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Halloween Liker posted:Please stop this This guy is a spider, do not trust what he says.
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Halloween Liker posted:Please stop this Why in the absolute gently caress would you include coyotes on that list, especially when you have dingos.
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Mar 5, 2021 18:19
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Icochet posted:My john plant died of flatus So did Luxemburg
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Mar 5, 2021 18:20
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Halloween Liker posted:Please stop this Sir, this is a Macca's
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Mar 5, 2021 18:33
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Halloween Liker posted:
The fauna in Australia is not content to be universally deadly, now they're starting an internet disinformation campaign.
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Mar 5, 2021 18:41
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Halloween Liker posted:Please stop this 
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Mar 5, 2021 18:42
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gently caress SNEEP posted:wtf bear grylls went all the way to australia to drink this guys piss? during covid?? thats hosed up
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Mar 5, 2021 18:44
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Imo the states got yankees which are quite more dangerous to most people, australians are just annoying. Both of these counts as fauna.
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Mar 5, 2021 18:50
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:thats hosed up Yeah he peer pressured Les Stroud into drinking the piss too
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Mar 5, 2021 18:58
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Australia has that rear end-burrowing beetle that hangs from your taint and swears that it won't burrow in your rear end, cmon guy i'll just hang from your taint for a few weeks, just until i find my own place. But as soon as you're distracted it burrows in your rear end and your insurance won't cover the extraction because you let it hang from your taint
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Mar 5, 2021 19:02
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Halloween Liker posted:The Australia is dangerous thing is such a sad overwrought lie Well don't ignore the ocean. The creatures that dwell off the coasts of Australia are so deadly that not even Steve Irwin himself could escape their treachery.
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Imagine genuinely losing your child to wild animals and having the pre-eminent comedy TV show at the time make fun of you for it I think the furor from North Americans about Australian wildlife is because it's mostly relatively small and venomous. I mean, we've got black widow and recluse spiders and several varieties of venomous snake too, but we largely don't have to shake out our shoes before we put them on, or check the shitter for bitey friends. Meanwhile our carnivorous megafauna pretty much prefers to stay away from the cities where most people live. Plenty of people will go their entire life without knowing anyone who's even seen a bear or a cougar outside the zoo. Coyotes will live in a city no problem, but they'll go for your cat long before they'll go for your kid, and there's been precisely one adult on the entire continent that we know to have died by coyote. If a bear or cougar walks into my city it makes the news. Wolves are real shy, they don't do cities at all. I don't know what it's like in South America but I learned last year that jaguars are the big cat least likely to attack humans, it's like they just didn't evolve around us long enough to see us as prey like the old world big cats. (Not an issue cougars have, though... but technically they're not big cats, they're the biggest small cat.)
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Mar 5, 2021 19:08
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Halloween Liker posted:Please stop this I’m not saying Australia is particularly dangerous just that it’s mostly wilderness which it totally is. The populated areas of oz are a tiny strip around the edge. The middle is just bush and desert
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Mar 5, 2021 20:13
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Gasmask posted:The middle is just bush and desert Turn your monitor on and put some clothes on
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Mar 5, 2021 20:16
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“Nah mate it’s not fair to say Australia is a vast featureless wilderness. Why, around here we’ve got Wogga Wogga, Berniestoun, and Bigfoot Station. That’s a total population of over 70 people right there, mate.”
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"We have great white sharks and crocodiles, plus some Aussie-exclusive smaller critters that will sting or bite you with extremely painful and lethal venom, but we're totes not as dangerous as the US or Europe I swear" - a blue-ringed octopus or box jellyfish probably
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Mar 5, 2021 20:27
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Woof Blitzer posted:This guy is a spider, do not trust what he says. Nah he's one of them trees that make you kill yourself.
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Mar 5, 2021 20:34
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When was the last time a wolf stole your baby though
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Mar 6, 2021 01:05
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If people dressed as wolves count, Tuesday
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Mar 6, 2021 05:45
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Telsa Cola posted:Why in the absolute gently caress would you include coyotes on that list, especially when you have dingos. They only eat babies left unattended in tents.
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Mar 6, 2021 06:25
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Admittedly the US is more dangerous because of the guns. But if that were the same everywhere, the roos would be armed and that’s game over
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Mar 6, 2021 06:49
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:he's working on a show, op Good for him.
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Mar 6, 2021 07:28
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I saw his book in a shop once, I think it was pretty much just simple step by step instructions for building stuff with screens from his videos as guides. I tried to buy it later and I could never find it anywhere. Anyway he lives in far North Queensland which really is like, 99% inhospitable wilderness full of horrible poo poo that wants to kill you so I dunno why that other dude's complaining. But it's nice cos you at least know there's no giant crocodiles when you're in the rainforest. Radical 90s Wizard fucked around with this message at 10:07 on Mar 6, 2021 |
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Mar 6, 2021 08:47
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you think he does a Neolithic version of whatever a bush doof is
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Mar 6, 2021 09:02
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:he's working on a show, op Further update: https://www.reddit.com/r/PrimitiveTechnology/comments/lfsq04/a_new_update_on_primitive_technology_and_johns/ Sounds unlikely the show is going ahead.
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Mar 6, 2021 10:23
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People sort of lost interest once he single handily teched into the bronze age
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Mar 6, 2021 10:53
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Halloween Liker posted:Please stop this
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Mar 6, 2021 12:00
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I’m all for the “Australia is full of dangerous animals” stereotype, it helps keep the Americans out
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Mar 6, 2021 12:22
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Halloween Liker posted:Please stop this cry more yes your blistering hot, comically sparsely populated, absurdly vast wilderness is not dangerous at all, it takes like at least a few hours to die on a summers morning
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Mar 6, 2021 12:25
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Icochet posted:Australia has that rear end-burrowing beetle that hangs from your taint and swears that it won't burrow in your rear end, cmon guy i'll just hang from your taint for a few weeks, just until i find my own place. But as soon as you're distracted it burrows in your rear end and your insurance won't cover the extraction because you let it hang from your taint ciggy butt braain ciggy butt braaaiiin
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Visible Stink posted:I’m all for the “Australia is full of dangerous animals” stereotype, it helps keep the Americans out But now how de we keep Australians out of places like Bali?
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Mar 6, 2021 18:20
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Icochet posted:Australia has that rear end-burrowing beetle that hangs from your taint and swears that it won't burrow in your rear end, cmon guy i'll just hang from your taint for a few weeks, just until i find my own place. But as soon as you're distracted it burrows in your rear end and your insurance won't cover the extraction because you let it hang from your taint I thought scott morrison was popular down there.
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PinheadSlim posted:But now how de we keep Australians out of places like Bali? Put cannabis in their surfboard bags at the airport?
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I thought it was the 9000 miles (15000 km), much of it ocean, that was keeping me out of Australia. I'm not a strong swimmer.
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Mar 6, 2021 18:38
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Buncha drongos itt
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:he's working on a show, op whatever as long as he remains shirtless during the tv show
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Mar 6, 2021 18:41
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do you think prim tech guy has some super messed up voice and that's why he avoids making any sounds in his videos? i bet he sounds like a even worse gilbert godfried. that's probably why they make him live alone in the bush.
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How much does it cost to buy a hectare of australian death-forest that I can play Survivorman in to my heart's content?
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Mar 6, 2021 18:49
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I think you just have to claim it by killing whoever owns it or the largest pile of dingo spiders
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you have to trick the current owner into lending you his cig lighter
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