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May 15, 2024 00:22
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Fart under all the blankets and then light a match
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Feb 16, 2021 20:09
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Play hunt the thimble, but once you see it, approach as slowly as possible.
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Feb 16, 2021 20:20
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Snuggle up to a fist sized chunk of Uranium-235.
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Feb 16, 2021 21:02
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Channel your disappointment into anger, until you are steaming mad.
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Feb 16, 2021 21:31
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Consider not being so cold.
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Feb 16, 2021 21:31
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Walk around town on mile-long stilts so you can be closer to the sun.
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Feb 17, 2021 05:03
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Plan a voyage... To the center of the earth!
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Feb 17, 2021 05:15
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Assuming you are an ideal gas, you have four options:
- Increase pressure
- Decrease volume
- Increase the amount of yourself
- Decrease the constant. You know the one.
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Feb 17, 2021 05:21
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Release organic gasses into the atmosphere. Methane will have a bigger effect but doesn't last as long as carbon dioxide. The carbon bonds will become excited when hit by solar radiation, storing heat in the atmosphere and making sure you stay warm on a planetary scale!
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Feb 17, 2021 14:49
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May 15, 2024 00:22
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Temperature is all relative. Lower your expectations for normal body temperature until the ambient temperature feels warm to you.
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