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What would be worse to have, a butthole that's way too large (like the size of an oscar meyer bologna) or a butthole that's way too small (the diameter of mechanical pencil lead)? Obviously the large butthole you'd just have poo plopping right into your pants and fart gas would be constantly wafting out. But the small butthole you would also need to be on a toilet 24/7 shooting poo poo like silly string or you'll get backed up, not to mention you'd upset animals with your dogwhistle farts. Additional info: both buttholes preclude buttsex of all kinds.
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Feb 3, 2021 18:25
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I’ll take the small butthole. If you just eat enough fiber and you can live happily ever after making GBS threads out funnel cakes every morning.
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Feb 3, 2021 18:30
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Theres more artistic options available to you with the small butthole.
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Feb 3, 2021 18:31
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Small butthole + colostomy.
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Feb 3, 2021 19:09
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What a gross and vulgar thread. I am not going to post here.
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Feb 3, 2021 19:25
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Meme Poker Party posted:What a gross and vulgar thread. I am not going to post here. Think of it this way: would you rather a naga have a cloaca too large or too small?
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Feb 3, 2021 19:26
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Urethra gaped by slug
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Feb 3, 2021 19:30
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Meme Poker Party posted:What a gross and vulgar thread. I am not going to post here. Neither am I.
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Feb 3, 2021 19:37
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there is goku there is votu
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Feb 3, 2021 19:39
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Your rear end in a top hat got muscles op, train 'em
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Feb 3, 2021 20:30
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Can you modify the buttholes at pooping time? for example: I have a big anus but I use a sterile cork to keep it shut until I am safely atop my squattypotty. or I have a teensy anus, but when it's time to go I leverage it open with a butterknife
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Feb 3, 2021 20:44
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All things lead to the poop
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Feb 3, 2021 20:51
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I have answered this question daily for years op
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Feb 3, 2021 20:52
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Colonel Cancer posted:Your rear end in a top hat got muscles op, train 'em In this fictional universe your butthole is the way it is because you were cursed by a witch's kiss. No amount of kegels will either tighten or loosen your anus. E: Ventral EggSac posted:Can you modify the buttholes at pooping time? for example: The cursed majicks make it so that anything that would modify or mitigate your poo situation is impossible. Any sort of plug or speculum will instantly melt when near your butt. Who What Now fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Feb 3, 2021 |
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Feb 3, 2021 21:10
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Let the poop fall where it may
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Feb 3, 2021 21:13
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Just go to a different witch and get a reverse poo curse, oh and invest in a good tooth brush. Have fun with your pristine rear end in a top hat and minty fresh breath
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Feb 3, 2021 21:15
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I guess a small pooper then, hopefully I can train myself to push out hard so it's like silly string and it doesn't take that long to do each dump
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Feb 3, 2021 22:29
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What if you could opt for the tiny tooter but also get some kind of pressurized system installed so you could fast-blast your rear end on demand
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Feb 3, 2021 22:46
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Or even keep a regular sized B-hole but still get the pressurized system installed for defensive purposes I'm just trying to keep my options open
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Feb 3, 2021 22:47
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Dang, I voted without reading.
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Feb 3, 2021 23:44
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Ventral EggSac posted:I guess a small pooper then, hopefully I can train myself to push out hard so it's like silly string and it doesn't take that long to do each dump It's like silly string 24/7 unless you clench real hard
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Who What Now posted:... Additional info: both buttholes preclude buttsex of all kinds. How dare you presume that no would be comers have tiny enough dicks to penetrate a small butthole. (Turns on my monitor.)
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