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For the record, the reason Jade Cargill is an ostrich in his latest thumbnail is because her strikes are bad, and because, in Corncob's own words, she kicks like an ostrich.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 07:25 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 12:57 |
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Shaq's hand is glowing green because every time he chops Cody, he stares at his hand like it's radioactive.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 07:29 |
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Raeg posted:The minute I realised that Cornette wasn't the genius booker many proclaimed him to be was when he done a DVD fantasy booking how he would have done the WCW Invasion. This one is bad even for Corncob. https://youtu.be/zU2p5CB0nso He starts off working with the idea that this is a five hour ppv and it gets worse from there. Hope you’re ready for Undertaker versus Funk and Big Show/Kane versus the Steiner brothers!
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 13:05 |
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Miro is going to murder a man. https://twitter.com/ToBeMiro/status/1370828638392700929?s=20 https://twitter.com/ToBeMiro/status/1370830049994141699?s=20 Vandar fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Mar 13, 2021 |
# ¿ Mar 13, 2021 21:12 |
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davidbix posted:His stuff was gone by the time I saw the post here with the embeds. What did he say? He was arguing that Cornette didn't call Ford a slut even though there was audio proving it.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2021 07:12 |
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Seams posted:For what it's worth (gently caress all) I reported his last tweet for abuse. He's got me blocked, what did it say?
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2021 16:26 |
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Charlie Haas has now earned his place in the Cornhole. https://twitter.com/WrestlingMark8/status/1371674152990613506?s=20
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2021 21:30 |
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Who's going to bite the bullet and put up with Corncob for an hour?
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2021 00:45 |
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Eat My Fuc posted:I did this for you. Thank you for your sacrifice. What you have done here today will not be forgotten.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2021 01:32 |
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Digital Jedi posted:Words from a buffoon Jesus Christ I didn't expect anyone to actually listen to that nonsense. I kind of feel like we owe you some kind of apology or something.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2021 04:53 |
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It never ends.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2021 09:47 |
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Foley as the WCW rep for the main event is something else, that's for sure.
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2021 17:32 |
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Gonzo McFee posted:Corny got worked by a two parter Family Guy episode. God I had forgotten about the Family Guy bullshit.
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# ¿ May 4, 2021 02:48 |
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Vince MechMahon posted:I made perfectly clear I was going only by his Twitter account. Other than Dan Ryckert constantly dunking on him I know nothing else about Canseco beyond "played baseball." I need Dan Ryckert to humiliate Jimmy Corncob now, much in the same way he did so to Canseco.
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# ¿ May 5, 2021 01:42 |
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I apologize in advance for this, but I saw this a few minutes ago and I have to share this cursed sight with the rest of you. I can't be the only one with this memory etched into my mind. I have seen what is quite possibly the worst Jim Cornette video background ever created. I'm going to go ahead and say that this is probably NSFW, and I will apologize in advance for the horror that I am laying upon all of you. I will freely and gladly accept my punishment for this.
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# ¿ May 16, 2021 09:27 |
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I am so sorry.
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# ¿ May 16, 2021 09:28 |
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Uhhhh. What. Is there a source on that one?
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# ¿ May 18, 2021 19:26 |
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And I thought him feigning ignorance over Moolah was bad enough.
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2021 23:26 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWXT00v7Eig He doesn't condone the rail-jumper's actions and he tells everyone not to be a dumbass and don't jump the loving rail at a wrestling show, but he goes out of his way to get in as many shots at AEW as possible in the process, because of course he does.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2021 18:44 |
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Kunabomber posted:every wrestler he poo poo on while he was at ROH are doing very well in AEW He hates comedy wrestling He thinks Tony Khan is just a money mark He's mad that no one wants his advice on how to run the place He hates all the flippydoos that modern wrestlers do He thinks most of the AEW roster are tiny guys that don't have the right look He thinks Orange Cassidy and Marko Stunt are killing the business Should I go on?
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2021 19:09 |
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RealFoxy posted:Does Cornette even rant about WWE that much or is it all focused on AEW and the indies so he can carve his niche out as being the MAGA leader of the WWE fans He gives WWE their fair share of rants. EDIT: Jesus some of these thumbnails are incredible in all the wrong ways.
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2021 07:30 |
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Are these offensive? These feel like they're probably offensive.
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2021 07:34 |
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2021 23:14 |
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I'm assuming he wants to be a 'fly on the wall' during the planning of the match or something stupid like that. I'm more curious as to why Kenny is Captain Hook.
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2021 23:50 |
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I made myself listen to this. "Kenny doesn't act like a world champion, he acts like a Disney channel villain."
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2021 00:02 |
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https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCir...tm_source=share Hell has officially frozen over.
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2021 04:06 |
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RottenK posted:i've heard he's been warming up to at least parts of AEW lately, though he covers it under the pretense of just wanting WWE to fail because it sucks so much now He still wants AEW to fail. He just thinks they're better than all the nonsense WWE is doing right now. Brian Last is coming around though. If you listen to any Corncob clips (please don't, it's not worth it), you can tell he likes AEW and is trying not to praise it too much in front of Jim.
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2021 18:24 |
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Dawgstar posted:How much does Last enable Cornette on the whole, I wonder? From the clips I've listened to? A lot. Sometimes he'll try to stand up to Corncob when he's being particularly offensive about something, but he usually backs down pretty quick.
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2021 23:09 |
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So apparently Cornette's usual awful art guy got covid and is out for a while, so Jimmy's brought in some replacements until he gets better. I don't want to say the new artists are good or anything but... ...a couple of them are pretty okay. Definitely an upgrade over the past guy.
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2021 05:46 |
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Honestly that feels pretty avatar worthy.
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2021 06:17 |
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Bischoff's AEW cameos have been mostly fine, at least. Keep the others as far away as possible though.
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2021 19:36 |
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It still makes me shake my head when I remember that he had his dream job in the NWA and he just couldn't stop being a Corncob long enough to apologize and keep it.
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2021 22:03 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQi_u2mD_ZQ I want to see more wrestling art from whoever did this one. Vandar fucked around with this message at 21:02 on Oct 1, 2021 |
# ¿ Oct 1, 2021 20:58 |
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Pretty cool Onita art on this one. It'd make a rad t-shirt or poster. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl4W7agCW_8
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2021 22:34 |
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Someone edit this into the one Kelly comic. You know which one I'm talking about. EDIT: FIVE STARS...HA HA HA...
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2021 23:00 |
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Puppy Doll posted:
dsriggs posted:
These are both loving beautiful.
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2021 05:11 |
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Zombie Lemur posted:I figured Cornette would be too busy whining about the Halloween match to talk about anything else. I should've known there's always room for racism on his schedule. Great news for you then! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fccpy21ZqiE (I ain't listened to it and I ain't gonna. I can't do more than ten minutes of Corncob at a time.)
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2021 06:36 |
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He bashes the WWE too but that doesn't bring in as many hate clicks.MassRafTer posted:We will have to wait until a really weird youtube thumbnail pops up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBo8uher9L0
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2021 03:37 |
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bloodysabbath posted:In that Omega rant, Corny states he has the most popular wrestling podcast/commentary show, period. Is that true? If it is, that's pretty impressive, regardless of how you feel about him. I dunno where he stands in terms of listens/downloads, but if you go by patrons then lol. https://twitter.com/TheSportatorium/status/1527370639736438786
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2022 20:44 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 12:57 |
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He was never on.
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2022 20:04 |