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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Everyone in this thread should hate my team today and I'm ok with that.

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Minorly interesting that Williams is the guy over Bell.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Butker being randomly bad/at least not good this year is disappointing.

Then again I guess Mason Crosby has come back from way worse so kickers are just weird.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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I think for everyone's sake they should ban commercials involving quarterbacks playing in the game that is being broadcasted.

Make more commercials with different quarterbacks if you have to.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Well that screen worked pretty well.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Ah, Baker Mayfield QB sweep works easily.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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The Puppy Bowl posted:

Had the start time wrong. What'd I miss?

Chiefs I don't think had an offensive play that wasn't effective, Browns were doing the same until that sack kinda and then things went to poo poo. Chiefs kicker missed the extra point like he was kicking in Buffalo last night.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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WaryWarren posted:

Is the Tomahawk Chop deemed racist enough by now so that those inbred cousin fuckers will stop doing it?

It'd be nice if they stopped encouraging it at least.

Which I think may be on the menu, not that you're going to stop it from organically happening.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

They did try to ban it but the fans kept doing it so they gave up.

Yeah on the menu again after the first time didn't take of course.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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I get that I've kinda poo poo on him this year but Hardman is super fast and you should probably not just ignore him Browns.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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The Puppy Bowl posted:

For reasons I can't explain it is deeply obnoxious to see commercials featuring a QB who is playing in the game.

I mean good luck with that for this particular game.

State Farm is going to do something special that will make all of us vomit if the Super Bowl ends up being Green Bay and KC.

Jesus that play was a disaster in the making.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Kelce is...well. He's very good. I have run out of things to say that don't sound over the top.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Ehud posted:

seriously

how the hell is anyone going to beat the chiefs lol

Aside from how good KC is or is not this is really a horrible matchup for the Browns defensively unless they're able to get pressure/possibly murder Mahomes.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Hmmmm hmmmmmmm Hmmmmmm :ohdear:

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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That's a really nice job by Mathieu.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Well that was beautiful.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Ehud posted:

I wonder how many times Tracy Wolfson has said, "well, Jim"

Less than Phil Simms.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Think you can go ahead and swat that one to the ground on 3rd and 20 when it comes back to you Baker. Or just let it go past you.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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No one gives a poo poo if you're flying around the country to football games Roger.

Like really no one. You don't care, we don't care, just stay home during the height of the pandemic.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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PupsOfWar posted:

le'veon must be pretty cooked if he can't win playoff snaps over a williams

The one who sat out the season turns into Gale Sayers in the playoffs somehow.

This one, yeah. All he's good at is pass protection (against non-Browns teams at least).

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Mahomes has a sprained toe or something for sure.

He has a weird rear end gait but not that weird.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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pmchem posted:

wait what happened to mahomes' foot?

He either got spiked or more probably jammed it into the ground badly on the TD pass.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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PostNouveau posted:

Weird stat. Not a lot of 50+ FGs attempted at Arrowhead apparently

Just in the playoffs. The Chiefs defense for the last 20 years has played into that I'm sure.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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I mean the Browns will be in pretty solid shape if they get a TD here and use up the clock. They get the kickoff after the half.

e: I'm looking for reasons to worry other than Mahomes which is what actually worries me of course.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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I don't understand what the browns are doing. There's all sorts of time, you've got Chubb and Kareem Hunt who probably would like a touch.

Nice pickup there though.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Big Beef City posted:

Chubb ain't done poo poo all half, dude what are they supposed to do with him?

Maybe utilize your other back who's really good and probably really wants to do something today?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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:lol: this rule.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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And for Chiefs fans of course it had to be Sorensen making that play, after allowing that play.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Paint Crop Pro posted:

That is a dumb as hell rule.

The idea I've seen is to punish the offense for fumbling (which seems to be what people say all the time) is to move it to the 20 but the offense retains possession.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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bean mom posted:

sorensen is a dirty piece of poo poo of a player too

My take is he's just bad mostly and normal dirty by safety standards.

Obviously that was a bad hit but one that a lot of safeties end up making. If you want to ban him from the league and erase his salary I mostly won't complain. Even though he oddly comes up with those plays out of his rear end (not always dirty!) in exactly those situations.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Well that won't help the Browns cause.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

lol what the gently caress

Mathieu has a weird landlord schtick that has always been...well. Yeah.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Android Apocalypse posted:

Since I missed the 1st half of the game, please tell me why Chubb hasn't been running the ball?

Ineffective early, Browns got down. That's basically it as far as I can tell.

Oh yeah he did drop a bunch of passes too.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Man, 30 TDs in a season being the record (including playoff games) is loving rough.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Jesus Christ don't do that to Mahomes on a bad foot Andy, Christ.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Dango Bango posted:

lol Chad Henne is your backup?!

Still got Matt Moore behind him!

(I doubt Moore is active today, but that's the backup's backup)

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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SamuraiFoochs posted:

Mahomes has gotten significantly hurt twice ever and they were both on dumb as gently caress QB runs on 3rd and inches IIRC.

Nah, first was on the first Kelce TD pass, just bad luck.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Apparently Hill shoved Greg Lewis, who is the receivers coach.

Which makes sense, I was just curious who it was.

e: makes sense as to who would be talking to him I mean. The shove does not make sense.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Ghost Dog posted:

*writing up an angry post about the forward progress rule*

They changed that one since the game was created though.

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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MoaM posted:

The irony of Hunt winning this game for the Browns...

I can't believe they've used him so little honestly.

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