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Honestly surprised he didn't keep gambling after he won. You know how gamblers are. E: Wrong thread but you know what I'm gonna leave it here,
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2021 09:23 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 15:12 |
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The Perfect Element posted:Doesn't even include the famous Kuenssberg tweets about punches being thrown by Labour activists that turned out to be completely fabricated. Haha, remember when someone had a go at Boris in a hospital and kuensberg found his twitter and said "here he is!"
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2021 12:43 |
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Jose posted:he's becoming a parody of himself that's not on, mate that's well out of order!
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2021 17:49 |
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Pistol_Pete posted:"A national taskforce". It's just so... limp. It's cold ok
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2021 18:48 |
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keep punching joe posted:Ok its bad for jobs and rural economies, but as far as the environment goes the death of the fishing industry is... good? They're British fish now and they're much happier for it
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2021 16:21 |
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Darth Walrus posted:I mean, he was a hundred years old. There's not exactly a shortage of diseases that will hospitalise you at that age. Rumour has it the virus didn't even bother replicating.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2021 17:34 |
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It's because "raising" has a particular meaning in that context, as in "fundraiser". It's specifically a different activity to donating the money
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2021 17:59 |
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I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE A POPPY DAY JUST FOR TOM PLEASE RETWEET IF U AGREE
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2021 22:26 |
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british newspapers complete 100-lap wank
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2021 10:19 |
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stev posted:Honestly I don't have anything against him personally but the fawning is just ridiculous. It's Poppywatch in human form. Indeed, I think he's a perfectly fine man and i'm glad he got to do his trip to barbados If only he had said "btw the tories suck rear end" during one of his TV interviews could you imagine the breakneck whiplash from the press as they did a full 180 and found out he did warcrimes
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2021 10:38 |
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Wendover did a video on living in Antarctica recently so if you want a clip that goes into excruciating detail about their internet access, here it is from 6:20: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAEydOjNWyQ&t=380s
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2021 11:24 |
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peanut- posted:Their victory lap over having made one correct decision in this whole catastrophe is nauseating. that's politics though isn't it. Downplay all the failures and crow about the victories. I won't deny that if Corbyn got in he'd have to do the same. He'd have to because the press would be working overtime to do the opposite anyway.
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2021 11:28 |
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Failed Imagineer posted:I try to not correct people when the meaning is unambiguous, but you're a solicitor so you should probably know: But for all intensive purposes, visa vie is good enough. E: I have never let my wife live down the time she said "wax lyricaling" instead of "waxing lyrical"
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2021 11:54 |
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That gun had better be a t-shirt cannon full of t-shirts that say "future soldier"
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2021 14:25 |
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Sis slapped a mask on as soon as she heard her coming up the stairs. hang on what are these out-door stairs or did Typhoid Mum break and enter? or does she have a key because if so get that loving key off her
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2021 14:34 |
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:She knows where the spare key is hidden. that's for emergencies!!
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2021 14:40 |
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Failed Imagineer posted:Thread, I need virtual pub quiz round ideas. We've been doing this over Zoom for nearly a year now and I'm out of juice. We've done endless movie trivia, Guess the Next Line, mashups, name the flag, general knowledge, identify the city from the aerial view, name this weird fruit, name this spaceship, name these songs from this Weird Al polka medley, name these Scooby Doo celebrity guest stars, and a million other rounds... Help run a movie synopsis through google translate several times and then back into english and make them guess the movie also: pixellate a famous movie scene and make them guess the movie (i had a round get harder and harder and to my astonishment someone guessed american beauty for the last question despite my image having 6 pixels in it)
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2021 14:47 |
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"leave it Keith he's not worth it!!" - Christian Mathieson
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2021 15:12 |
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Petition to rename the country Captain Tom and make the UK flag blue with a captain Tom silhouette and change the words of the national anthem to "I love captain Tom". Also all poppies to have captain toms face on them What do you mean "no" why do you hate Britain
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2021 16:59 |
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Communist Thoughts posted:Miliband would be a terrible idea and it's a sign of how far labour have fallen that people want him back *10 years from now* God I wish kier starmer was still party leader, he was so much better
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2021 17:59 |
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I didn't just clap I had a wank so I'm the most respectful
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2021 19:47 |
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Failed Imagineer posted:It's an area of the woods where Martin Clunes used to show people his bell-end That's not Martin Bell's Wood, that's Martin's Wood's Bell
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2021 15:20 |
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I'm so glad I shoved a load of money in fixed rate savings before the pandemic, whoowhee E: Microplastics fucked around with this message at 15:56 on Feb 4, 2021 |
# ¿ Feb 4, 2021 15:51 |
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Miftan posted:In Israel you pay a fee This is anti-semitic and I've reported you to Keith for being the wrong kind of jew
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2021 16:36 |
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Bobby Deluxe posted:Can someone explain for big dumb dumbs like me what negative interest is and how / why it's a big deal? Preferably in a way I can count on my fingers. 1. Central Bank says "sure you can store your money with us but instead of giving you interest on it, we're gonna charge you instead" 2. Commercial banks (and private investors thinking of tying up money in bonds/gilts) say "well gently caress that, I ain't paying to store my money, I'm gonna spend it instead" and start lending it to businesses and individuals, or buying poo poo, stimulating growth 3. Economy goes brrrrr
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2021 17:27 |
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:So is negative interest a good or bad time to buy a house, if you can? Low interest rates (negative or not) are an excellent time to borrow money, including mortgages
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2021 17:37 |
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goddamnedtwisto posted:So what I'm hearing is it's an excellent time to mortgage my house and hide the cash under my mattress? Yes it is. *starts scouring goddamnedtwisto's effort posts for clues as to where he lives, while sharpening shotgun and balaclava*
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2021 18:01 |
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Toned Blair
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2021 21:09 |
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You can't actually ever erase a hard drive because one day a super intelligent AI will exist capable of simulating the universe from first principles and eventually your hard drive with all its anime fan porn will come to exist in that simulation and the AI will blackmail you with it
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2021 22:57 |
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I don't really know how medicines "expire" but I imagine it involves the medicine becoming less effective, rather than transforming into a molecule that can murder you
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2021 23:10 |
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It seems to be twin celebs being all celeby on their own website about poops. And they have a shop selling health lifestyle stuff so I'm 90% it's a grift.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2021 10:55 |
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The Question IRL posted:Edit: This kinda implies they've been arrested on suspicion of sex crimes?
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2021 14:09 |
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peanut- posted:Oh my god this line from the shellfish article Well he's closely related to the Crustacea subphylum so his words carry a lot of weight. e: beaten of course
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2021 16:15 |
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big scary monsters posted:"Bedwetters and luvvies in race to score political points" is the most accurate description of Twitter discourse I've ever heard. What the gently caress is a luvvie?
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2021 16:28 |
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The fact that the Daily Star's "Thought for the day" is woooOOooooOOOooo tells you everything you need to know about that paper.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2021 16:34 |
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big scary monsters posted:SICKO LUVVIES SPEND YOUR TAX MONEY ON STEAMY ROMP IN LUXURY LOVE NEST, BOFFINS SAY AND ONE OF THE TOTS LOOKED AT ME
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2021 16:45 |
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My issue with multigeneration households is that living with my parents hosed me right off and i was glad to be out of there
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2021 12:38 |
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Di means 2 in Greek
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2021 15:42 |
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2021 23:09 |
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justcola posted:should I stop using oval office too? The thread has had many a derail on the matter of the word oval office. In the end the thread decided that the tories are cunts and will always be cunts and should be called out for being cunts. You should probably stop using it within earshot of your girlfriend though if it upsets her. You don't need to use it.
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