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If we were all trees, there'd be no more wars. 'Cause we'd be trees.
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New Yorker #1: You ever feel like maybe something isn't....right?
New Yorker #2: What do you mean? Like I ate a bad pastrami? ey!
New Yorker #1: No, I mean like cosmically wrong, like something was supposed to happen but it didn't.
New Yorker #2: Funny you should mention it, but I keep thinking that things should feel a little more...terrifying, you know?
New Yorker #1: Yeah. I can't quite put my finger on it. It's like history took a turn somewhere around 2001, and here we are.
New Yorker #2: Ey, fuggedaboudit!
They turn to look at the TWIN TOWERS which glisten in the sun. At the top, a PTERODACTYL perches, a screaming man in its enormous beak.
New Yorker #1: Only in New York!
New Yorker #2: Only in New York.
New Yorkers # 1 and 2 then proceed to board a plane with water bottles, nail clippers, and knives in their backpack.
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- The Walrus Cancer
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If we were all trees, there'd be no more wars. 'Cause we'd be trees.
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this bit, but the T-Rex is just laughing at the guy's wiener
I never noticed before, but is that guy wearing pants? On the shitter?
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