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It's true. I don't know if you've ever considered this, but heavier objects moving at higher speeds cause greater impacts to occur. Anyway this is the top headline at Ars Technica right now and while I'm not going to read that garbage I thought it was important to share this breaking news with you, my fellow Goons. Just in case you weren't aware that if you make things heavier and move them faster, this will affect results. If you have any other breaking news that you feel the need to share, such as that when the sun sets, it gets dimmer outside, please feel free to urgently update this thread immediately. Thank you for looking out for your fellow goon.
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it's a good point op
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Feb 7, 2021 17:13
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It's why I wouldn't run even if I could
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Feb 7, 2021 17:18
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my dick is small but it's insanely fast so it crushes that poosay
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Feb 7, 2021 17:22
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I'm sorry to hear that I hope your partner(s) are ok
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Feb 7, 2021 17:23
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Using a 100' long bungee cord to jump off a 30' bridge is typically considered a bad idea.
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Feb 7, 2021 17:25
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Hell Yeah posted:my dick is small but it's insanely fast so it crushes that poosay
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Feb 7, 2021 17:26
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I wonder what arse technica has to say about the goatman. Surely he is an exquisite example in their field
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Feb 7, 2021 17:26
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This is why I make sure I haul several ACME anvils and 10t weights at all times
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Feb 7, 2021 17:30
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Colonel Cancer posted:I wonder what arse technica has to say about the goatman. Surely he is an exquisite example in their field
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Feb 7, 2021 17:32
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I've recently become aware of the fact most cheese is made of milk, for example, which was stunning in its own right, with me, for example, having no sense of object permanence let alone the ability to comprehend how one item could be transformed into another. Quite a revelation, really.
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Feb 7, 2021 17:32
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sending that peanut size dick at your pussy at 3/4 of light speed and it's demolished when i'm done. send that pussy back in time i hit it so hard
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Feb 7, 2021 17:54
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Can I ask a question about your boston baked bean sized micro peen? Ok thanks. When it travels at such high velocities as you thrust pathetically and uselessly at your sexually frustrated and no doubt inconvenienced lovers does that cause it to dialate in size and become, say, the size of a galaxy, or perhaps, almost impossible to comprehend, shrink to an even lesser size, too small to even fathom? I'll take my answer off the air
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Feb 7, 2021 17:59
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What about them hydrogen cars? Hydrogen is pretty light. Hit something and you'll ricochet around town like an air hockey puck.
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Feb 7, 2021 18:00
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vaporize that pussy into a cloud of atoms by launching my goldfish penis out the large hadron collider.
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Feb 7, 2021 18:02
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As your micropenis approaches c, it begins to spaghettify
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Feb 7, 2021 18:02
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Icochet posted:What about them hydrogen cars? Hydrogen is pretty light. Hit something and you'll ricochet around town like an air hockey puck. Apple is inventing a car that runs entirely on other cars hope this helps (hth in internet speak)
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Feb 7, 2021 18:03
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Icochet posted:What about them hydrogen cars? Hydrogen is pretty light. Hit something and you'll ricochet around town like an air hockey puck. That's a nice balloon car you got there! For a clown.
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Feb 7, 2021 18:03
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Big Beef City posted:Apple is inventing a car that runs entirely on other cars hope this helps (hth in internet speak) As pictured in the documentary "Mortal Engines"
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Feb 7, 2021 18:04
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Colonel Cancer posted:As your micropenis approaches c, it begins to spaghettify ah, the target market for the new RAM TRX
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Feb 7, 2021 18:08
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Big Beef City posted:Apple is inventing a car that runs entirely on other cars hope this helps (hth in internet speak) Didn't help at all tbh (to be announced)
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Feb 7, 2021 18:12
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I often wonder how many lives would be saved if Newton didn't invent all these physics
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Feb 7, 2021 18:13
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Colonel Cancer posted:That's a nice balloon car you got there! For a clown. Yeah some clowns already tried the balloon cars but blew up in a fiery ball of humanity
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Feb 7, 2021 18:14
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My parents always insisted on buying the biggest and heaviest cars to ensure the safety of our family, which I have learned meant a car big enough that it would obliterate whatever it ran into so the other family of four would die and we would live.
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Feb 7, 2021 18:16
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ok
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Feb 7, 2021 18:18
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house of the dad posted:My parents always insisted on buying the biggest and heaviest cars to ensure the safety of our family, which I have learned meant a car big enough that it would obliterate whatever it ran into so the other family of four would die and we would live. what about 18 wheelers on the highway and such
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Feb 7, 2021 18:32
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house of the dad posted:My parents always insisted on buying the biggest and heaviest cars to ensure the safety of our family, which I have learned meant a car big enough that it would obliterate whatever it ran into so the other family of four would die and we would live. It’s harder for a dead family to sue you so maybe they meant financial safety? See also, officer-involved shootings.
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Feb 7, 2021 18:52
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I only travel with my family in a 75-car freight train.
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Feb 7, 2021 18:53
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this soup is for my family's overall weight and velocity
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Feb 7, 2021 18:55
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Hell Yeah posted:vaporize that pussy into a cloud of atoms by launching my goldfish penis out the large
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Feb 7, 2021 21:41
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Lol, gitlin is a really bad writer.
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Feb 7, 2021 21:46
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im single but i drive a 2.5 ton 4 door sedan because im a shithead idiot american
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Feb 7, 2021 21:57
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DOCTOR gitlin is a loving idiot.
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Feb 7, 2021 22:01
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While it's true that cars are getting heavier boats are getting lighter so it all evens out. Honestly there's never been a better time to buy a boat.
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Feb 7, 2021 22:04
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Big Beef City posted:It's true.
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Feb 7, 2021 22:04
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Hell Yeah posted:sending that peanut size dick at your pussy at 3/4 of light speed and it's demolished when i'm done. send that pussy back in time i hit it so hard Large Hardon Collider
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Feb 7, 2021 22:05
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Doesn't the article op post here
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Feb 7, 2021 22:14
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Yup. https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=39771
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Feb 7, 2021 22:18
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News I can only find on the fine general bullshit forums of something awful .com Thanks OP
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Elmnt80 posted:Lol, gitlin is a really bad writer. I read Ars technica probably three times a week. Enough to scan the headlines. I have never posted a comment to their article comment section nor have any knowledge of their authors that this kind of fanship, if you'd call it that, would entail. I cannot, and will not, imagine what having the detailed knowledge of having detailed knowledge of Ars Technica authorship and their persona's entail. Jesus loving christ. I just go to the website sometimes and thought "Making a brick heavier and go faster will increase the impact it does" isn't really headline worth.
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