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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
By law and English right I am now the Duke of Sussex

Emphasis on Sex

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

DessertStorm posted:

English people probably hated it because it was two straight hours of spilling tea :rimshot:

:vince:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Hahahahahaha holy poo poo I forgot Peter loving O'Toole was in King goddamn Ralph bwahahaha what

wow way to career-shame???

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Wait until the Queen starts invoking primae noctis again

Are you a horny enough dude/dudette to satisfy Her Majesty?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Zeluth posted:

Do you think she shaves?

Au natural baby!

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

DGC773 posted:

Why do so many people resort to personal attacks on this forum.

Do you literally have anything better to do than to post 800 times in a monarch thread

There's an entire world outside and yet here you remain :thunk:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Ralph Crammed In posted:

gently caress all royals everywhere. If any royal is reading this you can go get hosed.

I'm Prince Jerry of Countballsalot upon Cummington and I am very cross with this post

Sir I demand satisfaction *unzips pants*

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Pimpcasso posted:

the uk used to rule the world and now they’re a bunch of bog people that eat baked beans for breakfast

i can't stop laughing at this because it's so true

edit: bog bean snipe

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

gently caress SNEEP posted:

comparing awful american dishes from the 50s and 60s is nothing compared to the awful slop the british still eat these days

just lol at anyone who thinks this is haute cuisine

this is literally poo poo that was picked out of the ground by someone who got pissed at the pub one night and didn't want to think about what to have for brekkie

this is not food, this is random crap slopped on a plate

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
ok there is a lot you can say about American food but slandering chicken and waffles is so beyond the pale you should be permabanned from life for it

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

McNamaras Morons posted:

I have found that the quality of the food in the UK is much higher than the absolute garbage most americans eat, and most likely the nasty poo poo people on this forum put into their filthy fuckin cock holsters.

that's because it's not truly proper british food, it's food they've imported from the colonies that has such wretched things to UK palates like the dreaded ſpices and flavourſ, that verily rotſ the ſoul of man

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Aardvark! posted:

im glad your wife got so much in the settlement

Link me to this because I need to laugh

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Ratjaculation posted:

BBC sent me a notification that Wills has said the royals aren't racist, despite what the black woman says

it only took them four days to say this!

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

this is actually a still from the American Pie UK Remake "British Pie"

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Ralph Crammed In posted:

Good God I feel uncomfortable being waited on in a restaurant or ordering delivery and making some poor dude bike to my house. The sheer loving hubris these assholes have to sit there with jolly smiles on their sickly, bloated faces is criminal.

if it makes you feel any better Will did say the family isn't racist so

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Mozi posted:

who will rid me of these meddlesome siblings?!?

In ye olden days the royals used to do it themselves as soon as the king died

Smh pampered rear end babies nowadays

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

OMGVBFLOL posted:

i dont think he ever becomes king, he just got to gently caress the queen (who was a smokin hot babe at the time)

:hmmyes:

Because he's not a Windsor he can't be in the royal line, which is why he's a Prince

I think Camilla becomes a princess when Charles ascends but who the hell knows it's all made up and the titles don't matter

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Lolie posted:

Camilla is already Princess of Wales. She doesn't use the title. She will legally become Queen Consort when Charles ascends the throne but is expected to use a Princess title.

Philip was born into the Greek and Danish royal families. He relinquished those titles and styles when marrying ERII and was created a British duke. Ten years after their wedding, ERII made Philip a British prince.

I repeat

It's all made up and the titles don't matter

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

In the case of people who live basically forever, their spouse either dies long before them or they die six months apart after 86 years of marriage. I'm sure the queen will defy man and god by being the longest living human on record

She's going to die one day after Charles does, just out of pure spite

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