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ok so as far as i can tell we get a new Event about once a month. in early Jan we had the capital storming, in early Feb we had the GameStop bullshit. so that means we're due for another Event in roughly 2-4 weeks, or 9-12 news cycles. what's it gonna be. i'm guessing total post office failure. straight up nothing gets delivered for several weeks, in multiple states. a bunch of people will loudly complain, but the media will quickly get bored and stop reporting on the problem.
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biden will die, people will forget he was ever the president in a month
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Donald J Trump will die. The media will solemnly discuss his legacy. Twitter personalities who have been calling him literally hitler for five years will scold people who make fun of the fact that he died after falling asleep face down in a defective mypillow
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Lindell will overdose on crack
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im going to die, the world will move on without noticing
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ima do a poo poo
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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:ima do a poo poo
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Feb 12, 2021 06:22
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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:ima do a poo poo
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Feb 12, 2021 06:24
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real answer: march 2021 will be march 2020 except this time with the covid variants taking off. things get bad and the economy will briefly take a fat poo poo before getting propped back up with another round of brrrrrr. nothing matters.
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Feb 12, 2021 06:26
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beware the bides of march
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the shitters in the white house will overflow and republicans will call it the brown house for 4 years
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Taintrunner posted:a catastrophic climate change event I already said it was going to keep snowing!!
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0 rows returned posted:im going to die, the world will move on without noticing wishful thinking
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gently caress COREY PERRY posted:real answer: march 2021 will be march 2020 except this time with the covid variants taking off. things get bad and the economy will briefly take a fat poo poo before getting propped back up with another round of brrrrrr. nothing matters. obviously yes. but what wacky thing do you think will be the main news item Flunky posted:the shitters in the white house will overflow and republicans will call it the brown house for 4 years this is what im talkin about
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The worse thing possible: everything staying the same
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there will be a yospos IDEs of march thread
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the $1400 checks won't happen by the end of March
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Filthy Hans posted:the $1400 checks won't happen by the end of March the democrats will start promising $200 checks to be delivered by the end of May
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im lookin at the March_1921 wiki article so im gonna go with something goes wrong during st patricks day in the us, stuff happens in ireland at the border
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Feb 12, 2021 06:51
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Yellowstone blows, ending America once and for all
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Buck Turgidson posted:beware the bides of march 
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even bigger wildfires also there hasn't been a good tsunami in a while so maybe that
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a loaf of bread is 5 trillion dollars now, joe biden will mint a trillion dollar coin for every american
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it's fun to engage in predictions at this timescale; typical doomer internet posts are all about decades-long declines and trends and so forth, so making more falsifiable calls is fun anyway, some sort of foreign policy crisis is an obvious choice. maybe something with iran. i feel like south american news isn't major headline material for US cable news, even with venezuela and all that
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Some sort of near war crisis in northern europe
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the something awful forums will be shut down for inciting anti bidenism
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march will be remembered as the month joe biden poo poo himself live on air before you say it i know he's poo poo himself on air previously, i'm predicting he does it non-stop for the entire month this time
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It's going to be something that feels like it's The Thing like Biden dying of megacovid and everyone will freak out but that's just the Austrian duke getting shot; the real Thing is that a week or so later rich people realize that the entire moneyprinting apparatus is going to hang up due to a bunch of procedural bullshit and Trump judges paralyzing the executive, resulting in the largest stock market crash in American history.
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I'm gonna guesssss high profile political assassination attempt. Maybe Lauren Boebert shoots Rashida Tlaib in the abdomen because she asked her to wear a mask one time. Boebert makes an apology on twitter a week later that mostly talks about how gun control and abortion are murder and everyone forgets about it except for Tlaib who now requires a cane to walk
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something just totally inane that causes mass panic and rioting. like a beef processing plant getting shut down for e coli and 'merica burning to the ground because there are no hamberders
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