?ref_=bo_se_r_1). The only Asian country listed on IMDB is India, but again that's a festival so I would guess it got a relase in Qatar or something.

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
https://twitter.com/SteveBloomerPod/status/833794526749814789?s=20

https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/834068086462373888?s=20

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
Genuinely lol'ed at that just now. Brilliant stuff.

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
Souness did the same thing on Irish TV during the 2010 World Cup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsNvbpSMujg

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

CyberPingu posted:

Southgates team has a 2:1 ratio for penalty shootouts though...

What's England's record?

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

CyberPingu posted:

The only acceptable goal celebrations are the ones that make old white men angry

Or Arsenal fans.

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

the sex ghost posted:

Harry redknapps defence in his fraud trial was centered around him being too stupid to use a computer

Ferguson's defence for getting a speeding ticket being that he might poo poo himself.

Edit: Tony Pulis successfully arguing that he shouldn't get a driving ban because if he had a driver, they might be a spy for another club.

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

britishbornandbread posted:

Roy Hodgson glancing at the stadium big screen midway through the second half of the Iceland game, noticing everyone was watching him, and putting his hand to his face to make it look like he was deep in thought about how to resolve the conundrum his side had found itself in.

Roy Hodgson going on a boat trip down the Seine with Ray Lewington instead of going to watch Iceland play. His reasoning was sound, though...Lewington had never been to Paris.

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
Yeah, it's not terrible, it's just funny considering how terrible England were in that game.

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

belgend posted:

I'm p sure that's the 2014... Semi-finals?

Looks like England Sweden from 2018 on the TV behind. They're English fans, and England went out in the groups in 2014 (lol).

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
Just thinking about two of Squires' finest. These belong in a museum.



Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

greazeball posted:

Wasn't there a diagram explaining who everyone is in the Where's Mesut? I just can't remember so many of them and it was only a couple years ago. Love Piers melting down and Cech in his hockey kit next to the pie-eating keeper. LOL at Mr Chips and Osama. Wrighty's tears don't belong there though. What's the story with the bathrobe behind Batshuai? And who's showing something to someone on a laptop behind Ty?

Yeah, he tweeted it at the time
https://twitter.com/squires_david/status/1235311118068994049

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

the sex ghost posted:

Wayne Hennessey getting snapped doing a Hitler salute and moustache gesture at his German teammate in a group photo at the crystal palace Christmas party

Wayne Hennessey explaining that he was actually calling the waiter over while simultaneously scratching his nose, and that he didn't know who Hitler was

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
Thanks for reminding me of this gem...

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

https://twitter.com/JonnyGabriel/status/1445496683081580546

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

shut up blegum posted:

Balotelli trying (and failing) to score with some Zidane-like flick during a friendly pre-season game. And then immediately getting subbed off :allears:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea6t_FCQ6Vc

loving lol at the commentators. Ohh no, we mustn't disrespect LA Galaxy!

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDBLSUKJiDY

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

the sex ghost posted:

John Terry bringing his air rifle to training and spending his day noscoping youth players

Wasn't that Ashley Cole?

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
What a club.

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

TheRat posted:

Oh come on that can't be real. Right? Please tell me it's not real.

https://www.joe.ie/uncategorized/video-todays-prize-for-most-unfortunate-tweet-goes-to-ronaldo-382176

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
https://twitter.com/footballmares/status/1514572019437916171?s=11&t=NjDYR7JEY1EUicedJgWjWA

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
The last sentence is correct, anyway.

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
Was reminded the other day of the one armed player who was the star of my local team in the 60s before being shot dead by loyalists in 1974.
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/jun/13/the-forgotten-story-of-jimmy-hasty-irish-football-one-armed-wonder

There's currently a documentary being made about him and there was a camera crew at last week's game. According to that article, this is the only footage of him that exists, from a Swiss news report on a European Cup game, that appears to have been played on the moon...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3OjYRmdrpk

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

Weavered posted:

At about 1:10 you can see his goal celebration that Alan Shearer would shamelessly steal decades later.

Lol

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
Lmao, I had totally forgotten about that.

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

Backdoor Delivery posted:

Also preemptively: Harry Kane belting out God Save The Queen at the World Cup

I've always hoped she would die during a tournament, just to see if they'd change the anthem.

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

brocked posted:

I didn't even know the pug's gender

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
When the TV cameras cut to a Man City fan crying because they lost the Charity Shield.

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

NinpoEspiritoSanto posted:

didn't he also say he was trying to signal the waiter

While cupping his mouth to be heard better, I think.

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
Charles Insomnia

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

the sex ghost posted:

There was a wave of week-long probes as a result of a QCS thread on boxing day that didn't go down well. A number of TRP posters got dinged for being in the thread, meaning they missed posting about a load of matches and ninpo decided he had had enough of the admins messing around. I hope he comes back because he's a good lad. Pooshited o7

The loving irony.

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

I love this clip and I've probably seen it hundreds of times, but I've never seen any context. Does anyone know of a longer clip?

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

ItohRespectArmy posted:

gazza crashing the middlesbrough team bus because he simply said to the driver "gis a go" and the driver just let him

The "game" he, Jimmy 5 Bellies, Paul Merson and Bryan Robson used to play while they were at Middlesbrough where they would all put money on the table and take a sleeping tablet and a bottle of wine per hour. Last one awake got the money. Apparently they did this 4 days a week after training.

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

Butterfly Valley posted:

He did loving what lol

Edit: lmao ffs Kane, I'd be hesitant to give those to my own family



Wrong thread, modmin

Lol, what a loving dork. I wonder if he got extra ones made for anyone who's not in the squad.

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
Baggio missing the last one :(

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

Eric Cantonese posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4bORXW9xeU

This came up on my feed recently. Poor guy really wasn't meant to be filmed while he was getting a hang of things.

Nah, gently caress him. Can't remember the exact details, but he was a right prick to the staff. One bit I do remember is him putting pressure on the woman in charge of PR (I think?) because he arbitrarily decided they were going to break the attendance record for the division. Then she quit off screen.

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Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

hadji murad posted:

Lmfao


What’s the bottom advert for?

Think the bit that's cut off on the right is for a coffee company.

Edit: lavazza

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