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The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020
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something just totally inane that causes mass panic and rioting. like a beef processing plant getting shut down for e coli and 'merica burning to the ground because there are no hamberders

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The Voice of Labor
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after the market correction which occured roughly a year ago being a small hiccup on the way past 30k I would hazard that the market is far too detached from reality for it to be capable of correction

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Zybourne Clock posted:

after turbo-covid shuts down every meat packing plant and drives up the cost of pork, mcdonalds instead buys its meat from the refigerated trailers behind every hospital.

a huge scandal breaks out once the media reports on this.

the fda fines the company ten dollars and fifteen cents, a sentence later overturned by the supreme court

mcdonalds quarter pounder of covid victim with cheese proves to be an effective vaccine against turbo-turbo covid. as an apology for the fda fine a new law is passed forcing all poor people into slavery for mcdonalds. that happens in august though

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Monowhatever posted:

This a one is a good one, i could easily see the Dems tossing transgendered people aside like the metoo movement.

In March joe biden will do a mission accomplished address to the nation and declare covid beat

I'm not real sure the trans bloc is just numerically large enough for anyone holding office at a national level to give a gently caress

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nuclear war would require too much functional infrastructure

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