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biosterous

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Eating hot air

listening to the latest announcement from [$POLITICIAN], amirite?

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# ? Feb 16, 2021 15:30

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Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Turning up the thermostat (have not tried this one yet)

This doesn't work but it does make your dad yell at you.

# ? Feb 16, 2021 16:09

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Took the door off of the tumble dryer, running it on SANITIZE while rolling around inside it.

# ? Feb 16, 2021 16:12

Heather Papps: hello friend

make sure to keep the oven door open a crack, for air

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# ? Feb 16, 2021 17:53

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Exist only in a hot shower

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# ? Feb 16, 2021 18:00

cruft

Move to Venus

# ? Feb 16, 2021 19:49

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Fart under all the blankets on the bed so when your partner gets into bed they're toasty warm.

# ? Feb 16, 2021 19:56

cruft

Fart under all the blankets and then light a match

# ? Feb 16, 2021 20:09

Escape From Noise

Release a pop song in the hopes of making it on the hot 100

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 20:26 on Feb 16, 2021

# ? Feb 16, 2021 20:14

cruft

Play hunt the thimble, but once you see it, approach as slowly as possible.

# ? Feb 16, 2021 20:20

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

turn on all those incandescent bulbs you've been hoarding in your prepper bunker

# ? Feb 16, 2021 20:26

Heather Papps: hello friend

a stolen blanket is doubly warm

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# ? Feb 16, 2021 20:58

cruft

Snuggle up to a fist sized chunk of Uranium-235.

# ? Feb 16, 2021 21:02

Macnult

meditate on a hotter, happier time when you were surrounded by sexy boats at the annual boat show

# ? Feb 16, 2021 21:20

cruft

Channel your disappointment into anger, until you are steaming mad.

# ? Feb 16, 2021 21:31

cruft

Consider not being so cold.

# ? Feb 16, 2021 21:31

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Have you tried just pulling yourself up by your snowboot straps?

# ? Feb 16, 2021 21:32

Jaguars!

I've heard Jim Morrison has a fire, if you've got a light.

# ? Feb 16, 2021 21:35

Heather Papps: hello friend

Teddy Thunders posted:

Have you tried just pulling yourself up by your snowboot straps?

when i was yer age i rubbed my body with sandpaper gloves to keep warm, and i liked it

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# ? Feb 17, 2021 00:16

biosterous

think about the snail

gets u hot under the collar

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# ? Feb 17, 2021 01:29

xcheopis

Playing Hot & Cold and pacing the area you were told was hot hot like the sun

# ? Feb 17, 2021 01:38

nut

run stick on your leg it�s called a bo

# ? Feb 17, 2021 01:40

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

stand a safe distance away from an absurdly large fire

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# ? Feb 17, 2021 03:19

Escape From Noise

1. Eat a lot of beans, cabbage, or protein powder.

2. Fart into your blankets

# ? Feb 17, 2021 03:24

xcheopis

Offer to foster an entire shelter's worth of cats

# ? Feb 17, 2021 03:35

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

they say you lose 90% of your body heat from your head so if you have a warm enough hat you can be naked in any weather

# ? Feb 17, 2021 04:24

posting smiling

City of Glompton posted:

open up the lava lamp n drink it

that's what saint bernards are carrying in their little barrels

# ? Feb 17, 2021 04:35

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Replace your transistors with vacuum tubes

# ? Feb 17, 2021 04:36

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Use a Plutonium-238 radioisotope thermoelectric generator.
Mind the alpha rays, though.

# ? Feb 17, 2021 04:57

cruft

Walk around town on mile-long stilts so you can be closer to the sun.

# ? Feb 17, 2021 05:03

xcheopis

Shoot arrows at the sun until it falls on you

# ? Feb 17, 2021 05:06

cruft

Plan a voyage... To the center of the earth!

# ? Feb 17, 2021 05:15

cruft

Assuming you are an ideal gas, you have four options:

Increase pressure
Decrease volume
Increase the amount of yourself
Decrease the constant. You know the one.

# ? Feb 17, 2021 05:21

xcheopis

cruft posted:

Assuming you are an ideal gas, you have four options:

Increase pressure

Decrease volume

Increase the amount of yourself

Decrease the constant. You know the one.

Planck! We meet again! :argh:

# ? Feb 17, 2021 05:27

alnilam

xcheopis posted:

Planck! We meet again!

I believe you are looking for Dr Boltzmann and I have some bad news for you

# ? Feb 17, 2021 07:11

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Face God and walk backwards into hell.

# ? Feb 17, 2021 08:54

nut

spin faster

# ? Feb 17, 2021 13:56

cruft

Release organic gasses into the atmosphere. Methane will have a bigger effect but doesn't last as long as carbon dioxide. The carbon bonds will become excited when hit by solar radiation, storing heat in the atmosphere and making sure you stay warm on a planetary scale!

# ? Feb 17, 2021 14:49

Heather Papps: hello friend

generally a strong feeling of shame will cause my body temperature to increase a few degrees. try doing a bad thing, or have someone pretend you hurt their feelings?

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# ? Feb 17, 2021 16:28

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nut

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