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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Hahahahahaha holy poo poo I forgot Peter loving O'Toole was in King goddamn Ralph bwahahaha what It's a good movie
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I thought King Ralph was when a bunch of Ralphs get stuck together with caked poo poo and hair
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King Ralph is the People's King I'd leave the royal family too if my uncle went on TV to talk about how wonderful his friendship with Jeffrey Epstein was.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Hahahahahaha holy poo poo I forgot Peter loving O'Toole was in King goddamn Ralph bwahahaha what wow way to career-shame???
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doomisland posted:why did the queen kill diana again? take your pick
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Tonight will be a King Ralph and Pyst (A Myst Parody) double feature.
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doomisland posted:why did the queen kill diana again? She never really played ball in the first place, started her own affair after he went all-in on Camilla (with a guy that looks remarkably like Harry) and didn't kill herself out of shame when they got divorced.
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low key sex master posted:wow way to career-shame??? I'm sure he is very very sad somewhere in heaven surrounded by booze and angels. Look, it's raining, that's Peter O'Toole crying!
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doomisland posted:why did the queen kill diana again? unquenchable thirst for indo-arab dick
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Excelzior posted:unquenchable thirst for indo-arab dick NEW USERNAME I CALL IT
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Zombiepop posted:Lol imagine marrying into the royal family and having suicidal thoughts... Maybe a therapist would do lil lady? Must be hard being a rich gently caress, Oh no suicidal thoughts and I couldnt get help from the royals. Imagine writing a post like this on the internet, mocking someone for having suicidal thoughts because "royalty" or "money". How dare anyone of a certain status (social or economic) express suicidal thoughts? Don't people know that only plebs off themselves? I mean, really.
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The only reason I know anything at all about Diana's story was that I was dating my first HS girlfriend at the time and she got wrapped up in it so I pretended to be too so I could hang out with her more and learned about it via osmosis. Thank you for coming to my ted talk on my knowledge of the royal family
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It's a little known fact that Princess Diana raked the paparazzo's vehicle with gunfire from a TEC-9 and he only acted in self-defense.
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fun facts about the royal family: - the Queen owns ALL THE SWANS - Prince Phillip is basically an actual Nazi mummy - Henry VIII did not have syphilis and was actually kind of a fussbudget - the Romanovs were very closely related to the current royal family - if Amaterasu leaves her cave and sees her shadow, there are six more weeks of winter - Ethelred the Unready should actually have been Ethelred the Poorly-Advised Preteen. - there is a very small piece of poop somewhere high up in Buckingham Palace and no one knows where but they're scared to ask at this point
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My conspiracy theory on all this Harry-Meghan poo poo is that the couple and the royal family are really working together to stir up fake drama in order to make people forget that a member of the royal family was best buds with the world's most infamous international sex-trafficking pedophile.
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Sucrose posted:My conspiracy theory on all this Harry-Meghan poo poo is that the couple and the royal family are really working together to stir up fake drama in order to make people forget that a member of the royal family was best buds with the world's most infamous international sex-trafficking pedophile. Actually the conspiracy is that Harry and Meghan engage in suck off competitions to see who could vacuum-nasty the most cockflesh that's been swabbed off the poopdeck of a Navy shitboat.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Actually the conspiracy is that Harry and Meghan engage in suck off competitions to see who could vacuum-nasty the most cockflesh that's been swabbed off the poopdeck of a Navy shitboat. Beautifully portrayed in The Crown deleted scenes
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Seeing American right wing goofs like Ben shapino and Erick son of Erick defending monarchy like the little freaks they are
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Actually the conspiracy is that Harry and Meghan engage in suck off competitions to see who could vacuum-nasty the most cockflesh that's been swabbed off the poopdeck of a Navy shitboat. The truth isn't a conspiracy
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More royal facts for royal fun: - Edward II probably did not die from having a red-hot poker shoved up his rear end. - James I headed a cabal of fawning gay followers who all constantly competed for his favors. Where do you think Anne learned that trick? - Nell Gwynne was the best of Charles II's mistresses and that is a fact. That's why it's on this list. - Kevin Costner wrote a sequel to The Bodyguard that was supposed to star Princess Diana as herself. there was going to be a love scene. Diana was on board before she died. - Mary, Queen of Scots probably faked her own rape in order to be allowed to marry her lover after they exploded her husband - Eleanor of Aquitaine survived two Crusades, being locked in a tower for decades, both her husbands, and most of her children. - The Other Boleyn Girl is real bad! - Sir Walter Raleigh got sent to the Tower for poisoning the court with potatoes. See, he forgot to mention to the cooks that you don't eat the green part.
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Guze posted:Seeing American right wing goofs like Ben shapino and Erick son of Erick defending monarchy like the little freaks they are Defend a foreign monarchy or defend a mixed race couple. Easy choice for right wingers I guess!
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Everybody on the internet is going "who cares about the royals" but at the same time still talking about it on and on for weeks now. Feels like the US americans finally got in on the action through the Old World / New World crossover this season. . This will do well this year and be the perfect set up for next season, when the US "royals" might join the fray in "The Crown - MAGA".
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Son of Rodney posted:Everybody on the internet is going "who cares about the royals" but at the same time still talking about it on and on for weeks now. Feels like the US americans finally got in on the action through the Old World / New World crossover this season. . This will do well this year and be the perfect set up for next season, when the US "royals" might join the fray in "The Crown - MAGA". The Boils
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In the south is Sussex, in the west is Wessex, in the east is Essex, and the north... well, that’s the story of my life
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Ordeith posted:Imagine writing a post like this on the internet, mocking someone for having suicidal thoughts because "royalty" or "money". How dare anyone of a certain status (social or economic) express suicidal thoughts? Don't people know that only plebs off themselves? I mean, really. Yeah sure what a hot take...cry a lil more for the royal family wont ya. Maybe they got some left over cousin you can marry. Defending royals in the year 2021 lol. She could you know see a therapist or something? Not turn to the royal family? But whatever keep your hot take you royalist. Zombiepop fucked around with this message at 17:05 on Mar 8, 2021 |
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:In the south is Sussex, in the west is Wessex, in the east is Essex, and the north... well, that’s the story of my life
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Zombiepop posted:Yeah sure what a hot take...cry a lil more for the royal family wont ya. Maybe they got some left over cousin you can marry. Defending royals in the year 2021 lol. Poopfart
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:ALL HAIL KING RALPH I've always preferred King Frat, myself. 
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Zombiepop posted:Yeah sure what a hot take...cry a lil more for the royal family wont ya. Maybe they got some left over cousin you can marry. Defending royals in the year 2021 lol. Was this the kind of thing you said about Anthony Bourdain after he committed suicide, or only before? You're such an authority on suffering I'd love to learn when it's okay to mock people for thinking about offing themselves.
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All the Royals are Bad and Fail, including Harry and Meghan, but I'm not sure how comfortable I am with people giving Meghan poo poo for her mental health shout. If she's feeling suicidal, that sucks. All the money in the world does not always help. Having said that, altruism is a virtue, so she should consider giving me some of that wealth.
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Only speaking for myself here but I made fun of the rich globe trotting food man that couldn't hack it quite a bit. gently caress the royal family lol
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Ordeith posted:Was this the kind of thing you said about Anthony Bourdain after he committed suicide, or only before? You're such an authority on suffering I'd love to learn when it's okay to mock people for thinking about offing themselves. Yeah I have never said anything about that, so ehm keep on keeping on?
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britishbornandbread posted:All the Royals are Bad and Fail, including Harry and Meghan, but I'm not sure how comfortable I am with people giving Meghan poo poo for her mental health shout. If she's feeling suicidal, that sucks. All the money in the world does not always help. You haven't done enough to earn it, you have to take at least 5 more 15 inch shitlogs in your uncleaned toilet bowl you foul PoS, nasty rear end bwoi
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Zombiepop posted:Yeah I have never said anything about that, so ehm keep on keeping on? What? A little refresher: Zombiepop posted:Lol imagine marrying into the royal family and having suicidal thoughts... Maybe a therapist would do lil lady? Must be hard being a rich gently caress, Oh no suicidal thoughts and I couldnt get help from the royals. Are you missing the: (i) mocking suicidal thoughts; (ii) because rich; (iii) because 'therapy' (you have no idea re: her therapy approach); (iv) 'spoiled'; and finally (v) 'but perspective'? Please, tell us more - since you're so in tune with those who suffer, how and when it's okay to dump on someone saying that suicidal thoughts were had. Don't backpedal now - you're on a roll.
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Zombiepop posted:She could you know see a therapist or something? Not turn to the royal family? But whatever keep your hot take you royalist. She did see a therapist - Oprah.
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Zombiepop posted:Lol imagine marrying into the royal family and having suicidal thoughts... Maybe a therapist would do lil lady? Must be hard being a rich gently caress, Oh no suicidal thoughts and I couldnt get help from the royals. you're a piece of poo poo for dismissing racism
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Whybird posted:This one time at Christmas my grandfather insisted on watching the Queen's speech live after we ate and shouted "GOD BLESS THE QUEEN!" once it was over and there was just this awkward silence from the rest of the family, even my gammony turbo-nationalist cousins Playing God save the Queen by the sex pistols on a pub Jukebox, the night the Queen mother died is a pub memory I'll never forget op. I'm hoping the pubs are open for the next one.
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