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Never forget, if it wasn't for Wallis Simpson's man-trapping vagina, England would have been a Nazi puppet state. Thank you for your service in the dong trenches, your duchessness.
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Who the gently caress would stay on a situation where you're not allowed to eat garlic, though, seriously...
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Universe Master posted:don't marry vampires if you don't want to follow the rules I would leave the Firm for this joke. Also you.
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Mar 8, 2021 15:34
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Zombiepop posted:Meghan hosed up not marrying a kardashian The Moon Monster posted:did not realize the queen was of the brahmin caste
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Mar 8, 2021 15:35
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I wonder what Princess Michael of Kent has to say about all this? something very racist
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Mar 8, 2021 15:47
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If they have all this power, they should make William un-bald so he can be cute again instead of looking like The Penguin's surprisingly bashful penis.
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Mar 8, 2021 15:53
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BRING BACK CROMWELL but not all of him we can have little a Cromwell, as a treat
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Mar 8, 2021 15:56
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:The entire royal family just died ALL HAIL KING RALPH 
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Mar 8, 2021 16:06
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Hahahahahaha holy poo poo I forgot Peter loving O'Toole was in King goddamn Ralph bwahahaha what
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low key sex master posted:wow way to career-shame??? I'm sure he is very very sad somewhere in heaven surrounded by booze and angels. Look, it's raining, that's Peter O'Toole crying!
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Excelzior posted:unquenchable thirst for indo-arab dick NEW USERNAME I CALL IT
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fun facts about the royal family: - the Queen owns ALL THE SWANS - Prince Phillip is basically an actual Nazi mummy - Henry VIII did not have syphilis and was actually kind of a fussbudget - the Romanovs were very closely related to the current royal family - if Amaterasu leaves her cave and sees her shadow, there are six more weeks of winter - Ethelred the Unready should actually have been Ethelred the Poorly-Advised Preteen. - there is a very small piece of poop somewhere high up in Buckingham Palace and no one knows where but they're scared to ask at this point
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More royal facts for royal fun: - Edward II probably did not die from having a red-hot poker shoved up his rear end. - James I headed a cabal of fawning gay followers who all constantly competed for his favors. Where do you think Anne learned that trick? - Nell Gwynne was the best of Charles II's mistresses and that is a fact. That's why it's on this list. - Kevin Costner wrote a sequel to The Bodyguard that was supposed to star Princess Diana as herself. there was going to be a love scene. Diana was on board before she died. - Mary, Queen of Scots probably faked her own rape in order to be allowed to marry her lover after they exploded her husband - Eleanor of Aquitaine survived two Crusades, being locked in a tower for decades, both her husbands, and most of her children. - The Other Boleyn Girl is real bad! - Sir Walter Raleigh got sent to the Tower for poisoning the court with potatoes. See, he forgot to mention to the cooks that you don't eat the green part.
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I'm pretty sure Meghan Markle does not identify as "white," bring biracial, so let's not reduce that?
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Big Beef City posted:Seems like a good defense against british racism, let's roll with that, 'eh? Literally what the gently caress are you talking about? I was responding to this rather hosed-up statement: teardrop posted:Prince Philip, looking at 2 white people:
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Collateral posted:A Greek mf has no place questioning anybodies skin. The motherfucker is mostly Danish.
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Mar 9, 2021 09:42
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DGC773 posted:Given Meghans background the baby could have easily been black or white. The Sims has a more nuanced understanding of genetics than you do.
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We're gonna have to change that scene in the second Austin Powers movie so that Fat Bastard screams, "I ATE A BABY! THE OTHER OTHER WHITE-OR-POSSIBLY-BLACK-IT'S-A-COIN-TOSS MEAT!"
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British racism is extremely subtle. One time a drunk man staggered up to me at a Spoons, having heard my accent, and asked, "Are you happy about the black man?" It took me a while to figure out he meant Obama. Another time my husband and I were enjoying a nice trip to ASDA when a random person asked us where we were from, then complimented us for not being Polish. I guess that's not racism so much as just being disgusting, however. e: I've had poo poo from American border guards (I'm American) and Spanish border guards. I also once got told, for no apparent reason, that a random Customs officer at Toronto Pearson didn't have to let me back into the country if she didn't want to. This was in response to looking at my valid student permit. I just said "Okay" in a calm voice because I didn't feel like going back for spring semester, anyways, but sadly she picked her wedgie or whatever was bothering her and I was graciously allowed to re-enter Her Majesty's Moosepile. Fleta Mcgurn fucked around with this message at 20:02 on Mar 9, 2021 |
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Princess Anne thwarted her own kidnapping and it wasn't even in The Crown. Princess Anne is probably also racist as hell, but you gotta admire someone who dresses like a North Korean general to ride a horse. e: by admire, I mean "have a chuckle at"
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Beans on toast is very loving good.Hammerite posted:ice cream? spoon 'em on there my son That's basically just ais kachang, which is also good as hell.
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Ventral EggSac posted:Why is there a double-wide oreo on that plate that's a blood sausage said YOUR MOM
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I invented a drink once called a "British sangria." It's Ribena and really really terrible cooking wine I had left over, plus a splash of Coke. Delicious!
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DGC773 posted:THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, THE BRITISH LEGAL SYSTEM, TRAINS, THE PARLIAMENTARY SYSTEM ARE THE BIGGEST CONTRIBUTION TO THE WORLD Are you literally loving St. George
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kecske posted:isnt that just a calimotxo Hell no, a calimotxo has no Ribena and is therefore the inferior beverage. I also prefer Diet Coke in this, by the way.
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Waterbed Wendy posted:meghan likes to eat french bread pizza. you frenchy froggy frenchy OUR BEEFY LOVELY LOVELY
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I read once that in the 70s the British press aggressively misreported that French people do not use soap and are therefore unwashed, where in reality France had switched to being enormous consumers of body wash, which at the time was barely available in Britain.
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Robo Reagan posted:i cant believe the british empire extended to like half the places with good food and they stuck to their lovely english breakfast and kippers They stole curry and made it worse, but also occasionally better. Truly, a complicated Imperial legacy.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I mean a journalist literally writes glowing editorials on Boris Johnson, who personally hosed his girlfriend That's called a Downing's Own Cucky-Wucky-Willy-Woo, please respect the beautiful English language which that crazy DG78465348 guy insisted is some kind of gift to the world.
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OKAY, WHO SAID "ELGIN MARBLES"?!?!?!
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Ratjaculation posted:shell be spinnin in her grave hun The lady has to keep her cocktail mixed somehow.
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Weka posted:
Oh, so that's what Coronation Chicken is...
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Well, this doesn't bode well for productivity on Vanuatu.
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Happy birthday The Queen!
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When the Queen dies, only the noblest of her Corgis will be pallbearers. Autocorrect tried to change that to "Cornish," which, well...
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Charles is totally gonna choose George as his regnal name.
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Excelzior posted:the Queen's last words will be "Mission Complete" "Ha-ha! Bloody owned, you rabble!"
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