The Royal Rumble 2021 GDT

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Low Desert Punk: Jul 4, 2012; i have absolutely no fucking money

Edge looks like he aged a literal decade since Wrestlemania

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Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

Y'all want Edge v Miz v McIntyre?

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Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Edge vs Roman would be a pretty good match. He certainly doesn't have any other worthy face challengers.

On the other hand if they somehow get the Rock and its Rock vs Roman and Edge vs Drew that would be a pretty huge Torch Pass Mania

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Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

This show was a loving slog

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Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

the guy made out of ancient pottery is going to wrestlemania

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Amp: Sep 10, 2010

sucks that edge won such a garbage rumble

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britishbornandbread: Jul 8, 2000; You'll stumble in my footsteps

Wait so no Fiend shenanigans with Randy?

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Shoenin: May 29, 2013; Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)

The one time I watch WWE poo poo because im not masochistic,
and well played vince. 15 years of lovely Orton finishes and they swerved us good.

Its annoying that a almost 50 year old won, but its Edge so its ok

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Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

Dango Bango posted:

So, uh, Edge vs. Drew?

Or Edge vs Roman

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Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

is Edge the oldest ever rumble winner?

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

when you get a chance to put over the star of MONEY PLANE

you gotta do it

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Insertnamehere31: Jan 23, 2012; This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/1356087283028422662

That�s about the level of enthusiasm I�m feeling here

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Digital Jedi: May 28, 2007; Fallen Rib

WrasslorMonkey posted:

This 47 year old man is going to WrestleMania!

Kane was the oldest at 53 and Edge/Christian both at 47. SO the 2nd oldest guy in the match won

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TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

on this day

I am elderly

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HidaO-Win: Jun 5, 2013; "And I did it, because I was a man who had exhausted reason and thus turned to magicks"

TV Zombie posted:

Orton, Edge, Christian, Braun

No Seth was in there, I think Braun hit the ground before Christian

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Seams: Feb 3, 2005; ROCK HARD

gotta say i was worried for a bit when edge with his already hosed neck was in there with seth

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CarlCX: Dec 14, 2003

"edge winning the royal rumble is a huge downer" is such a weird sentence, and yet

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Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

edge funds

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Hirez: Feb 3, 2003; Weber scored 49 points?

Sanguinia posted:

...OH gently caress, EDGE WON FROM #1!!!!!

THAT'S ACTUALLY REALLY COOL!

you know what other canadian won from the #1 spot :tinfoil:

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Barrabas the Gray: Jun 27, 2012

good finish but the show sucked and hasn't been good in months, it might be time for a long break

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The Stroker Ace: Feb 7, 2007

Why not have the last two be Edge and Christian, THEN Randy shows up and eliminates Christian?

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ItohRespectArmy: Sep 11, 2019; Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

Sanguinia posted:

Edge vs Roman would be a pretty good match. He certainly doesn't have any other worthy face challengers.

On the other hand if they somehow get the Rock and its Rock vs Roman and Edge vs Drew that would be a pretty huge Torch Pass Mania

edge already had his pass the torch wrestlemania match.

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Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/1356087283028422662

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Grem: Mar 29, 2004; It's how her species communicates

WrasslorMonkey posted:

This 47 year old man is going to WrestleMania!

Put grey stumble on that.

Edge is obviously going to choose 2 minute Drew.

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Homeybeef: May 23, 2008

The star of Money Plane, ladies and gentlemen

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Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

I would not be surprised if Edge goes after Balor in an attempt to pop NXT ratings. An old dude taking over the young brand is peak WWE.

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Karmine: Oct 23, 2003; If you tremble with indignation at every injustice, then you are a comrade of mine.

Lid posted:

is Edge the oldest ever rumble winner?

Vince McMahon

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Amp: Sep 10, 2010

Ragnarok the Red posted:

No idea why Dave simply stating facts is so funny, but it is.

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pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Out of those last 7-8 guys, Edge is definitely one of the more preferable winners.

But my god, I've never tabbed out of a rumble so much. It's like all the effort was put into the women's and the men's was generated by running an all-CPU sim in WWE2K.

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