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RIP dwarf arena
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verbal enema posted:An update will be up tonight!!! Endless night.
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Pharnakes posted:Endless night.  CURRENT STANDINGS Lockdown And Out -Bad Munki Salty Stewart's Super Squad -DarthRoblox Team Snipe -Maugrim Team Jungle Thunder -Captainicus Team Fruit Smoothie -megane On The Nose -Popete Attnam Militia -Angry Diplomat Team Dominions -my dad Positive Outlook -Ramc You're Not My Dad -Jon Joe verbal enema fucked around with this message at 05:51 on Apr 22, 2022 |
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 : Fats Pepper here with the mutha fukkin new scoop!We have word! and SPECULATION that the arena doors have re-opened! and NOT ONLY THAT folks NOT ONLY THAT! THERE IS A FIGHT ALREADY ABOUT TO BEGIN THE KRANOR ARENA BATTLE BUNKER RETURNS TEAM TRUMP vs ATTNAM MILITIA  wow! on the left ATTNAM MILITIA  The dwarf SCREAMY!! A fully copper armored miner whos ready to find the real treasure! Battle!! SCREAMY JR!! The werewolf archer! Quick to move and deadly with the bow! and finally! Richel Decos! With two silver whips she is sure to leave her mark! aaaaaand on the right! TEAM TRUMP  Invanka the Elf! Donald the Gremlin! and Donald Jr. the Serpent man! verbal enema fucked around with this message at 03:33 on Apr 22, 2022 |
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and immediately (because i hit the wrong button and 12 tics when by) we're off to a huge start!!!    And just like that Donald Jr is annihilated by Richel!  : hahaha yess!!! Oh and look at Sceamy! He is in quite the position now!  : this is the poo poo!Screamy Jr is having a tough time being an archer currently! Stuck on the ground after getting spinal tissue torn. They can only hope their intense skill can overcome this mobility issue! Ivanka charges Screamy after the exchange several blocked blows and knocks them to the floor landing in a tangled mess! Donald has been dancing around the outer edges of the battle before landing a quick punch on the disabled werewolf.  uh oh : DAAAMN: OOOOHWhat a move! The dwarf drives all their strength into the tool they've used for years to demolish the very land we stand upon and swings the earth breaking tip into Ivanka's leg! He does not stop as the fragile bones of an elf is nothing compared to the minerals below. The pickaxe lodged but the momentum continues the blow. Continues until the entire leg has been torn clean off. Screamy stands above the elf with her leg still impaled on his pickaxe!   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUMUEaaqlWA Things are looking rough for TEAM TRUMP! Down one fighter with another missing a leg! Donald has yet to do anything but land a cheap rib punch on Screamy Jr who can't move. Can he do anything else? Let's see! Donald and Richel get into a cool rear end whip fight which entails them attack each other but somehow blocking their whips with their own whips. Badass! Screamy keeps mining Ivanka. Screamy Jr is just flailing hoping he can grab Donald at some point. Screamy lands an artery busting blow in Ivanka's right leg! Blood is everywhere! Donald keeps dodging Richel and while doing so continues to lash Screamy Jr! What an rear end in a top hat! : Something big is gonna happen soon!: Folks I don't know if you know this but Screamy Jr has had Donald Jr's spear lodged in chest so deep its in his spine this entire fight! Yet he continues to struggle to help his team! A true Arena Competitor! Should he survive this we can only imagine! off the record this would be a horrid way to be murdered Screamy staves off several attacks by blocking. absorbing, parrying, and dodging until he gets and opening and strikes! With two hands he brings his pickaxe down and pierces the very soul of Ivanka! He strikes again lodging the pickaxe! He is in a state of bloodlust! His teammates better be glad they're not fighting him tonight! Richel sees what is happening and seizes opportunity!  Screamy is now using the side of his pickaxe and is repeatedly clubbing Ivanka in the iron helm.  bonk clang clang bonk clank : and with that death folks its now 2.5 v 1 !!! Oh wait! We spoke too soon! The second Ivanka died Donald was struck a terrible blow! The Gremlin was relying on his fleet footwork and agility to survive and now he has been immobilized! Can he pull a win out?! Richel stands over him swinging her silver whip wildly! A hit! Block! A hit! Another block! Donald is down but not out folks! : What a start to the re-return of The Arena! ouch!  A Gremlin, several of his teeth, and two people who want him dead  A couple of slick moves by Richel opens up the defense of Donald and Screamy takes advantage.  oof Donald repeatedly scrambles away, dodges, parrys, blocks, and leaps from harm however never gaining any distance. Screamy backs away and puts himself between Donald and Screamy Jr while Richel finally lands a tremendous whip strike on Donald's shield hand. The shield falls and the second heavy silver whip comes slashing down onto the neck of the Gremlin. The crowd goes quiet knowing what's next. Richel throws all of her force into these next strikes exploding anything it touches into a cloud of gore. Spurned on by the intense bloodshed Screamy Jr begins to drag himself over hoping to land one blow perhaps the final blow in this fight of which they were barely there for.  oh well Too late as Screamy ends it with a finality most other fighters should beware of. : LETS: GOWINNERS: ATTNAM MILITIA
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a year and a month isnt that long to wait u goddamn babies
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whats happened so far FOUGHT and lost  lockdown - bad munki underground - Bravelittletoaster trump - Pharnakes bois - Spermy Smurf majesty - Cythereal FOUGHT and won  fruitsmoothie - megane jungle thunder - Captainicus onthenose - Popete your not my dad - Jon Joe attnam militia - Angry Diplomat HAS Not FOUGHT :O Salty Stewart's Super Squad -DarthRoblox Team Snipe -Maugrim Team Dominions -my dad Positive Outlook -Ramc
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NEXT UP Salty Stewart's Super Squad vs cuz ramc never made a char sheet which who could blame them verbal enema fucked around with this message at 09:16 on Apr 22, 2022 |
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Apr 22, 2022 06:41
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~~Interlude~~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaBIq016WhM : wait we don't have any skeletons? Like any at all? Really? Oh my Krankor... gently caress: No skeletons is wack dude
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Apr 22, 2022 09:00
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This is more or less the expected performance of IVAN'S starting puppy, yes
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Apr 22, 2022 12:55
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Well that was hardly worth waiting for 
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Pharnakes posted:Well that was hardly worth waiting for We'll have to agree to disagree 
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