My apartment building is infested with Pussy Bois

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TacticalHoodie: May 7, 2007

They keep putting notes on my car and on my door passive aggressively about issues that are not really a problem but more based on their own entitlement. Anyone have some tips and tricks to deal with them?

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Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Provide scans of the notes so we can plan further

# ? Feb 18, 2021 17:15

Zippy the Bummer: Dec 14, 2008; Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

kill them

# ? Feb 18, 2021 17:17

RepeatingMeme: Dec 27, 2012; this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

wth is a pussy boi

# ? Feb 18, 2021 17:17

Lord Decimus Barnacle: Jun 25, 2005; Hell Gem

I wanna see the notes

# ? Feb 18, 2021 17:18

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

in before it turns out OP is some nightmarishly bad neighbor

# ? Feb 18, 2021 17:18

Pontificating Ass: Aug 2, 2002; What Doth Life?

buy a gun

# ? Feb 18, 2021 17:18

hemale in pain: Jun 5, 2010

are the notes stuff like "it smells like something died in your flat" and "please dont park in this disabled space"

# ? Feb 18, 2021 17:19

Noblesse Obliged: Apr 7, 2012

Post the notes

# ? Feb 18, 2021 17:21

gleebster: Dec 16, 2006; Only a howler; Pillbug

What kind of person is so intimidated by notes that retaliation becomes desirable?

# ? Feb 18, 2021 17:22

TacticalHoodie: May 7, 2007

https://i.imgur.com/P4tjqMF.png

For context we don�t have assigned parking and the parking lot was plowed out. There isn�t even lines you have to just guess.

# ? Feb 18, 2021 17:22

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

give 'em the 'ol flaming paper bag filled with dog poop.

alternatively, skip the middle man and poo poo directly on them.

# ? Feb 18, 2021 17:23

Noblesse Obliged: Apr 7, 2012

Get them an account and let�s hash this out with posting

# ? Feb 18, 2021 17:24

Les Os: Mar 29, 2010

feed them kibble and treats

# ? Feb 18, 2021 17:25

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

thought you meant "catboys" but no

# ? Feb 18, 2021 17:26

RepeatingMeme: Dec 27, 2012; this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

You seem like a real rear end in a top hat op, maybe try being a better neighbor

# ? Feb 18, 2021 17:26

Flayer: Sep 13, 2003; by Fluffdaddy; Buglord

TacticalHoodie posted:

https://i.imgur.com/P4tjqMF.png

For context we don�t have assigned parking and the parking lot was plowed out. There isn�t even lines you have to just guess.

I'm guessing you never played Tetris?

# ? Feb 18, 2021 17:26

TacticalHoodie: May 7, 2007

Noblesse Obliged posted:

Get them an account and let�s hash this out with posting

I wanted to assert my dominance by yelling in the parking lot this morning for the cowards to face me via trail by combat. I got my green belt in Tae Kwon Do and I did my ring fit last night so I could have won.

Also as a bonus they also threw all my clothes out the washer mid cycle because I remove their clothes from the drum after they sat there for a hour.

# ? Feb 18, 2021 17:28

Bloopsy: Jun 1, 2006; you have been visited by the Tasty Garlic Bread. you will be blessed by having good Garlic Bread in your life time, but only if you comment "ty garlic bread" in the thread below

Lol so because your neighbors don't want to continually see your spread asscheeks pressed against your window that makes them "entitled?"

# ? Feb 18, 2021 17:30

TacticalHoodie: May 7, 2007

Bloopsy posted:

Lol so because your neighbors don't want to continually see your spread asscheeks pressed against your window that makes them "entitled?"

My rear end is beautiful.

# ? Feb 18, 2021 17:32

RepeatingMeme: Dec 27, 2012; this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

Sorry op youre in the wrong here still. Go knock on their door and kiss them on the lips to make up

# ? Feb 18, 2021 17:33

TacticalHoodie: May 7, 2007

HOMO ERECTUS posted:

Sorry op youre in the wrong here still. Go knock on their door and kiss them on the lips to make up

Should I make some cookies too? I do make some great cookies.

# ? Feb 18, 2021 17:35

RepeatingMeme: Dec 27, 2012; this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

TacticalHoodie posted:

Should I make some cookies too? I do make some great cookies.

You havent already been making your neighbors baked goods this whole time?

The situation is worse than i thought

# ? Feb 18, 2021 17:39

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

HOMO ERECTUS posted:

You havent already been making your neighbors baked goods this whole time?

The situation is worse than i thought

bet OP forgot about Steak And Blowjob For Your Neighbors Day too

# ? Feb 18, 2021 17:40

TacticalHoodie: May 7, 2007

Aardvark! posted:

bet OP forgot about Steak And Blowjob For Your Neighbors Day too

I am a bad neighbour! How do I fix this situation so I can be a better neighbour in the hellscape that is Atlantic Canada?

# ? Feb 18, 2021 17:43

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

TacticalHoodie posted:

I am a bad neighbour! How do I fix this situation so I can be a better neighbour in the hellscape that is Atlantic Canada?

Stop doing bad neighbor things? :shrug:

# ? Feb 18, 2021 17:45

Ventral EggSac: Dec 3, 2019

TacticalHoodie posted:

I am a bad neighbour! How do I fix this situation so I can be a better neighbour in the hellscape that is Atlantic Canada?

Drill a gloryhole in the shared wall

# ? Feb 18, 2021 17:46

TacticalHoodie: May 7, 2007

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Stop doing bad neighbor things?

But I grew up in the country where I could piss off the deck without some bylaw officer yelling at me to not do that. To run into other peoples property because their property line tag was buried and no one cares. I move to the city and all I get is rules all the time. It�s totally not fair I am the victim!

# ? Feb 18, 2021 17:48

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

Next time they go to work, shovel half of the snow back on to the spot they cleared before parking next to it. This shows you're willing to Compromise and Meet In The Middle.

# ? Feb 18, 2021 17:51

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

ejaculate firmly but politely into the exhaust pipe of their car

# ? Feb 18, 2021 18:03

Horace Kinch: Aug 15, 2007

Go door to door, spray cum all over it, ring the doorbell, and run. The old nut & bolt gets them every time.

# ? Feb 18, 2021 18:05

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

My downstairs neighbor has become a real pussy boi after I started practicing the timpani

# ? Feb 18, 2021 18:24

Do it ironically: Jul 13, 2010; by Pragmatica

Nothing more satisfying then leaving an anonymous passive aggressive note for someone to read, extra points if you can secretly watch them discover it

# ? Feb 18, 2021 18:26

a mysterious cloak: Apr 5, 2003; Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!

TacticalHoodie posted:

They keep putting notes on my car and on my door passive aggressively

# ? Feb 18, 2021 18:28

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Aardvark! posted:

in before it turns out OP is some nightmarishly bad neighbor

# ? Feb 18, 2021 18:29

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

TacticalHoodie posted:

I am a bad neighbour! How do I fix this situation so I can be a better neighbour in the hellscape that is Atlantic Canada?

Move to Ontario where being a bad neighbour is expected, and indeed, good neighbours are viewed with the utmost suspicion

# ? Feb 18, 2021 18:29

Best Bi Geek Squid: Mar 25, 2016

pussy Bois are the best sort of Bois

# ? Feb 18, 2021 18:31

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

TacticalHoodie posted:

I wanted to assert my dominance by yelling in the parking lot this morning for the cowards to face me via trail by combat. I got my green belt in Tae Kwon Do and I did my ring fit last night so I could have won.

Also as a bonus they also threw all my clothes out the washer mid cycle because I remove their clothes from the drum after they sat there for a hour.

Removing stuff after it's done is OK, especially if it's been sitting for a while. Removing stuff mid-cycle is a total dick move, trying to establish dominance. Wait until St. Patrick's Day, then pour some green RIT dye in the washer with their laundry load. Bonus if you use string to create tie dye patterns in the laundry.

# ? Feb 18, 2021 18:39

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

TacticalHoodie posted:

https://i.imgur.com/P4tjqMF.png

For context we don�t have assigned parking and the parking lot was plowed out. There isn�t even lines you have to just guess.

No matter how interesting, this is only one note. Please scan the others.

# ? Feb 18, 2021 18:41

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Ventral EggSac: Dec 3, 2019

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

No matter how interesting, this is only one note. Please scan the others.

Yes then we can use Handwriting Identification Methods to determine the real culprit

# ? Feb 18, 2021 18:44

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