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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
it's all jurassic era mammals, which all look like some variety of weasel sleeping in a tree

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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
"there's a broken fence at the t-rex paddock"
"oh no, that will be extremely unsafe for the dinosaur operators."
"???"
"you didn't really think those were real dinosaurs, right? like, how would we even do that?"

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you

Luvcow posted:

over here we see a majestic triceratops masturbating. he's using that log as a standin for a mate, something we speculated but could never prove until we were able to observe a live specimen.

and over here we see the mighty Tyrannosaurus rex, who is also masturbating. one of our most alarming discoveries has been just how much dinosaurs masturbate.

anyways, let's move on to the regal stegosaurus who you'll see is also masturbating

management has been instructed to write up every employee who is caught referring to our workplace as "jackin' park". this needs to stop

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
"dr wu, how do you make sure the dinosaurs don't breed?"
"oh that's easy, they just spend all day alone tuggin' the lizard" :wink:

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