The Sensual Art of Posting

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Escape From Noise

Mmmmmmm! Hello and welcome to my most sensuous thread! Here we will be discussing the sensual and lusty art of posting threads on an online message board. A true buffet for the senses! Please, come in and stay a while. Share some advice. Take a little something in

# ? Feb 18, 2021 03:44

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# ? May 1, 2024 20:55

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

mods pls change my username to lil tease :weiner:

# ? Feb 18, 2021 03:50

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

posting with my cruddy little feet

-sig by Manifisto! goblin by Khanstant! News and possum by deep dish peat moss!

# ? Feb 18, 2021 04:08

Escape From Noise

Here's a tip: sprinkle rose petals on your keyboard before posting. :biglips:

# ? Feb 18, 2021 04:34

google THIS

♫ You can leave your sig on ♫

# ? Feb 18, 2021 04:50

1000 Sweaty Rikers

I put on a nice cologne before postiing to help set the mood

# ? Feb 18, 2021 07:49

Goons Are Gifts

google THIS posted:

♫ You can leave your sig on ♫

# ? Feb 18, 2021 09:57

Heather Papps: hello friend

wow a chocolate dipped keyboard you shouldn't have

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 18, 2021 18:40

Macnult

gonna post by typing with my juicy dumper

# ? Feb 18, 2021 19:11

Macnult

update: accidentally closed my browser window three times, and then the fourth time i turned around and saw this:

# ? Feb 18, 2021 19:13

FutonForensic

Macnult posted:

update: accidentally closed my browser window three times, and then the fourth time i turned around and saw this:

ooo u nasty

# ? Feb 18, 2021 21:33

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Posting in nothing but a cloud of farts

# ? Feb 18, 2021 23:40

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Oh my...I am... titillated

# ? Feb 19, 2021 00:45

nut

secretly adding a single space to my empty quotes

# ? Feb 19, 2021 01:09

GATOS Y VATOS

*tickles keyboard with an ostrich feather*

# ? Feb 19, 2021 01:53

google THIS

The Kama Shitpost

# ? Feb 19, 2021 02:46

Manifisto

provocatively draping a slice of deli cheese over my mouse so it's got edible underwear

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Feb 19, 2021 20:06

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Pretty Posting Pictures of Potties and Penises

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# ? Feb 19, 2021 20:39

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

Don't tell, but I'm posting one handed :ssh:

# ? Feb 19, 2021 20:39

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

stroking my keys

# ? Feb 19, 2021 22:45

biosterous

tantric

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Feb 19, 2021 22:57

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

dipping a post in melted chocolate and gently rubbing it all over the carpet

-sig by Manifisto! goblin by Khanstant! News and possum by deep dish peat moss!

# ? Feb 19, 2021 23:00

google THIS

# ? Feb 19, 2021 23:23

Manifisto

google THIS posted:

lol

okay friends it's time to break out the posting lube

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Feb 20, 2021 00:25

Escape From Noise

Sitting down to my posting station completely nude and covered in honey.

# ? Feb 20, 2021 00:37

Manifisto

I happen to know a tailor who make silk robes in turquoise and periwinkle, they feel ultra luxurious on naked skin iykwim :wink:

perfect to wear while you smoke weed from your vintage tobacco pipe and play the lounge remix of the byob reggae on your hi-fi system while sprawling on a bearskin rug in front of a roaring fire in your bachelor pad

to put you in the posting mood

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Feb 20, 2021 01:58