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 (i couldnt figure out how to upload a WebP(???) image to imgur so i stole this from the LPArchive...) WECLOME TO THE NEW DWARF FORTRESS ARENA THREAD please have a seat this won't be long... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...*Kshhskshk* *kshhhhhshhksjk* *kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh* "gently caress"  : I hate these loving things just give me a microphone that I can hold no stop- Jerry, no Jerry, Jerry I SWEAR TO KRANKOR GET OUT OF THE BOOTH!Fuckin' prick jostling my jimmies and jommying my jistles... : HELLO FOLKS AND WECLOME TO THE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LNS_Y90iLo : It has been quite some time folks! To all who knew, forgot, or didn't know who I am I am KRANKOR, more specifically, the PHANTOM OF KRANKOR cuz he's loving dead cuz things took too long. Moving on! We are back in this! Our loyal fans are surely excited! If not fuckem! Their probably still mad they lost some matches nor had fanart made of them!COMMERCIAL BREAK  : BOB GELDOF HERE i know some folks might miss me in the DFArena but folks I'm here to sell you a pillow! MY PILLO- KKSHHSHHHH : you know what gently caress commercials we HBO this bitch now fuckemVerbal how is your dumbass gonna run an LP? I'm not! well i am! but this is gonna of course be a poster participant LP as usual minus the times i wanna see gorillas fight which is probably gonna be a lot so knowing that the first few fights are probably gonna be completely untrained 100% green fighters cuz i think it might be cool to have our fighters train up! In these fights iI dont care if someone "dies" we'll just put them on the injured list. Yes there is going to be an injured list. and a roster. Post your fighters ALSO GIMMIE A TEAM NAME OR WHATEVER SO I CAN REMEMBER WHO TF YOUR FIGHTERS FIGHT FOR[/b] I DONT KNOW IF DF ARENA BUILD 43_05 IS FULLY CURRENT SO UH TAKE THESE FOR GRANTED but im pretty sure you can understand a gnome is much smaller than a Yeti Playable Races Size is by mass and influences both how much damage is done (bigger characters tend to do more damage) and how easy it is to knock over opponents. Larger characters will attempt to charge at and knock smaller enemies on the ground, giving them a speed and damage bonus over their fallen opponents, who often spend a turn trying to get back up. However, with high enough dodging skills charging opponents are often avoided and sent rushing by, opening up easy attacks on their back. Small competitors can do almost as much damage as large ones with slashing and stabbing, but bashing and punching works much, much better for big characters. Attributes are not an absolute value, as any given dwarf may have minor variations in the strength, agility, and other stats when compared to any other dwarf. Strength is for dealing damage and improving ability to carry around armor without penalty. Agility improves speed of actions and movement, often allowing a vital first strike. Toughness is ability to resist damage and fainting from pain. Endurance is the ability to keep fighting without becoming tired and eventually passing out from exhaustion. Recuperation is ability to heal wounds somewhat over long fights. Willpower allows fighters to resist pain and exertion effects. Other minor attributes include disease resistance (which affects the likelihood of dying from infected wounds in a particularly long, drawn-out fight), kinesthetic sense (slightly affects movement skills), spatial sense (slightly affects combat skills), and focus (slightly affects general combat awareness, and affects archery skills) Both normal and special unarmed attacks are only sometimes used when an object is not being wielded, and the character will generally prefer the use of the object, especially favoring weapons with which they have higher skill. Martial trances massively boost skills to phenomenal levels for a short time but happen only when facing multiple opponents. Races Each race has a certain point value that it may use to purchase skills and items. Smaller, weaker races receive additional points to make up for their shortcomings and to represent their relative cleverness. Gremlin Size: 12 Agility: ++ Toughness: + Endurance: + Willpower: - 1500 points May use 1-handedly: buckler, large dagger, whip May use 2-handedly: short sword, scourge, mace, war hammer Dark Gnome Size: 18 Strength: + Agility: + 1450 points May use 1-handedly: buckler, large dagger, whip May use 2-handedly: pick, short sword, scourge, mace, war hammer Kobold Size: 25 Agility: ++ Strength: + Toughness: + Recuperation: + Disease Resitance: + Focus: - 1400 points May use 1-handedly: buckler, large dagger, whip, short sword, scourge May use 2-handedly: spear, battleaxe, pick, mace, war hammer, bow Strangler Size: 40 Strength: +++ Has two pairs of arms and three eyes 1200 points May use 1-handedly: buckler, shield, large dagger, whip, short sword, scourge, spear May use 2-handedly: battleaxe, pick, mace, war hammer, flail, long sword, crossbow, bow Note: Modded with [CAN_LEARN] to use skills. Serpent Man Size: 50 Strength: + Agility: - Toughness: + Endurance: + Lacks legs, but has a tail May wear a boot on tail Will inject paralyzing venom upon a successful skin-breaking bite. 1200 points May use 1-handedly: buckler, shield, large dagger, whip, short sword, scourge, spear, battleaxe, pick, mace, war hammer May use 2-handedly: flail, long sword, crossbow, bow Soldier Ant Woman Size: 50 Strength: ++ Toughness: + Endurance: ++ Insect-proportioned body with two pairs of arms Will bite in unarmed combat May only be female (as male antmen are drones, not soldiers) 1300 points May use 1-handedly: buckler, shield, large dagger, whip, short sword, scourge, spear, battleaxe, pick, mace, war hammer May use 2-handedly: flail, long sword, crossbow, bow Dwarf Size: 60 Strength: + Agility: - Toughness: + Endurance: + Focus: ++ Spatial Sense: ++ Sometimes enter Martial Trance when facing superior numbers 1200 points May use 1-handedly: buckler, shield, large dagger, whip, short sword, scourge, spear, battleaxe, pick, mace, war hammer May use 2-handedly: maul, great axe, flail, long sword, crossbow Elf Size: 60 Agility: + Toughness: - Recuperation: + Disease Resistance: +++ Spatial Sense: + Kinesthetic Sense: ++ 1200 points May use 1-handedly: buckler, shield, large dagger, whip, short sword, scourge, spear, battleaxe, pick, mace, war hammer, long sword, flail May use 2-handedly: two-handed sword, halberd, pike, bow Goblin Size: 60 Strength: + Endurance: ++ Recuperation: + Disease Resistance: + Willpower: ++ 1200 points May use 1-handedly: buckler, shield, large dagger, whip, short sword, scourge, spear, battleaxe, pick, mace, war hammer May use 2-handedly: maul, great axe, flail, long sword, bow, crossbow Human Size: 70 Strength: + 1200 points May use 1-handedly: buckler, shield, large dagger, whip, short sword, scourge, spear, battleaxe, pick, mace, war hammer, long sword, flail May use 2-handedly: two-handed sword, maul, halberd, great axe, pike, bow, crossbow Molemarian Size: 90 Agility: - Toughness: ++ Endurance: + Recuperation: + Do not feel pain Centaur-like body with two arms and four legs 800 points May use 1-handedly: buckler, shield, large dagger, whip, short sword, scourge, spear, battleaxe, pick, mace, war hammer, long sword, flail. May use 2-handedly: two-handed sword, maul, halberd, great axe, pike, bow, crossbow Note: Modded with [CAN_LEARN] to use skills. Tigerman Size: 130 Agility: - Strength: + Toughness: + 1000 points May use 1-handedly: buckler, shield, and all melee weapons. May use 2-handedly: bow, crossbow Werewolf Size: 110 Strength: - Agility: + Endurance: ++ Recuperation: ++ 1050 points May use 1-handedly: buckler, shield, and all melee weapons. May use 2-handedly: bow, crossbow Minotaur Size: 200 Agility: - Strength: ++ Will gore with horns in combat 900 points May use 1-handedly: buckler, shield, and all melee weapons. May use 2-handedly: bow, crossbow Troll Size: 230 Strength: + Agility: -- Toughness: ++ Endurance: - Recuperation: + Willpower: + Will gore with tusks and horns in combat 800 points May use 1-handedly: buckler, shield, and all melee weapons. May use 2-handedly: bow, crossbow Yeti Size: 270 Strength: + Agility: - Toughness: + Endurance: - Willpower: ++ 750 points May use 1-handedly: buckler, shield, and all melee weapons. May use 2-handedly: bow, crossbow Note: Must be modded with [CAN_LEARN] to use skills. Size Comparison Charts Please note that these are now slightly out of date, but can still give you a good idea of how the different species compare! Size Comparison Chart by fatedtemp Size Comparison Chart by Boing Size Comparison Chart by ZeeToo Skills The first level of each skill costs the purchase price, and each subsequent level n costs n times the original price, in addition to the price of the previous levels purchased to make it available. For example, if level one of a skill costs 5, level two will cost 10, level 3 15, etc. To actually buy level 3 of that skill from 0 would cost 5+10+15 = 30. Up to level 14 may be purchased in any skill. All weapon skills also give an innate parrying ability when the correct weapon is wielded in addition to improving accuracy and damage dealt. Remember to save some points for buying equipment. Fighting (generally improves all physical combat, generates opportunity-strikes for melee targeting) Cost: 15 Archery (generally improves all ranged combat, especially accuracy; requires bow/crossbow skill to be effective) Cost: 5 Axe (used for battle axe, halberd, and great axe) Cost: 30 Sword (used for short sword, long sword, and two handed sword) Cost: 30 Knife (used for large dagger) Cost: 30 Hammer (used for mace, flail, hammer, and maul) Cost: 30 Spear (used for spear) Cost: 30 Pike (used for pike) Cost: 30 Lash (used for whip and scourge) Cost: 30 Bow (used only in ranged combat with bow, for melee get sword skill) Cost: 25 Crossbow (used only in ranged combat with crossbow, for melee get hammer skill) Cost: 25 Misc. Object (used for picks, shield bashing, and stabbing with ranged ammunition) Cost: 35 Wrestling (in unarmed combat: holding enemies in place, choking, breaking joints) Cost: 5 Striking (fists) Cost: 10 Kicking (feet/tail) Cost: 10 Biting (used for both goring and biting attacks) Cost: 10 Dodging (improves the chance to leap away from charges avoid incoming attacks, even when prone) Cost: 20 Shield (greatly boosts chance to deflect attacks with shield or buckler) Cost: 15 Armor (helps avoid armor speed penalty, may be unnecessary with enough strength) Cost: 5 Equipment Each type of equipment has a set value which is then multiplied by whatever material you choose to get the equipment made out of. All weapons are available in metal, and bows/crossbows also come in wood. Armor is available in metal, wood, and leather, depending on what type of armor it is. Shields are not available in leather. Characters may have a single one-handed weapon, a single two-handed weapon, two one-handed weapons, a one-handed weapon and shield, a shield alone (not recommended), or go entirely unarmed so that they may use wrestling and their special melee attack, if any. The number of hands used for each weapon varies by race. Materials- Format: Material Choice (Price multiplier) Description Cowhide Leather (0.5x) low-weight, very poor stopping power Oak Wood (0.75x) low-weight, very poor edge, very poor stopping power Copper (1x) high-weight, mediocre edge, mediocre stopping power Silver (1.5x) very high-weight, poor edge, poor stopping power. good for bludgeoning weapons Iron (2x) medium-weight, good edge, good stopping power Bronze (2x) high-weight, good edge, good stopping power Platinum (2.5x) extremely high-weight, very poor edge, poor stopping power. excellent for bludgeoning weapons Steel (5x) medium-weight, very good edge, very good stopping power Adamantine (12x) extremely low-weight, exceptional edge, exceptional stopping power Weapons Note that bashing-type weapons are somewhat more expensive because they are effective using heavy materials such as copper or silver that can be purchased cheaply. However, the ideal material for bashing weapons is platinum, unless of course you can afford slade. Avoid using adamantine bashing weapons. All weapons may be sold back at half price in future rounds. Large dagger (cheap cutting weapon for small characters that slices through unarmored flesh extremely well) Cost: 150 Whip (unsharpened weapon that has the potential to cause a great deal of pain to unarmored and armored targets alike. functions like a long flail with small chunks of metal along its length) Cost: 220 Scourge (sharpened whip that can cut unarmored flesh to ribbons with ease, but is somewhat less effective against armor) Cost: 200 Short sword (small sword that is used for both slashing and stabbing, allowing it to sever limbs and hit internals. performs poorly against armored targets) Cost: 160 Long sword (large sword that is used for both slashing and stabbing) Cost: 170 Two-handed sword (very large sword that only tall creatures can wield. both slashing and stabbing) Cost: 180 Battleaxe (heavy weapon that can sunder unarmored flesh with terrifying ease. largely ineffective against heavily armored opponents) Cost: 160 Great axe (massive axe with a long handle. surprisingly ineffective against heavily armored opponents) Cost: 170 Halberd (long, axe-like weapon that can only be used by tall creatures. Has hacking AND spear-like stabbing attacks) Cost: 190 Mace (solid bashing weapon, best used with heavy metals, effective against armor, but unlikely to cause swift deaths. works well even with cheap metal) Cost: 200 Flail (unwieldy but harder-hitting version of mace, best used with heavy metals, effective against armor, but unlikely to cause swift deaths. works well even with cheap metal) Cost: 280 War hammer (bashing weapon with smaller contact area, best used with heavy metals, extremely effective against armor. works well even with cheap metal) Cost: 300 Maul (crude, massive bashing weapon, best used with heavy metals, effective against armor, but unlikely to cause swift deaths. works well even with cheap metal) Cost: 260 Spear (simple stabbing weapon, good for piercing internals if you can find a way through armor) Cost: 170 Pike (very long stabbing weapon, great for hitting internals if target is not well-armored) Cost: 180 Pick (Uses the misc obj. user skill. can poke holes in your opponent, often even through armor) Cost: 200 Bow (very poor in melee, fires high-velocity projectiles. arrows tend to cause tremendous pain, but are poor at finishing off targets. comes with 40 ammo of same material held in another hand. manager may request less ammo if they choose, to avoid weight issues) Cost: 150 Crossbow (very poor in melee, fires high-velocity projectiles. bolts tend to cause tremendous pain, but are poor at finishing off targets. slightly superior to bows. comes with 40 ammo of same material held in another hand. manager may request less ammo if they choose, to avoid weight issues) Cost: 160 Shields Note that the material used to make your shield does not impact block rate- an oak shield blocks just as well as a steel one. The material used will affect the damage you deal when bashing with your shield, and may provide some protection to the shield hand itself. Buckler (small shield with a blocking rate closely associated to shield skill. highly recommended for the very small races. not available in leather. unskilled blockrate of 12) Cost: 80 Shield (large shield with a high blocking rate, closely associated to shield skill. those with a good shield and the skill to use it can be nearly untouchable. not available in leather. unskilled blockrate of 20) Cost: 160 Armor Both a helm and 1-2 caps may be worn simultaneously. In addition, up to 3 layers of mail armor may be worn under plate or leather body armor. Leather Armor may not be worn with plate- both are hardened, rigid pieces. Otherwise, only one piece of armor allowed per slot. As with weapons, all armor may be sold back at half price. Head Slot Helm (protects the head, which can prevent you from being knocked out and from receiving blows to the brain that instantly end your life. attacks on the head have a 2% chance of finding a gap and ignoring the helmet entirely) Cost: 60 Cap (partially protects the head - attacks on the head have a 25% chance of finding a gap and ignoring the cap entirely) Cost: 25 Body Slot Mail Shirt (only available in metal. protects the upper and lower body and upper arms and legs. includes a partial hood that protects the throat, ears, and face (but not the head), as well. if you can only afford one piece of armor, this would be a good choice. may be worn under a breast plate or under leather armor. you may stack up to three mail shirts at a time. attacks have a 20% chance of finding a hole through any given mail shirt, effectively ignoring it. additional mail shirts reduce the chance of this through-armor strike drastically. ineffective against bashing weapons) Cost: 50 Leather Armor (only available in leather. rigid, hardened leather that serves as cheaper alternative to breast plate. note that it has better coverage than a breast plate- it shields your upper arms and legs in addition to the entire torso. includes a partial “hood” similar to that of mail armor. reduces impact of blunt strikes to a degree) Cost: 80 Breast Plate (very sturdy armor that protects only the torso. not available in leather. virtually impossible to cut through if made out of strong material, and is more effective against bludgeoning attacks than a mail shirt) Cost: 120 Leg Slot Leggings (provides protection to the lower body and entirety of the legs, not including the feet. not available in wood. ineffective against bashing weapons) Cost: 50 Greaves (provides superior protection to the lower body and entirety of the legs, not including the feet, comparable to the rigidity of a breast plate. not available in leather) Cost: 60 Hand Slot (comes in sets of two or four depending on the fighter's race, so all hands are covered by one set) Gauntlets (not available in leather. protects the hands and lower arms) Cost: 40 Gloves (only available in leather. protects the hands and lower arms) Cost: 40 Foot Slot (comes in sets of two or four depending on the fighter's race, so all feet are covered by one set, or a single boot in the case of serpent men so the tail is covered) Low Boots (protects the feet only) Cost: 20 High Boots (protects the feet and the lower legs) Cost: 40 IM KEEPING ALL THIS poo poo IT MAKES IT MUCH EASIER reminder tho whips arent like actual whips they're like a 12ft spike of that material cuz DF : SO WITH THAT IN MIND FOLKS! 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after we get a good 3-5 fights we'll start leveling people lemme know if you want to do solo double or triple fights idc they all take forever so it really doesnt matter or if you're ok with doing a handicap or triple threat match
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I don’t know what’s happening and it’ll take me a minute to go back and read all that but rest assured, I will prop gently caress Rogers’ corpse up in the arena and it will ruin Spermy Smurf’s day in every possible waaaaaaay
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Bad Munki posted:I don’t know what’s happening and it’ll take me a minute to go back and read all that but rest assured, I will prop gently caress Rogers’ corpse up in the arena and it will ruin Spermy Smurf’s day in every possible waaaaaaay still gotta figure out how to do the skeletal invasion halftime show i didnt change anything im using df_43_05_arena so if the values are hosed i guess ill find out i just want it to be as close to how it was when Jazz ran it off the site n poo poo so its consistent
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Jan 29, 2021 03:32
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yall just post like DA BUTT BURGLERS Tim: Dwarf Bill: Yeti Koranstoankoratnis: Human
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Lockdown And Out Blip: Kobold Blop: Goblin Franklin Ursula Casper Kremlin Reginald Orthanc Gary Erica Ricardo Spencer: Troll Bad Munki fucked around with this message at 05:52 on Jan 29, 2021 |
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Jan 29, 2021 05:30
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Salty Stewart's Super Squad Squiz: Soldier Ant Woman Squelch: Serpent Man Squick: Strangler
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Jan 29, 2021 05:40
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Jan 29, 2021 05:48
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You literally asked for this
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verbal enema posted:goddamnit Eyyy gently caress you Stewart didn't go searchin' high and low for S-named specimens of the spiciest species, he don't have to take this abuse from you
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DarthRoblox posted:Eyyy gently caress you Stewart didn't go searchin' high and low for S-named specimens of the spiciest species, he don't have to take this abuse from you u know what look at this poo poo ok gimmie a a sec  this is how im keeping record Tbh its in line for this LP verbal enema fucked around with this message at 06:08 on Jan 29, 2021 |
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Team Snipe Lollock: Strangler Dick Turpentine: Tigerman Rall: Strangler
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Team Jungle Thunder Swiftness: Serpentman Ferocity: Serpentman The Big Lad: Troll I am ready for the hypothetical revival of ARENA ACTION and poorly optimized brawlers
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Jan 29, 2021 10:06
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Team Fruit Smoothie Strawberry: Dark Gnome Banana: Soldier Ant Woman Mango: Minotaur
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Jan 29, 2021 10:35
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Looking to maybe getting on the ground floor of one of these, I liked reading through the original. Team Underground Railroad Paintrain: Molemarian Choop Choop: Ant Woman Coalboy: Dwarf
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Jan 29, 2021 10:46
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Team Trump Invanka: Elf Donald: Gremlin Don Jr. : Snakeman
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Jan 29, 2021 12:18
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The Majestic Horned Things Left: Minotaur Right: Minotaur Center: Minotaur
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Jan 29, 2021 13:35
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On The Nose Cobalt: Kobold Gobbling: Goblin Short Tour: Minotaur
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Jan 29, 2021 17:12
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can we get one more team to make it an even 10?? also i know i said no doubles no triples because i am easily confused but loving whatever we have a triple mino team now so who cares loving DFArena who wants first match its gonna be bloody also we will be doing some fights in the OTHER parts of the arena! Thats right folks THERE ARE OTHER PARTS OF THE ARENA
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Jan 29, 2021 17:29
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Attnam Militia Screamy: Dwarf Screamy Jr.: Werewolf Richel Decos: Human
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Jan 29, 2021 17:33
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Angry Diplomat posted:Attnam Militia it begins
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Jan 29, 2021 17:38
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lol i need to remember how i was screenshotting things GIMP IT WAS GIMP
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Jan 29, 2021 17:43
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Are we still using the registration thread or whatever? I'm like digging through ancient lore to research what the gently caress is going on and now I'm on some GeoCities rear end website with an expired security cert. Feel like I'm about to download a pirated copy of Diablo 2 or something e: christ the last post in that thread is from over three years ago
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Jan 29, 2021 18:01
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Angry Diplomat posted:Are we still using the registration thread or whatever? I'm like digging through ancient lore to research what the gently caress is going on and now I'm on some GeoCities rear end website with an expired security cert. Feel like I'm about to download a pirated copy of Diablo 2 or something nah Jazz hasn't posted since November 3rd (lol) and idk how to set up a website so im just uh kinda winging it
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Cool. Do I need to download the arena build or are you just kinda curating and commentating the matches yourself
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Jan 29, 2021 18:07
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Angry Diplomat posted:Cool. Do I need to download the arena build or are you just kinda curating and commentating the matches yourself uh right now im doing it alone but id like to kinda get something set up like jazz's site but i'd like to get through a few rounds first but im gonna keep all the "data" here so we can know the fighters stats like the site and also so if someone does want to run a match or two or nine they can. this is kinda the reason i was gonna run the first few naked so we can get some drat blood on the ground and not worry about stats
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verbal enema posted:can we get one more team to make it an even 10?? Oh, you wrote a wall of text and I didnt bother to read it. It's DF after all. Change me to this: Team Big Bois Left: Minotaur Right: Troll Center: Yeti
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Jan 29, 2021 19:09
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Team Dominions Larger Repel Build: Minotaur Erf Snek: Serpent Man I Had Spare Water Gems: Yeti
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Jan 29, 2021 20:48
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Team Majesty The Bell: human The Book: elf The Candle: dwarf
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Positive Outlook Sir Stabbo: Human Shanks: Elf Mr. Pestle: Dwarf
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Wait I didnt read much of the OP other than the title. If these fights are naked the Trumps are in fora hard time 
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Pharnakes posted:Wait I didnt read much of the OP other than the title. If these fights are naked the Trumps are in fora hard time its ok Trump has a plan
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Jan 29, 2021 21:40
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alright i need one more team so we can close the sign up and begin the tourney
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Team You're Not My Dad Charles Barkley Werewolf The Hist Snake Woman Racoon Dwarf
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SIGN UPS ARE DONE with these 14 teams folks we have our fighters. Eager to let some blood on the stone floor and walls let us begin! well kinda
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: Alright here we go folks! It is the first round of THE KRANKOR BASHAPALOOZA. I sound small am I small? *sounds of shuffling and distant speech is heard* "Jerry- I - I can't with you. You're in here reading BIG JUMPY JUGS and I'm out there being the face and voice of the show ok? Ok? But ya gotta help me out OK? So please get your feet off the board and reset my mic? Can you do that? Please? Get your poo poo together." *more shuffling, an errant fart*  THE ARENA well part of it : Yes everyone we are finally back after quite the hiatus. There was a bit of plague here on Planet Krankor but thankfully we take our health or ourselves and our people seriously! Only 65 million dead. But here in the arena we strive to bring the dead, and victorious, to you! We have a tremendous 14 teams here this time ready to compete for whatever the gently caress you get when you win! WE HAVE THESE TEAMS AND THEIR MANAGERS PLEASE WECLOMELockdown And Out -Bad Munki Salty Stewart's Super Squad -DarthRoblox Team Snipe -Maugrim Team Jungle Thunder -Captainicus Team Fruit Smoothie -megane Team Underground Railroad -BraveLittleToaster Team Trump -Pharnakes Team Big Bois -Spermy Smurf On The Nose -Popete Attnam Militia -Angry Diplomat Team Dominions -my dad Team Majesty -Cythereal Positive Outlook -Ramc You're Not My Dad -Jon Joe Which team will be the champions? Which team will be ground to a meaty dusty red paste? Who will have an archer that actually hits things? These are questions that the arena has answers to! coming up next on KRKTV TEAM FRUIT SMOOTHIE VS TEAM MAJESTY
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1000 Dwarfbux on Team Majesty
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Team Fruit Smoothie has been training continuously for fifteen years for this moment.
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Your majesty, are you sure this is the fairgrounds competition you want? Three of our heroes have already signed up for the arena...
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i forgot how fun/ absurd this is e: oh this is good verbal enema fucked around with this message at 04:13 on Jan 30, 2021 |
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