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Everyone swings and misses or is blocked! Except F-! He grabs Short Tour by the lower left leg with the right hand! Could this be a fast wrestling take down? It's a gore!  Short Tour feels no fear. He begins hacking away at the armor of F-. The Goblins and Kobolds are dueling eachother and doing a good job of jumping away! Eagerly look forward to which mini fight draws blood or instant death first! Reminder Bad Munki's goblin and kobold are both using IRON whips against copper armor! : You have to watch out for that! Those whips are heavy! An interesting placement.  OH NO Short retaliates and slashes his battleaxe across the unprotected right hand of F-! F- makes a decision and uses the impact of the hand hit to drop and gore the foot of Short! : SHORT HAS USED THE LOWERED STANCE OF F- AGAINST THE TROLL! HE HACKS ALMOST RIGHT THROUGH F-'S LEFT HAND!F- gores the Minotaur's hand in reward!  Short Tour is a true Arena combatant  He's not even enraged yet!  BLOP LANDS A HIT ON uhh *turns page* GOBBLING! GOBBLING FALLS OVER!   F- continues to gore random parts of Short Tour refusing to go down! They only bruise but who knows when he may break that armor and get a deadly pierce! The Kobolds continue their infinite strike and dodge dance  Short lops F-'s left hand off! It sails away and the crowd goes wild!   F- gores Tour in the guts hard enough to bruise them through his copper mail shirt! He begins to retch!  : Badass! Jerry get a replay!Gobbling takes a small hit in the foot from Blop and claims the injury is too bad to take! Coward! F- gores Short in the upper left leg bending the hip! The Minotaur wobbles unsteadily! The shield pays off as Gobbling blocks a heavy strike from Blop!  Short Tour continues butchering F-. The goblins are poking eachother and the Kobolds are doing a kung fu set    A small twist of the elbow from a desperate gore shakes Short's confidence! F- gores Short in the neck! Taking very good advantage of their shaken foe! Cobalt yanks their spear out of Blip's foot!  an interesting maneuver Gobbling lashes F- in the foot with their scourge! A motor nerve is ruined! Short hacks F-'s right forearm severing a sensory nerve!   Short continues again hacking away at the exposed areas of F-'s limbs severing several arteries! Gobbling is just hanging out near F- smashes their feet with the copper scourge!   Someone has been playing Odyssey Vomiting all over the Troll the Minotaur continues to rend his outer limbs.  ouch! So we have reason to learn that F- NEVER LET GO OFF SHORT"S LEG! REMEMBER WAY UP BEFORE WHEN EVERYONE MISSED BUT F-? WELL  Nothing came of it  Mini Kassandra continues her combo wtf  maybe not  maybe? F- and Short Tour are now headbutting horns!  Gobbling tells F- to gently caress off! Blop the Goblin, while immobile, can reach Cobalt and continues wildly swinging at her landing many blows although most are ineffective. Cobalt however continues to stab Blip to pieces.  i did not see a spear Kobold doing this well  Short hacks with all his might into the chest of F- but he cannot penetrate the IRON BREASTPLATE! F- bites the helm of Short and latches on!(?)    : Franklin Ursula Casper Kremlin Reginald Orthanc Gary Erica Ricardo Spencer HAS PASSED OUT  Cobalt is literally doing the take one hit dodge stab dodge stab stab stab maneuver from ARPGS so gj on that skill placement  Short Tour wants the win and begins to bash F-'s head in!  As does Gobbling   : KRANKOR BE loving KRANKOR KRANKOR PRAISED FOLKS NOW IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT YOU DON'T LIKE ARENA COMBAT  MEANWHILE SHORT TAKES THE HELMET OFF THE UNCONSCIOUS TROLL F-  Gobbling tells Blip to gently caress off for getting too close  Short begins the slow execution of Franklin Ursula Casper Kremlin Reginald Orthanc Gary Erica Ricardo Spencer Cobalt stabs and lodges her spear into Blop's arm! She is a master with it already folks watch out!   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvdFPsG_T6g  DEATH Short continues hammering on F-'s thick rear end skull. Cobalt is spending a lot of time stabbing and re stabbing Blop. SUDDENLY BLOP SLAM LASHES COBALT IN THE HEAD!   Cobalt continues fighting despite losing their weapon! Short is not affected by death and moves past the corpse of Blip  At a minimum Bad Munki gets a LEVEL UP  Blop lashes Cobalt repeatedly Its 1v3 space bar time  WINNERS ON THE NOSE
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That's some dang fine bloodsport there, congrats to the winners.
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BraveLittleToaster posted:That's some dang fine bloodsport there, congrats to the winners. youre up next vs Jon Joe
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Holy smokes I'm loving Cobalt going ham with the spear and Short Tour vomiting on F well attempting to behead them.
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It's worth noting that the arena modified breastplates to also cover upper arms and made them significantly more expensive at some point - which is why they're 120 instead of 80 in price now. Imagine a breasplate with giant shoulderpads protecting the upper arm and you get the gist. You still need something else to protect upper legs, tho. Also, some skills were condensed. I don't remember every skill that did this, but spear manages both spear and pike combat, and hammer manages both maces and hammers. Bows and crossbows are deffo still separate. The idea was to let fighters combine or switch between similar weapons if they're able to without needing to level up skill all over again. Make sure to assign the right number of boots and gloves. Snakes have one boot, humans have 2, molemarians 4, all bought at the same total price of 40*cost, similar with gloves - 2 on humans, 3 on stranglers, 4 on ants. Anyway... Team Dominions - Larger Repel Build, Minotaur (900):
- Erf Snek, Serpent Man (1200)
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Ivanaka: Iron Pike: 360 Oak Shield: 120 Pike skill 4: 300 Shield skill 5: 225 Armour skill 1 : 5 Iron Helmet :120 Leather armour: 40 Leather low boots: 10 Leather gloves: 20 Donald: Platinum whip: 550 Oak buckler: 60 Lash skill 4: 300 Shield skill 4: 150 Dodging skill 5: 300 Fighting skill 1: 15 Armour skill 1: 5 Iron Helmet: 120 Don Jr. Iron spear: 340 Oak shield: 120 Spear skill 4: 300 Shield skill 4: 150 Biting skill 5: 150 Fighting skill 1: 15 Armour skill 1: 5 Iron Helmet: 120
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Well, looks like Squirmy Sperm put SO MANY points in losing, it left some slime on the arena floor and tripped my obviously superior fighters up, I demand a rematch!
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Team Big Bois Minotaur 900 total: 900 spent Leather Armor – 80 Copper Gauntlets: 40 Copper helm: 60 Copper mail shirt: 50 Copper leggings: 50 Copper low Boots: 20 Wrestling 5 each, Level 10: 275 Fighting 15 each: Level 6: 315 Biting: 10 Troll 800pts: 800 spent Wrestling 5 each, Level 10: 275 Fighting 15 each: Level 6: 315 Copper Gauntlets: 40 Copper helm: 60 Copper mail shirt: 50 Copper leggings: 50 Copper high Boots: 40 Biting: 10 Striking: 10 Yeti: 750pts: 750 spent Wrestling 5 each, Level 10: 275 Fighting 15 each: Level 6: 315 Copper Gauntlets: 40 Copper mail shirt: 50 Copper low Boots: 20 Copper leggings: 50 Spermy Smurf fucked around with this message at 19:49 on Feb 1, 2021 |
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Feb 1, 2021 15:00
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Look at all those loser points
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hail satan let's make an archer Attnam Militia Screamy : dwarf (1200 pts, 1200 spent) Iron pick - 400 pts Copper shield - 160 pts Copper mail shirt - 50 pts Copper high boots - 40 pts Copper gauntlets - 40 pts Copper helm - 60 pts Fighter 3 - 90 pts Misc. Object User 3 - 210pts Kicker 1 - 10 pts Shield User 3 - 90 pts Armour User 4 - 50 pts Screamy Jr.: werewolf (1050 pts, 1050 spent) Iron bow - 300 pts Cowhide leather helm - 30 pts Cowhide leather armour - 40 pts Cowhide leather leggings - 30 pts Archer 5 - 75 pts Fighter 2 - 45 pts Dodger 4 - 200 pts Bowwolf 4 - 300 pts Wrestler 3 - 30 pts Richel Decos: human (1200 pts, 1200 spent) 2 silver whips - 660 pts Cowhide leather helm - 30 pts Fighter 4 - 150 pts Lasher 4 - 300 pts Dodger 2 - 60 pts if any of my math is hosed, let me know and I will fix it as soon as I have a second
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no one is buying loving four boots u buy boots u get boots same with gloves or gauntlets now socks if you want socks yeah you better buy every single one verbal enema fucked around with this message at 18:08 on Feb 1, 2021 |
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verbal enema posted:no one is buying loving four boots u buy boots u get boots same with gloves or gauntlets Haha poo poo. Meant that bottom guy to have gauntlets not 2x boots.
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verbal enema posted:no one is buying loving four boots u buy boots u get boots same with gloves or gauntlets None of my gladiators are even wearing pants. Bring it. 
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Cythereal posted:None of my gladiators are even wearing pants. Bring it. That's just an easy target for my gremlins.
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Salty Stewart needs a fuckin scotch after filling all that out, but here's the splendid squad all decked out in shiny poo poo. Numbers mostly guaranteed for accuracy: Salty Stewart's Super Squad Squiz: Soldier Ant Woman 0/1300 points iron scourge (400) copper helm (60) copper mail shirt (50) leather leggings (25) leather gloves (20) leather high boots (20) lash 5 (450) fighting 2 (45) wrestling 3 (30) dodging 4 (200) Squelch: Serpent Man 5/1200 points copper spear (170) copper helm (60) copper mail shirt (50) wood shield (120) copper greaves (60) copper gauntlets (40) copper high boots (40) spear 5 (450) fighting 2 (45) shield 4 (150) biting 1 (10) Squick: Strangler 15/1200 points iron short sword (320) copper mail shirt (50) copper helm (60) wood shield (120) copper greaves (60) copper gauntlets (40) copper high boots (40) skilz sword 4 (300) fighting 2 (45) shield 4 (150) two pairs of arms
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Lotta Lashers this time around. e: can someone post the Planetside 2 goon meme of the gnome with I WILL LASH YOUR rear end in macro text over it verbal enema fucked around with this message at 04:23 on Feb 2, 2021 |
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I picked up World of Horror and Amazing Cultivation Simulator today so imma fart around in those then I GUESS run a fight e: Team sheet is updated btw verbal enema fucked around with this message at 04:33 on Feb 2, 2021 |
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TEAM UNDERGROUND RAILROAD VS TEAM YOUR NOT MY DAD ON THE LEFT Paintrain the Molemarian! Choop Choop, Soldier Ant Woman! and Coalboy the Dwarf! ON THE RIGHT Charles Barkley the Werewolf! Not a lovely old man who should get the gently caress off Inside The NBA! THE HIST, a Serpent Woman! and last but not least is the Dwarf, Racoon! : Get pumped you pieces of poo poo this should be another good one! Jerry grab me another Perrier! gently caress! Jerry you bitch!  : Well lets get to it folks! Contact!   THE HIST quickly snaps her head forward and meets the hand of Coalboy! Will he be able to stay standing?!  Probably not if that is going to start and then continue happening.  Another dose of venom in the thigh quickly paralyzes Coalboy! The Round Mound of Rebound is fending off both the Ant Woman and Molemarian! Extreme skillful use of her dual shields and she bats away several attacks!  Coalboy also does some impressive blocking! Although not intentionally... sorta? The cap was bought to defect attacks true. THE HIST lands a bite in the stomach of Paintrain!  THE PAINTRAIN IS ARRIVING AT STATION Racoon begins yanking on Coalboy's iron cap so that probably won't end well for him. Oh nevermind its off and she's beginning to cave his head in. PAINTRAIN falls over paralyzed! THE HIST LANDS A BITE ON CHOOP CHOOP. SHE FALLS OVER INSTANTLY! THE HIST HAS BEEN A FORCE THIS ROUND WITH THAT VENOMOUS BITE. Choop Choop lands a solid kick to the head of Charles Barkley and scrambles away they aren't done yet! Couple more knocks on the skull by a platinum maul rouses Coalboy from paralysis! But he's unarmed!  Charles Barkley is underneath the paralyzed Molemarian. Choop Choop falls over paralyzed. The short swords clang to the floor! PAINTRAIN gets control over their body again after a nice set of shield bashes from Barkley (i just got it) Coalboy goes down with a smashed foot and more venom as THE HIST and Racoon continue to assault him. Coalboy is knocked unconscious after having their head bit and left arm smashed to a pulp! ChCh stands up! Lets check out some stats for Coalboy COALBOY Attacks: 2 Landed: 0 Missed 2 Times hit: 12 Amount of Venom in Body: at least a gallon : Not good! He's gotta do better if he wants to win!ChCh comes over to assist her comrade! She swipes at THE HIST and misses. THE HIST continues to shake the Dwarf by his head while it's also being clubbed dozens of times by Racoon and her platinum maul!   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRh0QiXyZSk  ONLY THE PAINTRAIN REMAINS AND HE IS UNARMED! He's paralyzed! It's a free for all for bashing him to death! Wow Team Underground Railroad apparently had no chance!  After several minutes of being bashed the Molemarian passes out from exhaustion and well is killed. WINNERS TEAM YOUR NOT MY DAD
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Venom is OP
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gently caress you I thought this was gonna be easy mode for participants and then you turn around and make me spend a full whack of points instead of playing Factorio. Alright then - Team Snipe Lollock, Strangler, 1200pts Iron Pick (400) Oak Wood Shield (120) Iron Helm (120) Misc Object User 4 (350) Shield User 3 (90) Dodging 3 (120) Dick Turpentine, Tigerman, 1000pts Iron Halberd (380) Oak Wood Shield (120) Bronze Helm (120) Axe 4 (300) Shield User 2 (45) Fighting 1 (15) Dodging 1 (20) Rall, Strangler, 1200pts Silver Warhammer (450) Oak Wood Shield (120) Iron Helm (120) Hammer 4 (300) Shield User 3 (90) Dodging 3 (120) Maugrim fucked around with this message at 11:05 on Feb 3, 2021 |
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Ah I see it now. I didn't even think to look there. Thanks, dad!
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yeah sorry but i feel it adds the "THIS IS MY TEAM" aspect to the rounds that is more than just picking races and names. Idk who's up next i gotta go through and mark who has and has not fought. Thinking of perhaps having one of the teams that fought naked have a little moment to shine with weapons. Perhaps some kinda Team vs Horde of Enemies dealio Or gorillas. Gorillas whip rear end in arena
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Gorilla race when.
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Pharnakes posted:Gorilla race when. Ive been seriously considering expanding the races but imma need to do more checking But if i do gorillas will be 100% included
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I probably won't run a fight tonight I'm off work tomorrow so in the mean time just worry about your fighters being snakebitten to death.
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I want to see somebody get shot in the teeth with an arrow. Somebody shoot someone in the teeth with an arrow 
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Angry Diplomat posted:I want to see somebody get shot in the teeth with an arrow. Somebody shoot someone in the teeth with an arrow Well if you'd had the balls to take three ranged fighters the chances of that happening would be three times higher.
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Angry Diplomat posted:I want to see somebody get shot in the teeth with an arrow. Somebody shoot someone in the teeth with an arrow someone got stabbed in the fukkin tongue with a spear that is pretty close
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verbal enema posted:someone got stabbed in the fukkin tongue with a spear that is pretty close A spear is indeed just a large arrow, propelled by the bowstring of the wielder's sinew. I am temporarily mollified.
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Is this dead already? Not even five pages, smh.
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no lol i been farting around it on and off. Don't buy new games when you start an LP also the governor of Ohio lifted bar curfews so im here till midnight every night now. Ill see if i cant get some stuff up soon here!
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Oh man, I remember reading the previous one of these! I totally have to get in on this. I wanna make a team totally dedicated to the exquisite art of unarmed combat. Team Kung Fur Monkey King the Human, 1200 points Leather Helm (30) Leather Armor (80) Leather Leggings (25) Gloves (40) Leather High Boots (20) Fighting 5 (225) Dodging 6 (420) Striking 5 (150) Kicking 6 (210) Laohu Claw the Tigerman, 1000 points Leather Helm (30) Leather Armor (80) Leather Leggings (25) Gloves (40) Leather High Boots (20) Fighting 5 (225) Dodging 5 (300) Striking 5 (150) Kicking 4 (100) Biting 2 (30) Long Fang the Werewolf, 1050 points Leather Helm (30) Leather Armor (80) Leather Leggings (25) Gloves (40) Leather High Boots (20) Fighting 5 (225) Dodging 5 (300) Striking 5 (150) Biting 5 (150) Kicking 2 (30) I’m excited to see if these guys become total chumps (especially since I’m neglecting wrestling) or do some wicked cool poo poo! Also, I hope the gloves and boots don’t prevent strikes from doing claw damage... Let me know if there’s anything I need to adjust! FAT BATMAN fucked around with this message at 11:54 on Feb 16, 2021 |
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Well you need to adjust yourself into a thread where the commissioner hasn't already gotten bored and hosed off 
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Pharnakes posted:Well you need to adjust yourself into a thread where the commissioner hasn't already gotten bored and hosed off An update will be up tonight!!!
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He said, as he faded from view, never to be seen again.
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Jesus commissioners are the absolute worst. In a ranking I would put pedophiles and cancer above them.
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Yeah you're right. They exist just above smurfs and munkis
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