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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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https://twitter.com/Mariners/status/1367959343556005888?s=19

Hell yeah

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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https://twitter.com/JoeTrezz/status/1368338867510775809

Well, uh, it appears the year off for Felix didn't give him any velocity back...

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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Ichiro was incredibly grim about his post baseball life in interviews joking "I'll probably just die" which sounded kind of funny but when you realize he was hazed at a young age to live and breathe baseball it doesn't really sound funny anymore :(

seiferguy
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I would be fine going to a game once vaxxed up and it was limited seating.

I think the Mariners are the only team that hasn't announced seating plans yet, which sounds like is more based on King County / City of Seattle stuff.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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Man, Felix might be bad enough to not make the Orioles' roster now :(

seiferguy
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more falafel please posted:

Seattle looks like it may be the best of the retractable roof parks, but in general retractable roofs look like poo poo, at least Milwaukee and Houston do.

Seattle's functions more like an Umbrella than a roof, so even when closed it still feels like you're outside.

I haven't been to a lot of stadiums yet, but overall my experience has been T-Mobile Park has been the best. Just an overall comfortable experience, a lot of food places inside to choose from, semi-decent entertainment between innings, and good places to eat around the area.

It's still hard to beat the Nagoya Dome's burger, beer and fries for 1000 yen though!

seiferguy
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Inspector_666 posted:

I absolutely love the layout of that stadium. The way the bullpens are built into the concourse rules so hard.

That actually wasn't the original design. They modified that a few years back when they decided to turn that entire area into a 21+ area so they could serve hard alcohol.

The pitchers absolutely hate it though :v:

seiferguy
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https://twitter.com/BizballMaury/status/1370430399931817991

The Mariners own 71% of ROOT sports. They're about to get a fuckton more $$$ from their TV deal.

seiferguy
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Decided to look up how much it would cost for me to "legally" watch the Mariners.

So, I live in a condo that has an exclusive agreement with Wave cable. That means no Comcast, no Dish / DirecTV, etc.

Let's check streaming providers... so far AT&T is the only one signed with Root, and that's in their Choice package that runs $85 a month. It includes a bunch of other channels I would never watch.

How much does Wave cable cost? Well, it's in their "expanded content" pass, so I'd have to pay $35/mo for the base cable package, then on top of that $75 for the expanded content package, which puts me at $100/month to watch them.

There's no other way to do it, lmao a loving racket.

seiferguy
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I could have sworn Jerry Seinfeld had a spring training at-bat for the Yankees or Mets awhile back. But googling it is coming up with nothing, so maybe I was confusing him with Billy Crystal.

seiferguy
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Shiroc posted:

If only Felix had played for a semi competent team and didn't need to be perfect in every game. Less high stress miles on that arm and he could have probably kept going for many more years.

Given everything I read about Felix he basically put 110% into his pitching no matter the scenario which is probably why he flamed out quicker than we would have liked :smith:

seiferguy
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I have to remind myself which garbage player Jack Z traded John Jaso for.

It was Mike Morse, wasn't it?

seiferguy
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Nah, that's who we got John Jaso for (a great trade in hindsight!), then we turned around and traded him for Morse.

seiferguy
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Also, it's a bit late but I finally got around to hanging this up in my office:



Re-reading about that failed suicide squeeze, I forgot Ron Washington got ejected arguing that pitch, as it it called a ball because he thought it was unfathomable that a batter would pull the bat back like that lmao

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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https://twitter.com/jjcoop36/status/1372260628816101376

Well, uh, okay.

seiferguy
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Mollymauk posted:

Oral history of Randy Johnson obliterating the bird: https://theathletic.com/2460325/

That truly is one of the weirdest things to ever happen in baseball. Randy choosing not to take part in it seems weird, especially given this is his logo for his photography company:

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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My girlfriend said the place she's experienced the most racism has been Florida so yup this tracks.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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lmao

https://twitter.com/EvanPetzold/status/1375909391686369280

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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https://twitter.com/JonHeyman/status/1376509338106392576?s=19

Guess Felix ain't playing this season either :(

seiferguy
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Mustached Demon posted:

In non-pandemic times, they should give out tickets to Seattle area t mobile customers instead.

T-Mobile customers got "special deals" or something in 2019. I forget what they were but they weren't anything special.

Anyway, I signed up for mlb.tv but it seems to only work on mobile devices? I'm still getting the lock symbol when I try to watch on my browser.

seiferguy
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MLB could have implemented a system where each team could get a vaccine day and get 2 days off before going on a road trip or something to allow players to get it and recover from the arm soreness/other side effects. Or stagger your doses so not every player is playing with a sore arm at once (this is really easy to do for starting pitchers!). There's tons of ways to make it work.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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Unrelated to vaccine posting but since people were talking about MLB blackouts earlier: if any of you have family members with cable / satellite TV packages that contain your RSN that shows your team, if you get their sign in you can watch your team on MLB.tv without having to use a VPN.

Its cumbersome and when I used it last it didn't save the password for future use so I had to re-enter it each time but it's better than nothing!

seiferguy
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bawfuls posted:

Where does it give the option to enter tv subscriber credentials? I can't seem to find it anywhere on mlb.com or mlb.tv

You have to do it at gametime, iirc. Basically you select your feed, it'll say that you're in a blackout zone and somewhere at that point you can put in the credentials. I did it last season so I can't remember exactly how I did it but I know it's extremely counter-intuitive.

seiferguy
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Inspector_666 posted:

If you have a local TV login and are in the blackout zone, your provider probably has a first-party streaming service too, which may be easier.

I'll have to give that a shot. It's just annoying that most streaming devices don't have the directv app. But I can work around it by chromecasting it from my PC.

seiferguy
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FlamingLiberal posted:

Does anyone know when Dee Gordon decided to start officially going by Dee Strange-Gordon again? He came up in the minors under that name but I believe played almost all of his MLB career just under Dee Gordon, but all of a sudden I notice that MLB sites have him listed under the longer name again.

Last year: https://www.distractify.com/p/why-did-dee-gordon-change-his-name he did it because Strange is his mom's last name who was murdered by an abusive boyfriend :(

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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Wow I didn't know Eloy died!!!

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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The night ends with an extra innings bases loaded walk off... walk!

seiferguy
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Johnny Bravo posted:

The COVID talk reminded me that I was looking up how Andrelton Simmons did yesterday and found this gem

https://twitter.com/Andrelton/status/1375504270452260869

I knew he had said some anti vax nonsense a while back but c'mon man

He's got a terminal case of brainworms:

https://twitter.com/bmcdev/status/1375510528131440642

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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Powerful 🙏

seiferguy
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Intruder posted:

Chuds are running out of sports to follow

Even NASCAR is off limits now since they banned the confederate flag (unless they walked that back)

They still have... golf??

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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Sports boycotts have worked in the past. Also, the revenue made on an all star weekend is miniscule in the long term especially given that the ASG was gonna take place in a town of 30000 people. And that isn't factoring in the cost of hosting it.

seiferguy
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Also if anyone remembers the last time Coors hosted the ASG it was a very good slugfest:

https://www.baseball-reference.com/allstar/1998-allstar-game.shtml

A-Rod, Roberto Alomar and Bonds hit dingers and there were lots of scoring. I'm all for it again.

seiferguy
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Popete posted:

I would love MLB to point out exactly which rule Castellanos broke.

Made a mockery of a good man's apology by hitting a drive deep to left field and making it a 4-0 ballgame.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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He blatantly threw his elbow at the pitch lol, should have been strike 3.

Edit: here's the play for reference

https://twitter.com/lindseyadler/status/1380259540722126853?s=19

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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https://twitter.com/JonHeyman/status/1380285951944065024

:rip: only 1 1/3 innings this year.

seiferguy
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Next you're gonna tell me he's only 22 years old or something.

seiferguy
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The perfect statline doesn't exi-

https://twitter.com/MLBONFOX/status/1381762004571062278

Hell yeah

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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Aye Doc posted:

who is the dinger king featured in this picture

seiferguy
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https://twitter.com/JoeVeyera/status/1382815279151861761?s=19

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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Granted they're 9-6 now but

https://twitter.com/alexwarneke/status/1383584698857783304?s=19

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