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Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



For the record, the reason Jade Cargill is an ostrich in his latest thumbnail is because her strikes are bad, and because, in Corncob's own words, she kicks like an ostrich.

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Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



Shaq's hand is glowing green because every time he chops Cody, he stares at his hand like it's radioactive.

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



Raeg posted:

The minute I realised that Cornette wasn't the genius booker many proclaimed him to be was when he done a DVD fantasy booking how he would have done the WCW Invasion.

Somehow it was even worse than what we got.

This one is bad even for Corncob.

https://youtu.be/zU2p5CB0nso

He starts off working with the idea that this is a five hour ppv and it gets worse from there.

Hope you’re ready for Undertaker versus Funk and Big Show/Kane versus the Steiner brothers!

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



Miro is going to murder a man.

https://twitter.com/ToBeMiro/status/1370828638392700929?s=20
https://twitter.com/ToBeMiro/status/1370830049994141699?s=20

Vandar fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Mar 13, 2021

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



davidbix posted:

His stuff was gone by the time I saw the post here with the embeds. What did he say?

He was arguing that Cornette didn't call Ford a slut even though there was audio proving it.

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



Seams posted:

For what it's worth (gently caress all) I reported his last tweet for abuse.

He's got me blocked, what did it say?

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



Charlie Haas has now earned his place in the Cornhole.

https://twitter.com/WrestlingMark8/status/1371674152990613506?s=20

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



Who's going to bite the bullet and put up with Corncob for an hour?

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



Eat My Fuc posted:

I did this for you.

Cornette begins by gleefully announcing he's "done it again!', brags about trending on twitter which I doubt is true. He says he wants to have the most people ever blocked on twitter, he stammers "because..it's fun." He is really pathetic. He says Miro threatened him with "either physical or sexual assault, i'm not sure". He spends a lot of time talking about Hannah Barbara cartoons. He uses the term "cum dumpster" then immediately says his head is "not in the gutter" like others. He keeps calling Penelope "Slut". Alright I made it 8 minutes I can't do it anymore.

Thank you for your sacrifice. What you have done here today will not be forgotten.

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



Digital Jedi posted:

Words from a buffoon

Jesus Christ I didn't expect anyone to actually listen to that nonsense. :stare: I kind of feel like we owe you some kind of apology or something.

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?





It never ends.

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



Foley as the WCW rep for the main event is something else, that's for sure.

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

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Gonzo McFee posted:

Corny got worked by a two parter Family Guy episode.

He's not the great mind he's been made out to be by... botchamania using his face to say "That's some dumb booking"

God I had forgotten about the Family Guy bullshit.

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

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Vince MechMahon posted:

I made perfectly clear I was going only by his Twitter account. Other than Dan Ryckert constantly dunking on him I know nothing else about Canseco beyond "played baseball."

I need Dan Ryckert to humiliate Jimmy Corncob now, much in the same way he did so to Canseco.

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



I apologize in advance for this, but I saw this a few minutes ago and I have to share this cursed sight with the rest of you. I can't be the only one with this memory etched into my mind.

I have seen what is quite possibly the worst Jim Cornette video background ever created. I'm going to go ahead and say that this is probably NSFW, and I will apologize in advance for the horror that I am laying upon all of you.

I will freely and gladly accept my punishment for this.

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



I am so sorry.

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



Uhhhh. What. Is there a source on that one?

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



And I thought him feigning ignorance over Moolah was bad enough.

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWXT00v7Eig

He doesn't condone the rail-jumper's actions and he tells everyone not to be a dumbass and don't jump the loving rail at a wrestling show, but he goes out of his way to get in as many shots at AEW as possible in the process, because of course he does.

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



Kunabomber posted:

every wrestler he poo poo on while he was at ROH are doing very well in AEW

edit: also he's disowned Jericho because Jericho donated to trump lol, just shitheads on both sides on that one

He hates comedy wrestling
He thinks Tony Khan is just a money mark
He's mad that no one wants his advice on how to run the place
He hates all the flippydoos that modern wrestlers do
He thinks most of the AEW roster are tiny guys that don't have the right look
He thinks Orange Cassidy and Marko Stunt are killing the business

Should I go on?

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



RealFoxy posted:

Does Cornette even rant about WWE that much or is it all focused on AEW and the indies so he can carve his niche out as being the MAGA leader of the WWE fans

He gives WWE their fair share of rants.



EDIT: Jesus some of these thumbnails are incredible in all the wrong ways.

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



Are these offensive? These feel like they're probably offensive.


Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



I'm assuming he wants to be a 'fly on the wall' during the planning of the match or something stupid like that.

I'm more curious as to why Kenny is Captain Hook.

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



I made myself listen to this.

"Kenny doesn't act like a world champion, he acts like a Disney channel villain."

:v:

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCir...tm_source=share

Hell has officially frozen over.

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



RottenK posted:

i've heard he's been warming up to at least parts of AEW lately, though he covers it under the pretense of just wanting WWE to fail because it sucks so much now

He still wants AEW to fail. He just thinks they're better than all the nonsense WWE is doing right now.

Brian Last is coming around though. If you listen to any Corncob clips (please don't, it's not worth it), you can tell he likes AEW and is trying not to praise it too much in front of Jim.

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



Dawgstar posted:

How much does Last enable Cornette on the whole, I wonder?

From the clips I've listened to? A lot. Sometimes he'll try to stand up to Corncob when he's being particularly offensive about something, but he usually backs down pretty quick.

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

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So apparently Cornette's usual awful art guy got covid and is out for a while, so Jimmy's brought in some replacements until he gets better. I don't want to say the new artists are good or anything but...




...a couple of them are pretty okay. Definitely an upgrade over the past guy.

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

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Honestly that feels pretty avatar worthy.

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



Bischoff's AEW cameos have been mostly fine, at least.

Keep the others as far away as possible though.

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



It still makes me shake my head when I remember that he had his dream job in the NWA and he just couldn't stop being a Corncob long enough to apologize and keep it.

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQi_u2mD_ZQ

I want to see more wrestling art from whoever did this one.

Vandar fucked around with this message at 21:02 on Oct 1, 2021

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



Pretty cool Onita art on this one. It'd make a rad t-shirt or poster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl4W7agCW_8

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?




Someone edit this into the one Kelly comic. You know which one I'm talking about.

EDIT: FIVE STARS...HA HA HA...

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

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Puppy Doll posted:



...I just realized I forgot to change the sickos dialogue.

dsriggs posted:



e: :bahgawd: beaten like a gubbermint mule!

These are both loving beautiful. :swoon:

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



Zombie Lemur posted:

I figured Cornette would be too busy whining about the Halloween match to talk about anything else. I should've known there's always room for racism on his schedule.

Great news for you then!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fccpy21ZqiE

(I ain't listened to it and I ain't gonna. I can't do more than ten minutes of Corncob at a time.)

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



He bashes the WWE too but that doesn't bring in as many hate clicks.

MassRafTer posted:

We will have to wait until a really weird youtube thumbnail pops up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBo8uher9L0

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



bloodysabbath posted:

In that Omega rant, Corny states he has the most popular wrestling podcast/commentary show, period. Is that true? If it is, that's pretty impressive, regardless of how you feel about him.


I dunno where he stands in terms of listens/downloads, but if you go by patrons then lol.

https://twitter.com/TheSportatorium/status/1527370639736438786

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Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

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He was never on.

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