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sad question posted:Brits always explain that royal family brings in a lot of money from tourism so they are needed. But nobody ever brings up that taxidermy exists. Some Brits do. The rest of us realise any gains are lost via the huge amount they siphon off for their countless properties and private projects.
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Lol imagine marrying into the royal family and having suicidal thoughts... Maybe a therapist would do lil lady? Must be hard being a rich gently caress, Oh no suicidal thoughts and I couldnt get help from the royals.  Meanwhile the plebs children are killing themselves every singel day without any of the help or hope they are promised every single loving day. Get hosed bitch family. Get hosed Meghan. Whiny spoiled brat, figure you would fit right in amongst the inbred royals. Oh no they did a racism... Well yeah, you know minoritys are killed every day and you married a loving Prince?!? Get some perspective rear end in a top hat. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) Zombiepop fucked around with this message at 12:54 on Mar 8, 2021 |
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Zombiepop posted:Lol imagine marrying into the total family and having suicidal thoughts... Maybe a therapist would do lil lady? Must be hard being a rich gently caress, Oh no suicidal thoughts and I couldnt get help from the royals. Sir this is a Pret a Manger
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Mar 8, 2021 12:48
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Guess it's the wrong generation but... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af4MdIy7PLY
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Who the gently caress would stay on a situation where you're not allowed to eat garlic, though, seriously... did not realize the queen was of the brahmin caste
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Mar 8, 2021 13:00
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This one time at Christmas my grandfather insisted on watching the Queen's speech live after we ate and shouted "GOD BLESS THE QUEEN!" once it was over and there was just this awkward silence from the rest of the family, even my gammony turbo-nationalist cousins
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Zombiepop posted:Lol imagine marrying into the royal family and having suicidal thoughts... Maybe a therapist would do lil lady? Must be hard being a rich gently caress, Oh no suicidal thoughts and I couldnt get help from the royals. I've had just about enough of this. Need I remind you that she is a princess and thus far more sensitive than a calloused and uncouth peasant. Take, for example, the tale of the Princess and the Pea wherein a princess was able to feel but a single pea beneath many layers of mattresses and blankets. Perhaps it is you that should get some perspective and display a little more sympathy for someone who feels the slings and arrows of this world more keenly than you.
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TheReverend posted:I honestly don't understand why anyone cares about the english royals. Like at all. You wouldn’t believe the amount of money we make selling commemorative plates with their faces on
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i'm really excited to sign up for a $19.99 monthly subscription to o+ so I can see all the deleted content and the extended interview
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Lol I guess the interview hasn't even properly aired in the UK, so the reactions are still just the weird British tabloid media
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Mar 8, 2021 14:34
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so once nobody cares about her meghan is absolutely getting diana'd, right? and harry dragged back to the castle or whatever and bred like a golden retriever to someone the family approves of?
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Mar 8, 2021 14:37
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It's gotta be hard living that life. I know she is rich and famous and has a cushy life, but drat, imagine being pregnant and having to get all dressed up everyday to chat with near-dead british aristocrats who talk constant poo poo about you instead of playing stardew valley and eating tacos al pastor all day.
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Mar 8, 2021 14:40
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Chrs posted:You wouldn’t believe the amount of money we make selling commemorative plates with their faces on Yeah, but think of the money you could be bringing in if the queen had an only fans. She really needs to start working/twerking for your country.
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:She dropped the ball by not asking "did the queen mother kill epstein?" Like, personally?
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I've long been a republican (not the US type, the UK anti-monarchy type) but I got to chip in and say that the Prince Andrew no sweat interview pretty much justified public spending on the royals in entertainment factor Also lol if you're still surprised that a royal family in 2021 is an elitist, racist, misogynistic and inbred relic of a by-gone era
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Mar 8, 2021 14:52
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Chrs posted:You wouldn’t believe the amount of money we make selling commemorative plates with their faces on novelty mug idea: one of those mugs that changes appearance when it gets hot, but it changes from a picture of the queen to a queen lizard-person
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Did anyone address the fact that the royal family had a deformed child 200 years ago and sealed him up in a secret room? And that he's still alive and comes out to feast on the flesh of innocents, slaughtered by the Royal Family to appease him? Why isn't Oprah asking the REAL questions here???
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Can't wait to hear what Gibbo, Burnsy and Cheeks have to say about this
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A Fancy Hat posted:Did anyone address the fact that the royal family had a deformed child 200 years ago and sealed him up in a secret room? And that he's still alive and comes out to feast on the flesh of innocents, slaughtered by the Royal Family to appease him? The queen married him so its not really a secret these days
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Mar 8, 2021 14:57
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Wait? What colour their baby's would be? Umm is Meghan not white? The hell. Also the only poo poo I give about the royal family is I want the drat queen to die so Charlies is on my money for at least a bit. His goofy face would make me lol the few times I use cash.
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Ratjaculation posted:Can't wait to hear what Gibbo, Burnsy and Cheeks have to say about this Aw poo poo, anyone remember Gibbo
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A Fancy Hat posted:Did anyone address the fact that the royal family had a deformed child 200 years ago and sealed him up in a secret room? And that he's still alive and comes out to feast on the flesh of innocents, slaughtered by the Royal Family to appease him? This is a horrible thing to say. Prince Charles may have large ears but he's certainly no 200 year old freak.
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Chrs posted:You wouldn’t believe the amount of money we make selling commemorative plates with their faces on You can still do this post-guillotining, you know.
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Saalkin posted:Wait? What colour their baby's would be? She is, quite literally, too dark a shade of 'white' herself, thus tainting the baby. I'm not kidding. And y'all think the US is racist
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Mar 8, 2021 15:11
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i woke up this morning and checked my local facebook page to see if any cool crimes happened over night, first post is: ITS INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY AND I SALUTE MEGHAN MARKLE
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Mar 8, 2021 15:14
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Harry hosed up not marrying a kardashian
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Universe Master posted:don't marry vampires if you don't want to follow the rules I would leave the Firm for this joke. Also you.
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Zombiepop posted:Meghan hosed up not marrying a kardashian The Moon Monster posted:did not realize the queen was of the brahmin caste
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Saalkin posted:Wait? What colour their baby's would be? really good point that i never considered
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I wonder what Princess Michael of Kent has to say about all this? something very racist
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Cant believe the man whos grandmother killed his mother is upset about his family that harbours a Epstein adjacent pedophile wants to destroy his black wife because they are raciststs if not themselves then via the media just like his mother Thats it, the whole thing Halloween Liker fucked around with this message at 15:51 on Mar 8, 2021 |
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We could call new money Charlies and old money Queenies. Give us two charlies worth of toffee would ya. That'll be three queenies. Three queenies? What is this? Brighton or something?
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If they have all this power, they should make William un-bald so he can be cute again instead of looking like The Penguin's surprisingly bashful penis.
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:so once nobody cares about her meghan is absolutely getting diana'd, right? Except in 2021 it's just going to be a guy wearing a palace guard outfit outright gunning her down in broad daylight in front of a loving IMAX camera repeated all over the world, live, and the royal family's gonna laugh it off and tell the commoners to gently caress off when questioned about it. Then Boris will probably fall in a toilet and accidentally sign Super-BREXIT 2.0 and everyone will stop caring.
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Mar 8, 2021 15:55
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BRING BACK CROMWELL but not all of him we can have little a Cromwell, as a treat
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did these two weenies actually call anyone out? or did they just weasel around saying it was 'senior members' this and that? oh no better not hurt anyone feelings even though my wife said they drove her to thoughts of suicide Captain Beans fucked around with this message at 16:00 on Mar 8, 2021 |
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Mar 8, 2021 15:57
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The entire royal family just died
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:The entire royal family just died i'm glad of it
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:The entire royal family just died ALL HAIL KING RALPH 
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Hahahahahaha holy poo poo I forgot Peter loving O'Toole was in King goddamn Ralph bwahahaha what
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