CAnon Anonymous: Congratulations you are now cornpilled.

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Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Vandar posted:

For the record, the reason Jade Cargill is an ostrich in his latest thumbnail is because her strikes are bad, and because, in Corncob's own words, she kicks like an ostrich.

... has Corny ever seen an Ostrich?

# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 08:03

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 12:13

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Claytor posted:

My favorite genre of tweet is "guy who just wants Cornette to notice him."

You left out his reply where he wants Tony Khan to notice him.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2021 05:28

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://twitter.com/TheJimCornette/status/1370722650981564420

:sickos:

# ¿ Mar 13, 2021 15:05

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

This is meta, a self avowed member of the Cult of Cornette who has quit wrestling but is thinking of quitting Cornette too necause all he talks about is AEW now.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Batboy1987

# ¿ Mar 13, 2021 16:59

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Lead Pipe Cinch posted:

https://twitter.com/tobemiro/status/1370836219773349890?s=21

Miro is good, folks.

Creep and a liar

https://mobile.twitter.com/Farbod_E/status/1370837826590273536

# ¿ Mar 13, 2021 21:55

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Maskell91/status/1370840707426967553
https://mobile.twitter.com/Maskell91/status/1370841312291745796

# ¿ Mar 13, 2021 22:05

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

ARMBAR A COP posted:

This dude is from Alberta lol

He deleted everything

https://mobile.twitter.com/Maskell91/status/1370877003226705920
https://mobile.twitter.com/Maskell91/status/1370877739469664258

Yes your wrestling opinions

# ¿ Mar 14, 2021 06:18

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Vandar posted:

He was arguing that Cornette didn't call Ford a slut even though there was audio proving it.

Also comments on abortions and just being a real creep

# ¿ Mar 14, 2021 07:23

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

not going to post but the dumb gently caress is awake and on a direct car crash to getting kicked off twitter, but he is not mad at all we swear

# ¿ Mar 14, 2021 16:01

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

The second SMW champion was named The Dirty White Boy

# ¿ Mar 15, 2021 18:13

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Vandar posted:

Charlie Haas has now earned his place in the Cornhole.

https://twitter.com/WrestlingMark8/status/1371674152990613506?s=20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR05qLcWabE

# ¿ Mar 16, 2021 21:32

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Gonzo McFee posted:

Who the gently caress is Charlie Haas?

Lid posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR05qLcWabE

# ¿ Mar 16, 2021 21:35

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Mob posted:

Not sure what you guys mean, Haas hasn't got an ounce of ring rust on him

https://twitter.com/naturalbornheel/status/1371928706260856833

charlie's horse cut with raw

# ¿ Mar 17, 2021 00:00

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

He also said Bianca can't be the top star because shes too small.

Bianca is taller and heavier than Rhea.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2021 06:13

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

RealFoxy posted:

Unless Rhea has 3 inch lifts, Rhea is definitely taller. I can believe that Bianca is heavier because she's all muscle though.

Sorry yeah you're right but either way Bianca and small aren't really a thing also given how loving strong she is. Either way yeah he loves Rhea, hates Asuka, thinks Bianca is small, and who knows about Sasha. Hmmmmmm

# ¿ Apr 18, 2021 06:22

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Ringo Roadagain posted:

didn't bryan on a pretty recent show tell a story about meeting some old wrestler who everyone said had great psychology, but when bryan asked him a question about his match psychology he had no loving clue what bryan was talking about?

I think this was Bryan Alvarez talking about his interactions with the Rock n Roll Express

# ¿ May 4, 2021 06:00

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://mobile.twitter.com/TheJimCornette/status/1418180717507448832

:sickos:

# ¿ Jul 22, 2021 18:08

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

All this is making me think Khan should buy the rights to Natural Born Killas and play it through Gage v Jericho

# ¿ Jul 22, 2021 18:24

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Davros1 posted:

Goalpost Situation: MOVED.

https://twitter.com/rfcefc23/status/1418309728703238146?s=20

Several people brought up Jim booking criminal Bruiser Bedlam, and now it's "Well, Gage isn't a wrestler."

i like this take personally

https://twitter.com/Metal_McBride95/status/1418300554065809411

# ¿ Jul 22, 2021 21:44

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Gaz-L posted:

...Not only did Jack literally kill people... he all but did so in the ring. Much more deliberately than the Arquette incident.

double down

https://twitter.com/Metal_McBride95/status/1418317265485721605

triple down

https://twitter.com/Metal_McBride95/status/1418336941993455616

quote:

Bianca McBride
@Metal_McBride95
Third Generation Wrestler//Metal Head//rear end Kicker//E-Fed RP Account

# ¿ Jul 22, 2021 23:35

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

davidbix posted:

Other people are pointing out Bruiser Bedlam, but the first big money program of Jim's career, (Midnight Express vs. Mr. Wrestling II & Magnum T.A.) involved a convicted felon, II, who had a conviction for a gang rape when he was a young adult three decades earlier.

this is not mentioned on his wikipedia at all and i had to google this so it would be good to use your pull to loudhorn this

# ¿ Jul 22, 2021 23:52

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Vandar posted:

I made myself listen to this.

"Kenny doesn't act like a world champion, he acts like a Disney channel villain."

https://thetempest.co/2020/06/04/entertainment/disney-villains-gay-queer-coding/

And we stan.

# ¿ Jul 26, 2021 00:29

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

The Corncobbers are having a bad faith shitfit over how AEW reportedly suspending Max Caster is homophobia.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2021 04:11

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://twitter.com/JordynneGrace/status/1425158493011578886

# ¿ Aug 11, 2021 04:30

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Vandar posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCir...tm_source=share

Hell has officially frozen over.

Corny goes where the money is and he can see that the wagon and wind is blowing AEW's direction so he's going to be doing a slight shift to try and catch the wave because if AEW catches fire you will not get far being the contrarian negative voice to overwhelming popularity when the overwhelming popularity makes even more money.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2021 09:38

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-EMwx1u2jQ

lol

# ¿ Sep 8, 2021 00:04

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

quote:

Lucha Bros vs Young Bucks. Did not enjoy the Lucha Bros entrance. Said that they tried to "kill the event". Fast forwarded a lot.

# ¿ Sep 8, 2021 07:19

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

i nominate Brad Shep be quarantined here too

https://twitter.com/ItsBradShepard/status/1435440556176515073

https://twitter.com/ItsBradShepard/status/1435098872142090240

Lid fucked around with this message at 07:43 on Sep 8, 2021

# ¿ Sep 8, 2021 07:37

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

he adores WALTER

# ¿ Sep 12, 2021 02:17

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://twitter.com/ringsidenews_/status/1439386420485967874?s=19

Hes right but not for the reasons he thinks.

# ¿ Sep 22, 2021 03:00

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

that does explain why Jim kept inviting wrestlers to pool parties with his wife, he was trying to tell them to pull out but they kept mishearing

# ¿ Oct 19, 2021 10:20

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Almost managed to make it one loving month without pissing in his own mouth but of loving course.

https://twitter.com/TheJimCornette/status/1474025368839413765

# ¿ Dec 24, 2021 01:55

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

AEW draws more than Cornette's booking stints in NWA*, RoH, OVW or SMW in his entire runs

*did he have the book in the 80s in Jim Crockett before the downswing? Maybe the one exception.

# ¿ Dec 24, 2021 04:36

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Uniformly decided to relegate Bully Ray here too. He doesnt deserve the podcast thread.

https://twitter.com/WrestlingNewsCo/status/1484258194495049734?t=7ThueITpTzfnJfc8D0huiQ&s=19

# ¿ Jan 20, 2022 23:48

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Orange Carlisle posted:

bully ray, cornette and vince russo are the triumvirate of please listen to my lovely podcast hot take commenters

And Booker T

# ¿ Jan 20, 2022 23:53

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Bischoff became a hot take machine when WWE started paying him again to sit in catering. Its a living.

# ¿ Jan 20, 2022 23:55

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Quoting from a reddit because I am not listing to Cornette for any reason

quote:

When reviewing the Sami Zayn match he went off on a rant about "how big of a* holes Sami and Kevin Owens were in ROH". He says "Sami said my stuff was cheesy"..then when talking about how bad this match was he says..."At least Owens was in the ring with stone cold" but the "loving the red headed ginger Muslim French Canadian here had to stooge for a god d**** brain damaged moron"

# ¿ Apr 7, 2022 03:27

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://twitter.com/ALL_ELITE_MEMES/status/1547309065990291456?t=IpQ7Ts015uGlixoA-47Pjg&s=19

# ¿ Jul 14, 2022 04:25

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://twitter.com/TheJimCornette/status/1615043888837963777?t=8Kj5GNOf6kR3vhDzEsj1gw&s=19

# ¿ Jan 17, 2023 03:40

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 12:13

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Vader vs Big Van Walter vs Bam Bam Bigelow vs Keith Lee

# ¿ Jan 25, 2023 04:56

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