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Make a slide that says “Nothing.” with the presenter notes saying “Stare at the camera for 10 minutes.”
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Yorkshire Pudding posted:“…We are a data driven organization and can't rely on intuition or feelings for these things". Right after he said that the manager who is leaving raised his hand and says, "What KPIs did you use to mandate a forced return to office?". 
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Feb 2, 2024 18:12
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Always get things in writing, especially hard dates and numbers. It might not help you in the end if they really don’t want to honor it, but at least you have documentation for the lawyer. https://x.com/NotSoLittleC/status/1755705709667180594?s=20
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Feb 9, 2024 23:19
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Can’t get phished if you just dump all email into the trash
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Feb 16, 2024 15:25
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When I got laid off along with 2000+ people, they just told everyone to keep their laptops. They did a remote wipe and then it was free and clear. I guess they didn’t want to bother with the logistics of getting them all back, whether it be hounding people to return them or how to then resell or reuse them. Easier to write it off. Now I have a Macbook M1 Max with 64 GB that can poo poo post extremely well!!
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Feb 24, 2024 15:30
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He was Jeffrey Toobin' it
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Mar 2, 2024 02:52
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Killingyouguy! posted:My boss messages me to describe the normal, expected behaviour of my software and then follows up with "just something I noticed." what, that it works? You wouldn't be messaging me if you didn't think it's a problem, and you think it's a problem because you don't understand what our software does my team lead never reads my pull requests. one afternoon he drops a zoom link in my chat, I jump in, and it’s all the team leads and managers and he’s asking me to explain the app & code to everyone on no notice. he “wanted to give me credit for my work” which is bullshit, he just didn’t know what it was. if it was true, he’d have given me more heads up than a meeting invite at 2:13 pm
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Apr 3, 2024 14:19
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https://x.com/theashleyray/status/1776340749535301928 https://x.com/theashleyray/status/1776341712258093064 love to read a story with a good ending
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Apr 6, 2024 17:42
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Poster boards are probably for the 4-H crowd doing displays at the county fair.
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Apr 10, 2024 23:06
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WebDO posted:Don't forget the job creation! don’t forget the funeral home owners who just let the bodies rot https://t.co/PlU5aitswL
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Apr 16, 2024 11:57
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tried that with ‘jq’, a tool that helps you parse, filter, and aggregate JSON with Copilot. Wanted to learn how to do a simple add with a group by. The first 8 suggestions didn’t work. Most errored, some gave bad numbers. Google + Stackoverflow got it right on the first try. edit: yeah, this https://x.com/fordoglunk/status/1780267111027286111 Nybble fucked around with this message at 20:36 on Apr 16, 2024 |
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Apr 16, 2024 20:32
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:The sweet spot is a hybrid job where there's only really 10-20 hours of work per week, and you go into the office to do it, then when you work from home, just do Play Helldivers on the days home, then it qualifies as both.
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Apr 18, 2024 13:07
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Sounds like it would be a good training then
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Apr 20, 2024 04:28
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Archive All is your friend in personal life and at work
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May 2, 2024 16:08
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I join the zoom call when i get the 10 minute notification, go to full mute/no camera and don’t respond until it starts. I’d forget to join until 5 minutes later otherwise
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May 13, 2024 16:57
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I was in a contractor role and started looking around when I found some mail that showed they hadn't paid the electric bill for the office. Then my contracting firm said they hadn't paid in 90 days and were about to pull me from the contract soon. Fortunately I found something quickly so I was never without a paycheck. Ran into one of the employees there a few months later at a soccer game, they lost the office but were happy to work from a coffee place once a week!! -- Anyway, I only give it 2 days leeway as long as there's a very vocal "the paychecks are coming, they are late due to X reason that isn't our fault*" before the paychecks are supposed to hit the bank account. If it doesn't hit on time, I'm not coming in. *it's always their fault
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I'm sure the guy was equal parts nice and shocked, so they just figured they might as well do it anyway but I'd milton and setting the building on fire
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