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I need a sweatshirt and it has come to my attention that there are a number of companies that will print ANYTHING YOU WANT onto a garment. I need something nice to wear to weddings and funerals so I think I want a big oversized sweatshirt with a picture of Guinan on the front of it. So, ITT you make me a cool picture of Guinan. It can be photo manipulation, ms-paint, real life paint, crayon, construction paper anything. I NEED A GUINAN. I NEED IT NOW. YOU GOONS WILL MAKE ME A GUINAN THAT I WILL ADORN MYSELF WITH. edit: Realized I am asking you for free creative work and gently caress that so the person I choose will receive a piece of art in kind. Literally A Person fucked around with this message at 18:03 on Mar 10, 2021 |
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What's a guinan? Do you mean guinea pig? Because I can assist with that.
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Mar 10, 2021 17:12
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Are you talking about Whoopi Goldberg?
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Mar 10, 2021 17:16
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Internetjack posted:Are you talking about Whoopi Goldberg? Only in the most base terms. SPECIFICALLY Guinan.
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Mar 10, 2021 17:18
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Hey guys wanna go grab some synthenols at the lamest bar in the universe? Barclay is coming so it's gonna get pretty wild
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Mar 10, 2021 17:18
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i've heard of this new cool search engine called "Alta vista" where you can find anything idk man this might take off
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Mar 10, 2021 17:20
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Kaiser Mazoku posted:What's a guinan? You need to watch star trek generations right now. Your life will change
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Mar 10, 2021 17:20
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I got this pretty quickly:  She wore a lot of cool hats. I had forgotten that.
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Mar 10, 2021 17:31
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I think that you should abandon this pursuit and instead get this painting of Dave Thomas "Imparting The Wisdom" that used to hang at my local Wendy's.
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Mar 10, 2021 17:33
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Internetjack posted:I got this pretty quickly: Oh, this is saucy.
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Mar 10, 2021 17:56
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here you go OP
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Mar 10, 2021 18:04
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givepatajob posted:I think that you should abandon this pursuit and instead get this painting of Dave Thomas "Imparting The Wisdom" that used to hang at my local Wendy's. this should be the new background image of the cholesterol clubhouse
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Mar 10, 2021 18:05
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Mozi posted:here you go OP Oh my god. It's like a 7th grade art fair come to life.
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Mar 10, 2021 18:13
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Was there an episode of TNG where the ship was boarded by hostile folks, and she just pulls out a blaster and clears half the ship out singe-handedly? The crew is like "wtf bartender?" Am I remembering that correctly, or did my brain make it up?
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TNG, Episode 4x17, Night Terrors. there is a brawl and she pulls out a rifle and shoots at the ceiling. TABLE FOR TWO?
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Mar 10, 2021 18:23
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Internetjack posted:Was there an episode of TNG where the ship was boarded by hostile folks, and she just pulls out a blaster and clears half the ship out singe-handedly? The crew is like "wtf bartender?" Am I remembering that correctly, or did my brain make it up? Yeah and then she goes "Keep the change, ya filthy animal."
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Internetjack posted:Was there an episode of TNG where the ship was boarded by hostile folks, and she just pulls out a blaster and clears half the ship out singe-handedly? The crew is like "wtf bartender?" Am I remembering that correctly, or did my brain make it up? I think you're thinking of the episode where Sarek comes on board and screws up everyone's emotions and a fight starts in ten forward and Guinan pulls out a blaster rifle and shoots the ceiling and then asks if anyone wants to see level 2 of her gun.
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Mar 10, 2021 18:24
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MakaVillian posted:I think you're thinking of the episode where Sarek comes on board and screws up everyone's emotions and a fight starts in ten forward and Guinan pulls out a blaster rifle and shoots the ceiling and then asks if anyone wants to see level 2 of her gun. This and other replies sound correct. Thank you for re-tuning my memory. She was a great foil for Piccard and others. Always liked the character.
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Mar 10, 2021 18:33
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Really? One picture of Guinan. This is total bullshit. Where are the good pictures you goons???
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Mar 10, 2021 20:39
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 ok this one looks bad at first but if you examine it you'll see that it's just donald duck's knee that she's examining but i did crop out how she's being hosed from behind by jesus christ tho
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Mar 10, 2021 20:44
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Mar 10, 2021 20:57
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 Is this what you wanted you sick freak?
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Mar 10, 2021 21:01
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Mar 10, 2021 21:05
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Find material for your spank bank yourself, OP.
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Mar 10, 2021 21:06
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Internetjack posted:I got this pretty quickly: 
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Mar 10, 2021 21:10
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Stabby McDamage posted:
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Mar 10, 2021 21:33
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Stabby McDamage posted:
i bet the full pic is really funny lol you should post it so i can save it to my desktop and laugh at it so much
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Mar 10, 2021 21:55
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Stabby McDamage posted:
donald, no
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Mar 10, 2021 22:10
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i used to be a sailor like you, until i took a guinan in the knee
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Mar 10, 2021 22:12
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Internetjack posted:This and other replies sound correct. Thank you for re-tuning my memory. There was an episode where the ship was docked at a starbase for some sort of decontamination, and terrorists boarded while Picard was the only one onboard so he went all Die Hard on them.
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Mar 10, 2021 22:13
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My employer looking at the cartoon duck like "Enhance. Enhance. Enhance....... You're fired."
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Mar 10, 2021 22:13
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Mozi posted:i used to be a sailor like you, until i took a guinan in the knee
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Mar 10, 2021 22:20
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Wouldn't Donald have a corkscrew peen?
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Mar 10, 2021 22:37
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Shinjobi posted:donald, no You'd begrudge his universal desire?
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Mar 10, 2021 22:56
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super sweet best pal posted:You'd begrudge his universal desire? Yeah he has a duck back home he cares for
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Mar 10, 2021 22:58
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I just found this picture and it's pretty tasty
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Stabby McDamage posted:
it's not his knee and you know it his left leg is clearly visible behind his pecker that she's grabbing
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Mar 11, 2021 00:22
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Doesn't everyone have one of these already?
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Mar 11, 2021 00:23
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I liked the episode of TNG where Guinan let Cmdr Riker's ghost possess her so he could have sex with Counsellor Troi one last time.
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Cacator posted:I liked the episode of TNG where Guinan let Cmdr Riker's ghost possess her so he could have sex with Counsellor Troi one last time. 
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