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children screaming while they run in terror, some slipping in the blood and viscera that cover the gymnasium floor. "well there's no rule that dinosaurs can't play basketball..."
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2021 20:44 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 04:02 |
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utilizing gummy technology
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2021 04:10 |
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over here we see a majestic triceratops masturbating. he's using that log as a standin for a mate, something we speculated but could never prove until we were able to observe a live specimen. and over here we see the mighty Tyrannosaurus rex, who is also masturbating. one of our most alarming discoveries has been just how much dinosaurs masturbate. anyways, let's move on to the regal stegosaurus who you'll see is also masturbating
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2021 21:32 |
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canyoneer posted:management has been instructed to write up every employee who is caught referring to our workplace as "jackin' park". this needs to stop
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2021 22:18 |
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reporter: so is the park not child friendly because the dinosaurs are so dangerous? scientist: no, no *chuckles* the dinosaurs aren't dangerous at all. *suddenly gets serious and intense* it's due to their insatiable urge to engage in vigorous masturbation
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2021 22:22 |