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Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

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Hydra lives.

https://twitter.com/thepartytsar/status/1396252229313630210

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Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

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Quantum of Phallus posted:

Doesn’t stop them keeping Jake the Snake, Arn and loads of other old farts on the books so I guess they could have used her as a manager or something.

The last time Kong quit wrestling due to her back problems and agreed to become a manager, GLOW was cancelled.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

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Call him Mr. Black. Then he can dress Hangman up like Doink and drive Darby to his breaking point.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

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Silver Ant became just another bug on the windshield.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

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Lid posted:

holy poo poo



"Cage here."

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

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VKM is also probably the unsaid explanation for why Road Dogg was forced to host Are You Serious.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

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Vagabundo posted:

Josh Matthews kayfabe having no idea that he ever got possessed by the Undertaker was quite funny, being all like "when did that happen!? Why didn't anyone tell me!?"

One of my favorite bits was them watching a segment featuring Dr. David Schultz.

Josh: Who's that guy?

Road Dogg: Dr. David Schultz.

Josh: Oh. What's he known for?

Road Dogg: ......I'll tell you later.

Jerusalem posted:

Then they fired like 2/3rds of the people who they had already filmed for appearances in season 3 :doh:

Reminds me of Daniel Bryan's "RELEASE THE BEAR!" campaign because they filmed a mockumentary about his rivalry with Hornswoggle in a bear costume, but refused to ever show it because Hornswoggle was no longer with the company.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

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Variant detected. Erase the timeline.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

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I like the guy with the sunglasses who's over with the internet for putting his hands in his pockets.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

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Seams posted:



honestly v. sad.

Naptown Dragons

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

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forkboy84 posted:

Because he gave the secret of the Chikara Special to the rudos in his Equinox days?

No, that was Shane Storm. Equinox was the guy who got screwed over by it.

Though everyone still hated him because he turned out to be just a white dude pretending to be a luchador in order to get booked instead of just graduating from the Wrestle Factory.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

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Vince MechMahon posted:

Iconics with one I would be funnier.

Iconcs?

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

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Dimebags Brain posted:

The Dragon Gate six man at Supercard of Honor got “please don’t stop” chants I don’t know if there are any earlier chants though.

It probably doesn't predate that show, but I remember an 8-man comedy tag match at King of Trios 2012 getting "PLEASE DON'T END!" towards the end, right after they did a game of Duck Duck Goose in the middle of the ring.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

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Gumball Gumption posted:

The world has two kinds of people, some people are Goofy and some people are Max.

Reminds me of the "I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS!" scene from Up. The kids watching are angry at the old man for letting the bird get captured while the adults wish they could punch that kid in the face.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

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Boy, you said it, Chewie.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

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For some reason I need to see Taz dressed like this in No Mercy.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

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Broken Condom Matt Hardy

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

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In a post-Chikara world, I'm enjoying the tweet sub-genre of "talent opening up about Quack loving them over."

https://twitter.com/JoeSposto/status/1433430376634929152

https://twitter.com/JoeSposto/status/1433432106302988290

https://twitter.com/ThatOlJukeJoint/status/1432368226340573185

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

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https://twitter.com/juicefreak247/status/1438609876553453573

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

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"Everyone knows what that is."

From the guy who gave us the gimmick of "tag team of evil businessmen from a Dickins novel who cough a lot."

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

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stab posted:

The mere thought of Giant Tiger in a Chikara ring is :psyduck:

Danshoku Dino was at King of Trios once. How much worse would Giant Tiger have been?

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

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El Gallinero Gros posted:

Imagine Hook in WWE.

Bursts out of an orange egg as the Gobbledyhooker.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

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edogawa rando posted:

Marmalade is a spread for assholes.

Yeah, you heard me.

So like Mike Honcho?

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

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But John Silver needs a bowl.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

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MassRafTer posted:

Love every two weeks when a wrestler admits he never heard kids talk Nintendo vs Sega, never hears adults talk Ford vs Chevy, never listens to commercials telling him what the #1 movie, car, book, whatever in America are.

No, wrestling fans are the only ones who care about what sells more.

Also the whole Cola Wars thing.

https://twitter.com/The305MVP/status/1448718796575870979

Loser Hunter, Wednesday War! I can't take it anymore!

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

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Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

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Aw, the accounts appear to be suspended. I wanted to see what they were tweeting.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

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KungFu Grip posted:

crypto poo poo

Ice Cream Jr. is now Mr. NF Softee.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

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I like how Eddie's story and success comes off as the first Rocky translated into the inner workings of wrestling.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

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Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

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Poor kid. One day he's going to find out that his girlfriend was murdered by her father and people are going to give him poo poo for getting mad about it.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

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flashy_mcflash posted:

I know Cody's cancelled but I don't see him murdering Liberty Prime.

Cody stands in the ruins of Daily's Place, talking about how it was once a paradise until overpopulation took its toll. He was excommunicated from his people after bringing to them a just and fair solution: "Let me book my weird poo poo and pay me as a top face."

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

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Tony looks like he's wondering what he got himself into.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

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For fans of the Sci-Fi Channel era of MST3K.

https://twitter.com/BillCorbett/status/1496670777592238083

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

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He says this about Tim Donst every hour on the hour.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

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kdrudy posted:

Let me tell you about baking a pretty cake...

WHAT?!

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

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"Puberty Love" plays over the speakers as a soldier runs to the ring, dragging an open parachute behind him.

"Good God! That's Wilbur Finletter's music!"

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

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CombineThresher posted:

Isn't he a sex creep too?

When Speaking Out happened, someone mentioned him boasting about sleeping with an underage fan. Then he completely vanished from social media and wrestling in general, so yeah.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

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Edge & Christian posted:

This got me curious, so here's everyone who has had Wrestlemania main event wins, unlike Cody Rhodes:

Hulk Hogan, Mister T, Randy Savage, Ultimate Warrior, Bret Hart, Lawrence Taylor, Shawn Michaels, Steve Austin, Triple H, Brock Lesnar, Chris Benoit, Batista, John Cena, The Miz, Daniel Bryan, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns, Becky Lynch, Drew McIntyre, Bianca Belair*, Kevin Owens*, and Sami Zayn*

* - only won a Night 1 Main Event.

Fewer than twenty people have won the final match of a Wrestlemania weekend, and one of them is The Miz.

You forgot the Undertaker.

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Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

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Eat My Fuc posted:

Post the list of everyone who ever lost one i’m sure it’s all Jobbers and no hall of famers at all.

Roddy Piper, Paul Orndorff, King Kong Bundy, Andre the Giant, Ted Dibiase, Randy Savage, Hulk Hogan, Sgt. Slaughter, Sid Justice, Yokozuna, Bam Bam Bigelow, Bret Hart, Shawn Michaels, The Rock, Big Show, Mick Foley, Chris Jericho, Kurt Angle, Triple H, Edge, Randy Orton, John Cena, Batista, Brock Lesnar, Roman Reigns, Ronda Rousey, Charlotte FLair, AJ Styles, Sasha Banks, Daniel Bryan, Kevin Owens, Jey Uso, Jimmy Uso, and Cody Rhodes.

Interestingly enough, Austin's never lost in the main event. Only the undercard.

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