Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Prominent Democrat gets MeToo'ed and refuses to resign.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

ohrwurm
Jun 25, 2003

people will crowd bars for pretend you're irish day and covid cases will spike again

biden still will have not sent the loving check

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Pussy Boss posted:

Prominent Democrat gets MeToo'ed and refuses to resign.

Oh but Joe Biden already had MeToo killed so he could get away with rape

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
Idk. When is Kyle Rittenhouse's trial?


Probably some a right wing bombing/shooting or two.

I'm really rearing for a couple more obvious cases of police brutality to start poo poo up again. Because it's gonna loving happen.

SavageGentleman
Feb 28, 2010

When she finds love may it always stay true.
This I beg for the second wish I made too.

Fallen Rib
A: A hilarious and/or appaling development connected to crypto/digital currency.
B: Earth receives a grazing shot from a solar flare and a good part of the industrialized west gets brown- or blackouts for days. People go apeshit and we'll get some of the sweet sweet police brutality that Zurtilik menioned as well!

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
mods will know

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

Advanced
Computer Touching


Toilet Rascal
death.

Viginti Septem
Jan 9, 2021

Oculus Noctuae

drat horror queefs posted:

I'm gonna guesssss high profile political assassination attempt. Maybe Lauren Boebert shoots Rashida Tlaib in the abdomen because she asked her to wear a mask one time.

Boebert makes an apology on twitter a week later that mostly talks about how gun control and abortion are murder and everyone forgets about it except for Tlaib who now requires a cane to walk

Yea, definitely a fringe shootout at the Capitol. Also, economy go bye bye.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Zurtilik posted:

Idk. When is Kyle Rittenhouse's trial?


Probably some a right wing bombing/shooting or two.

I'm really rearing for a couple more obvious cases of police brutality to start poo poo up again. Because it's gonna loving happen.

lol remember when a few days ago the courts temporarily lost track of him because he submitted a false address

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

im going to jerk off my wiener, op

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

thank you for asking

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
Al Franken gonna make a comeback

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
it’ll be another month of daily 800 point plunges of number until jpow does something even stupider to crank up money printer production

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

elon musk will wear a doge mask at some convention or ted talk or something stupid and it will go from 1 cent to $100 overnight

bird.
Jun 20, 2010

we will experience "market correction"

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

after the market correction which occured roughly a year ago being a small hiccup on the way past 30k I would hazard that the market is far too detached from reality for it to be capable of correction

FormaldehydeSon
Oct 1, 2011

Who had 'Texas becomes uninhabitable'?

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

The BLM protests will start up again but the numbers will be smaller because the succ stopped caring now that Trump's gone. The Democrat mayors of the major cities will quietly have the police round the protesters up and the media won't even report on it.

Whitenoise Poster
Mar 26, 2010

Gamma ray burst

thetan_guy42
Oct 15, 2016

murdera

Lipstick Apathy
Solemaini will be avenged

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Aliens will land and make themselves known, but to the horror of all posadists they will be crabitalists

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





a new hit song with whistling in the chorus

Pingui
Jun 4, 2006

WTF?
In a shocking turn of events there will be murmurings about possibly raising taxes in Texas to pay for the completely busted water/road/electricity infrastructure. In a less shocking turn of events a bipartisan compromise decides that public utilities are a personal responsibility, after the wealthy counties have had theirs fixed on the public dime.

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

Either the President will say the gamer word or some big republican will say the fourteen words.

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

The Dutch elections go badly, Geert Wilders storms The Hague but gets torn apart and cannibalized by counter protestors

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
North Korea announces a space program

Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!
Joe will have a heart attack. Kamala will rush to wherever John Roberts is only to find out that it was just indigestion

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


Chipotle is going to e coli a bunch of people again

Austin will have a cryptosporidium outbreak thanks to all the melting snow and ice washing poo poo into the water supply

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

truamp

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

he does something

Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

The USDAs March numbers look.. not good

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Anthony Scaramucci will do something mildly controversial to remind the humans alive in March 2021 that he still exists

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

somehow harris dies, sending the dems into panic mode as they now have to keep joe biden alive for 4 more years

Pingui
Jun 4, 2006

WTF?

Yinlock posted:

somehow harris dies, sending the dems into panic mode as they now have to keep joe biden alive for 4 more years

Why would they panic when it will finally be her turn?

Zybourne Clock
Oct 25, 2011

Poke me.
after turbo-covid shuts down every meat packing plant and drives up the cost of pork, mcdonalds instead buys its meat from the refigerated trailers behind every hospital.

a huge scandal breaks out once the media reports on this.

the fda fines the company ten dollars and fifteen cents, a sentence later overturned by the supreme court

donoteat
Sep 13, 2011

Loot at all this bullshit.
Who lets something like this happen?
meteor

Backcountry
Jan 16, 2009

New vaccine resistant and far deadlier Covid strain + schools re-opening = mass death by end of March.

This will also crash the economy

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

Zybourne Clock posted:

after turbo-covid shuts down every meat packing plant and drives up the cost of pork, mcdonalds instead buys its meat from the refigerated trailers behind every hospital.

a huge scandal breaks out once the media reports on this.

the fda fines the company ten dollars and fifteen cents, a sentence later overturned by the supreme court

mcdonalds quarter pounder of covid victim with cheese proves to be an effective vaccine against turbo-turbo covid. as an apology for the fda fine a new law is passed forcing all poor people into slavery for mcdonalds. that happens in august though

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

The Oldest Man posted:

It's going to be something that feels like it's The Thing like Biden dying of megacovid and everyone will freak out but that's just the Austrian duke getting shot; the real Thing is that a week or so later rich people realize that the entire moneyprinting apparatus is going to hang up due to a bunch of procedural bullshit and Trump judges paralyzing the executive, resulting in the largest stock market crash in American history.

god imagine the content

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply