KRANKOR'S ARENA MADNESS 2000!!!!

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Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

I have no idea what's happening but I'm into it. The commentary is real good.

# ? Jan 31, 2021 17:43

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# ? May 5, 2024 17:20

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

I'm rooting against teams of all big fighters.

# ? Jan 31, 2021 18:53

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

Spermy Smurf posted:

Did my guys have any skills or just dumb badness in general

all fighters have had the same skills the first two fights

Night10194 posted:

I have no idea what's happening but I'm into it. The commentary is real good.

Thanks!

verbal enema fucked around with this message at 20:46 on Jan 31, 2021

# ? Jan 31, 2021 20:33

Deadmeat5150: Nov 21, 2005; OLD MAN YELLS AT CLAN

Night10194 posted:

I have no idea what's happening but I'm into it. The commentary is real good.

I think Ive got it? I tried to put a team in, anyway. I expect them to all die violently.

But yeah the commentary is real good

# ? Jan 31, 2021 20:53

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

Im just gonna have to suck it up and make a character sheet file since without the site it makes it a little hard to follow

gonna leave the point values alone if it works it works lets not muck it up

# ? Jan 31, 2021 21:32

Bad Munki: Nov 4, 2008; We're all mad here.

Just give my little guys adamantium whips and the big guy full steel plate, don�t worry about the points, trust me, I did the math and it works out great

# ? Jan 31, 2021 21:54

Angry Diplomat: Nov 7, 2009; Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging

Just let us know once you need equipment/skill allocations and we'll all put up effortposts in a matching format, clearly identifying the teams, participants, point values, etc. so you can reference poo poo all in one place for easy transferral. I think that's probably the most sensible way to do it.

# ? Jan 31, 2021 22:26

Bad Munki: Nov 4, 2008; We're all mad here.

Don�t make promises I won�t keep

# ? Jan 31, 2021 22:28

Angry Diplomat: Nov 7, 2009; Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging

That's okay, I'll just do your effortpost for you. Elaborately embroidered thongs for everyone, no other equipment

# ? Jan 31, 2021 22:32

Bad Munki: Nov 4, 2008; We're all mad here.

Seems like we�re on the same page at least

# ? Jan 31, 2021 22:34

Cythereal: Nov 8, 2009; I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Ah, the Age of Sigmar dwarf approach.

# ? Jan 31, 2021 22:35

Spermy Smurf: Jul 2, 2004

Bad Munki posted:

Don’t make promises I won’t keep

Bad Munki posted:

Seems like we’re on the same page at least

I cant believe I agreed with this lesser-DF-player twice in a row.

# ? Feb 1, 2021 00:33

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

I get off work early tonight so if everyone wants to go ahead and do an equipment and skills sheet please do. Get that outta the way now

Please refer to the OP for point values

verbal enema fucked around with this message at 00:54 on Feb 1, 2021

# ? Feb 1, 2021 00:41

Bad Munki: Nov 4, 2008; We're all mad here.

Damnit I was hoping to just avoid all that so when I lose it�s not my fault but here you are making me prove my mettle, which is gonna be lacking for sure? Rude, friendo!

# ? Feb 1, 2021 00:55

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

Bad Munki posted:

Damnit I was hoping to just avoid all that so when I lose it’s not my fault but here you are making me prove my mettle, which is gonna be lacking for sure? Rude, friendo!

Jokes on you

# ? Feb 1, 2021 01:07

Bad Munki: Nov 4, 2008; We're all mad here.

Do I have to keep each fighter's points assigned to that fighter, or is it a team pool?

# ? Feb 1, 2021 01:10

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

Individual

# ? Feb 1, 2021 01:19

Bad Munki: Nov 4, 2008; We're all mad here.

This whole thing is bullshit, it's rigged against me

Gimme five more minutes to finish assembling this disaster.

# ? Feb 1, 2021 01:20

Bad Munki: Nov 4, 2008; We're all mad here.

I dunno, I didn't realize there'd be homework, just fuckin' send it

pre:

Blip
Kobold                         1400/1400 points
Skills:
Lashing 6     30+60+90+120+150+180 = 630 points
Doding 5           20+40+60+80+100 = 300 points
Armor 1                            5 = 5 points
Equipment:
Iron Whip                    220x2 = 440 points
Copper Cap                     25x1 = 25 points


Blop
Goblin                         1195/1200 points
Skills:
Lashing 6     30+60+90+120+150+180 = 630 points
Doding 4                  20+40+60 = 120 points
Armor 1                            5 = 5 points
Equipment:
Iron Whip                    220x2 = 440 points


Franklin Ursula Casper Kremlin Reginald Orthanc Gary Erica Ricardo Spencer
Troll                            795/800 points
Skills:
Armor 6           5+10+15+20+25+30 = 105 points
Fighting 4             15+30+45+60 = 150 points
Wrestling 5           5+10+15+20+30 = 80 points
Equipment:
Iron Mail Shirt               50x2 = 100 points
Iron Breast Plate            120x2 = 240 points
Iron Helm                     60x2 = 120 points

# ? Feb 1, 2021 01:39

Spermy Smurf: Jul 2, 2004

Fuckin nerd.

# ? Feb 1, 2021 02:02

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

Charles Barkley
Two Bronze Shields (320)
Shield +9 (675)
Fighting +2 (45)
Biting +1 (10)
Total points: 1050

The Hist
Dodging +10 (1100)
Biting +4 (100)
Total Points: 1200

Racoon
Platinum Maul (650)
Iron Mail Shirt (100)
Iron Helm (120)
Iron Gauntlets (80)
Iron Low Boots (40)
Hammer +3 (180)
Armor +3 (30)
Total Points: 1200

Emmideer fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Feb 1, 2021

# ? Feb 1, 2021 02:05

Cythereal: Nov 8, 2009; I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Your majesty, your marketplace now serves you better! Assuming we've done the math correctly, that is...

quote:

The Bell
Human: 1200 points

Iron Halberd - 380 points
Copper Breastplate - 120 points
Copper Helm - 60 points

Axe 5 - 450 points
Dodging 3 - 120 points
Fighting 2 - 45 points
Armor 2 - 15 points
Wrestling 1 - 5 points

Points: 1195/1200

The Book
Elf: 1200 points

Iron Bow - 300 points
Copper Cap - 25 points

Bow 6 - 525 points
Archery 11 - 330 points
Dodging 1 - 20 points

Points: 1200/1200

The Candle
Dwarf: 1200 points

Iron Battleaxe - 320 points

Axe 6 - 600 (using the free rank you gave me)
Fighting 5 - 150 points (free rank from the fight)
Dodging 3 - 120 points
Wrestling 1 - 5 points

Points: 1195/1200

Cythereal fucked around with this message at 02:30 on Feb 1, 2021

# ? Feb 1, 2021 02:09

Bad Munki: Nov 4, 2008; We're all mad here.

Spermy Smurf posted:

Fuckin nerd.

Maybe your team shouldn't have put so many points into losing

# ? Feb 1, 2021 02:15

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

Bad Munki posted:

Maybe your team shouldn't have put so many points into losing

The fact that fight went like that with Right exploding on impact from a Serpent Man slam was pretty dope

Who woulda guessed giving snakemen novice bites when everyone is naked woulda been slightly skewed in their favor

# ? Feb 1, 2021 02:26

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

Also yes plz remember the earned LEVEL UP messages. I dont remember or even know if those carried over but for some later plans y'all gonna need them

# ? Feb 1, 2021 02:28

Cythereal: Nov 8, 2009; I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

verbal enema posted:

Also yes plz remember the earned LEVEL UP messages. I dont remember or even know if those carried over but for some later plans y'all gonna need them

Updated my roster with the free level in fighting Candle picked up as well.

Borrowed from the Goonhammer website, this feels relevant for the spirit of the team despite being from a different fantasy setting.

# ? Feb 1, 2021 02:32

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

Cythereal posted:

Updated my roster with the free level in fighting Candle picked up as well.

Borrowed from the Goonhammer website, this feels relevant for the spirit of the team despite being from a different fantasy setting.

Planet Knankor exists in all dimensions so nah

In the last thread I had Knankor make a comment that he'd like to bring fighters home so they could fight in the arena there.

Slayers vs Minotaurs though hmmm. Wonder if we could get Slayers to reliably jump strike

# ? Feb 1, 2021 02:37

Captainicus: Feb 22, 2013

Swiftness
1200 points

Leather Armor - 80 Points
Copper Helm - 60 Points
Iron Short Sword - 320 Points
Iron Short Sword - 320 Points

Biter 3 - 60 Points
Fighting 3 - 90 Points
Swords 3 - 180 Points
Dodging 2 - 60 Points
Armor 3 - 30 Points

Ferocity
1200 points

Leather Armor - 80 Points
Copper Helm - 60 Points
Iron Long Sword - 340 Points

Biter 3 - 60 Points
Fighting 3 - 90 Points
Swords 3 - 180 Points
Dodging 2 - 60 Points
Armor 1 - 5 Points

The Big Lad
800 points

Copper Mail Shirt - 50 Points
Copper Helm - 60 Points
Copper Shield - 160 Points
Copper Maul - 260 Points

Fighting 3 - 90 Points
Biter 1 - 10 Points
Armor 2 - 15 Points
Shield 2 - 45 Points
Hammer 2 - 90 Points
Dodging 1 - 20 Points

# ? Feb 1, 2021 02:59

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Popete posted:

On The Nose would like to file an addendum.

Name - Cobalt
Race - Kobald (1400 points starting)

Skills:
fighting - level 4 (150 points)
spear - level 5 (450 points)
dodging - Level 6 (420 points)
armor - level 4 (50 points)

Equipment:
spear (copper) - 150 points
helm - 60 * leather = 30 points
mail shirt (copper) = 50 points
leather armour = 80 points
high boots (leather) = 20 points

Total = 1400 points spent

Name - Gobbling
Race - Goblin (1200 points starting)

Skills:
fighting - level 4 (150 points)
Lash - level 4 (300 points)
shield - level 4 (150 points)
dodging - level 2 (60 points)
armor - level 4 (50 points)

Equipment:
Scourge (copper) - 200 points
shield - buckler (iron) = 160 points
leather armour = 80 points
mail shirt (copper) = 50 points

Total = 1200 points spent

Name - Short Tour
Race - Minotaur (900 points starting)

Skills:
fighting - level 3 (90 points)
axe - level 4 (300 points)
shield - level 4 (150 points)
armor - level 4 (50 points)

Equipment:
battleaxe (copper) = 160 points
mail shirt (copper) = 50 points
helm (copper) = 60 points
high boots (copper) = 40 points

Total = 900 points spent

Just quoting my original list. Didn't change anything cause no way am I redoing the math. I have no idea if any of that is good.

# ? Feb 1, 2021 03:09

BraveLittleToaster: May 5, 2019

pre:

Paintrain, Molemarian, 800 points
Equipment
Silver Flail = 330 points
Silver Gauntlets = 60 points

Skills
Fighting 5 = 225 points
Mace 3 = 180 points

Choop Choop, Soldier Ant Woman, 1300 points
Equipment
2 Iron Short Swords= 640 points
Iron Helm = 120 points

Skills
Sword 3 = 180 points
Fighting 4 = 150 points
Dodging 3 = 120 points
Biting 3 = 60 points


Coalboy, Dwarf, 1200 points
Equipment
Bronze Pick = 400 points.
Iron Cap= 50 points
Steel High Boots = 200 points

Skills
Armor 2 = 15 points
Misc Object 4 = 350 points
Fighting 4 = 150 points

Here is a painstakingly crafted sheet. I shall now let it fly to the winds.

# ? Feb 1, 2021 03:36

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

I've added all the teams who submitted a point listing to the MEGASHEET and I'm gonna just gonna start with these teams for now since we have actual "coaching". Also I was drunk and really didnt want to choose equipment and skills a round for Pharmakes just cuz i was bored

SO with that said its is now TEAM LOCKDOWN AND OUT VS ON THE NOSE

: WEAPONS

# ? Feb 1, 2021 04:37

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Ayeeee lets go

# ? Feb 1, 2021 04:50

Captainicus: Feb 22, 2013

Blood blood blood!

# ? Feb 1, 2021 04:54

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

LOCKDOWN AND OUT VS ON THE NOSE

ON THE RIGHT!
BLIP
BLOP
&
Franklin Ursula Casper Kremlin Reginald Orthanc Gary Erica Ricardo Spencer!

: NO IM NOT DOING IT JERRY CUT THAT NAME DOWN

ON THE LEFT!
COBALT
GOBBLING
&
SHORT TOUR

Both teams feature TWO KOBOLDS AND TWO GOBLINS! Both teams also feature a large fighter! A Troll and Minotaur respectively! Will these two be the fighters to sway this match in their team's favor?

BUT WAIT THERE IS MORE THINGS

THIS MATCH HAS WEAPONS AND ARMOR YES WE FOUND THEM! AND BY FOUND THEM I MEAN WE BOUGHT THEM! WE FORGOT TO SUPPLY OUR FIGHTERS YES ITS SHAMEFUL BUT HEY YOU HAVE THEM NOW!

Ok START

The fighters move quickly unburdened by the idea of bare fisted combat. Everyone in The Arena moves with a decided intention and result.

e; oops gently caress it heres a snip itll be done in like 45mins so w/e a preview if you will

# ? Feb 1, 2021 05:05

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Then tension is killing me (and hopefully the other team)

# ? Feb 1, 2021 05:17

Deadmeat5150: Nov 21, 2005; OLD MAN YELLS AT CLAN

Goddamnit I was all snuggled into bed waiting for the bloodshed.

# ? Feb 1, 2021 05:38

megane: Jun 20, 2008

I don't have a clue about how to pick this stuff

e: after mango's performance in the first fight I couldn't bear to give him a real weapon, he needs to be free

pre:

Team Fruit Smoothie

---------

Strawberry the Dark Gnome, 1450/1450 points

Equipment:
Platinum Mace (500)
Iron Mail Shirt (100)
Iron High Boots (80)

Skills:
Hammers 5 (450)
Dodging 4 (200)
Fighting 3 (90)
Armor 3 (30)

---------

Banana the Soldier Ant Woman, 1300/1300 points

Equipment:
Oak Shield (120)
Iron Long Sword (340)
Copper Helm (60)
Copper Mail Shirt (50)
Copper High Boots (40)

Skills:
Sword 4 (300)
Shield 4 (150)
Dodging 3 (120)
Fighting 3 (90)
Armor 3 (30)

---------

Mango the Minotaur, 900/900 points

Equipment:
Iron Gauntlets (80)
Copper Helm (60)
Copper Mail Shirt (50)
Copper Greaves (60)

Skills:
Wrestling 10 (225 and then +1 level up)
Biting 4 (100)
Striking 4 (100)
Dodging 3 (120)
Fighting 4 (90 and then +1 level up)
Armor 2 (15)

megane fucked around with this message at 06:11 on Feb 1, 2021

# ? Feb 1, 2021 05:54